💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 171 24.4%
  • Total voters
    701
StarTrak said:
Lord Balldo, Court Jester of Kayla the Khan of Balldostan, has stated that the Khan has threatened to build Legos on a video stream.
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This part suggests they have some current contact with the Rekietas. Probably through a third party. Could be Nick or Kayla who is blabbing too much (probably Nick).

But also, why would Kayla threaten to build Legos? That’s so weird.

Like I get why Nick wouldn’t want people to have a reason to pay attention to Star Trak’s first post.

But why would Kayla want people to pay attention? That makes no sense to me.
 
Sneed Force One said:
I have made extensive investigation into this line of enquiry across known swinger sites, clubs and groups throughout Minnesota. This violent assault upon my sanity yielded no results.

If Nick and Kayla fucked other swingers, they kept it exceptionally low-key.
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I think Nick is (correctly) paranoid enough to anticipate that if he had ever drawn the ire of the Farms (which obviously has happened), and then knowledge of his swinging activities were to ever be made public (which obviously has happened), that the autistic Illuminati (which is worse than the Zooluminati) would search for anything that shows him and/or Kayla participating in said activities. And if I had to guess, the very first thing they would have to do is to minimize how much they do it in Minnesota, at least in situations where pictures/videos could be taken, especially since there's presumably a higher chance of him being recognized in the state he primarily resides in. You'd have to guess that if they did participate in any activity online, that they didn't use real pictures or anything that could visually identify either of them.

If I had to guess, maybe places like Texas (where Nick has most of his family, and he had attended conventions there in the past), Nevada (Las Vegas, obviously), Tennessee (he's friends with Doug TenNapel, a small chance but still non-zero, and with barely any connections otherwise), or Florida (where Nick's parents live) are unfortunately where you might have to search if you insist on trying to find out.

Otherwise, you're gonna have to hope one of the people Nick and Kayla tried swinging with decide to reveal all on the Farms.
 
Pippa's Greasy KB said:
I haven't been reading this thread in a while but my suspicion of kayla whoring herself out to some random guy in her startrek gacha game for guild clout/startrek bux akin to wing's wife whoring herself out for shoes to some shoe collector turning out to be true is cracking me the fuck up :story:
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I am absolutely willing to believe that she did it but personally I think she would do it for human connection more than some in-game benefits.
Imagine being locked in a house with Balldo and being too dumb \ drugged to do anything about it.
 
Sneed Force One said:
If When Nick and Kayla fucked other swingers, they kept it exceptionally low-key.
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Fixed. Also, it’s possible, but the Racket’s haven’t really done a good job of keeping anything very low-key.

I’ve got this weird sense that the Meme Copium leaker is Legal MINDset. Sure he’s claiming he’s forgiven or made up with Nick, & may have. He’s still in a prime position to be the loose lipped hanger-on. He has also been strangely absent from the suspect list. Like cover was run. Not quover-cover, but it certainly was convenient when he announced he forgave Nick, right when people were trying to figure out who told MC about witnessing the keyboard kid slap. Legal MINDset was pill streaming when he said all that forgiveness stuff, so it gets to be taken with an extra grain of salt. I’m not convinced it’s him, just think he aught to be a suspected leaker.
 
Maraschino said:
I think Nick is (correctly) paranoid enough to anticipate that if he had ever drawn the ire of the Farms (which obviously has happened), and then knowledge of his swinging activities were to ever be made public (which obviously has happened), that the autistic Illuminati (which is worse than the Zooluminati) would search for anything that shows him and/or Kayla participating in said activities. And if I had to guess, the very first thing they would have to do is to minimize how much they do it in Minnesota, at least in situations where pictures/videos could be taken, especially since there's presumably a higher chance of him being recognized in the state he primarily resides in. You'd have to guess that if they did participate in any activity online, that they didn't use real pictures or anything that could visually identify either of them.

If I had to guess, maybe places like Texas (where Nick has most of his family, and he had attended conventions there in the past), Nevada (Las Vegas, obviously), Tennessee (he's friends with Doug TenNapel, a small chance but still non-zero, and with barely any connections otherwise), or Florida (where Nick's parents live) are unfortunately where you might have to search if you insist on trying to find out.

