💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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BigPeanut said:
Rick would be more likable if he just came out as a faggot and did shit like this, instead of sending death threats to government officials and crying about stalker child nazis all day.
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If Rick had come out of the closest after his first, better wife left him, I'm sure his life would have been salvageable. At least his attitude could be dismissed as him simply being a sassy gay man, living up to the stereotype.

But he didn't. I'm sure the taunts of childhood bullies still haunt him, he can't embrace his true nature or else the idiot-children from his school days win. So he continued down the ragepig spiral, eternally being baited by pests, successful fathers, race-grifting Hyperborean queens, and Jewish wine moms.
 
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It's funny you say that, here is Patrick demonstrating why he is the world's most unsympathetic man. I'm glad someone out there is thinking of us farmers.
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He’s evil as fuck. I don’t know how libtards can hate their own race so much, it’s not even a fathomable feeling for me to even imagine having.

It’s insanity anyway to wish death on people for voting any which way regardless. If you aren’t terminally online and talk to humans in real life you quickly learn many democrats and many republicans are just normal people with normal boring reasons to vote for whatever side, most aren’t crazy radicals like on twitter and the internet as a whole.
 
Today I was at the locally sourced pepperoni market and I saw a fat faggot with bitch tits offering “specialty locally sourced dark meat pepperones from Milwaukee”. I asked what he meant by dark meat ronis and he kept calling me child and stalker, then he called his body guard who was taller and stronger then him, called “big Nicholas” to escort me from his vendor stall, I don’t really know what to make of this but I randomly found this thread today and it sounds like this Rick guy you are all so obsessed with.
 
Maybe you’ll meet the Piglinson at