Otherwise, you're gonna have to hope one of the people Nick and Kayla tried swinging with decide to reveal all on the Farms.
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Look a little closer at the Rekietas behavior as swingers and degenerates. They travel and do it all in real life. The playboy airbnb, the ancient lore when they showed up where warski and ralph were observing their antics, the constant attempts to lure women to porn shops, the "visit" with super legit on the up and up trad christian (actual lol) Doug Tennapel, and so on. They don't join degen websites they do it on their travels or at locations "local" but outside their home town (usually) and the moment they brought it back home literally, it ended in the cokestream.
 
Schpoots said:
This has become too gay for me to care about. I'll just wait until someone with a big mouth clarifies the deets.
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Part of the fun for me is trying to figure things out before they get revealed.

Of course this same defect of mine has kept me in the ASOIAF community. So don’t be like me.


3MMA said:
Fixed. Also, it’s possible, but the Racket’s haven’t really done a good job of keeping anything very low-key.

I’ve got this weird sense that the Meme Copium leaker is Legal MINDset. Sure he’s claiming he’s forgiven or made up with Nick, & may have. He’s still in a prime position to be the loose lipped hanger-on. He has also been strangely absent from the suspect list. Like cover was run. Not quover-cover, but it certainly was convenient when he announced he forgave Nick, right when people were trying to figure out who told MC about witnessing the keyboard kid slap. Legal MINDset was pill streaming when he said all that forgiveness stuff, so it gets to be taken with an extra grain of salt. I’m not convinced it’s him, just think he aught to be a suspected leaker.
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A leaker over what though?

He probably is aware of some goss, I don’t doubt that (or that he would spill). But unless Meme is just straight up lying, he wouldn’t be able to leak over the keyboard. He wasn’t a frequent visitor.
 
Pentamidine said:
At first glance I thought "Ian" was Ian Runkle, which seemed pretty insane. But now I realize from the context of this post it's supposed to be the name of the alleged Star Trek Online emotional affair guy.
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If you wish to emotionally scar yourself, download Star Trek Online and go visit the Planet Risa in the off season. It’s a Holiday Summer event zone. So in July there are fun mini games. The rest of the year? It’s taken over by Star Trek Erotic Role Players. And they are truly fucking insane and depraved. Actually discovering that one of the disgusting deviants is Kayla explains so much.
 
Illuminati Order Official said:
I am absolutely willing to believe that she did it but personally I think she would do it for human connection more than some in-game benefits.
Imagine being locked in a house with Balldo and being too dumb \ drugged to do anything about it.
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Nick did a paid live stream on twitch promoting the very startrek game she's playing and she was there to teach him. I can't remember if he mentioned it in that stream or the ones before it but iirc the game has pvp (to bait the whales) and Kayla is in a very competitive high rank guild and is a prominent member.

Twitch deletes vods though so I'm not even sure the drunk stream where nick raged out at vic for refusing to appear on nick's stream while playing dark souls is up, much less this one.
 
Sneed Force One said:
If Nick and Kayla fucked other swingers, they kept it exceptionally low-key.
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Lmao wtf are you talking about? Low key like having hot tub streams where they swung and Nick licked Aaron? Are you fucking retarded? Wtf are you talking about "low key" did you eat a brain tumor or something?
 
The Star Trek rizz game is unsurprising when you remember that Data is considered a sex symbol among Trekkies.
Nick Rekieta was so self-absorbed, so pencil-dicked, so smug that he was lower on the totem pole than an emotionally-stunted android.

AnOminous said:
Lmao wtf are you talking about? Low key like having hot tub streams where they swung and Nick licked Aaron? Are you fucking retarded? Wtf are you talking about "low key" did you eat a brain tumor or something?
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pre-Imholte, I did carve that out.
 
Nick talking about how he’d love to do porn and how morally neutral it is was laying the groundwork for his and Kayla’s homemade gore leaking.
 
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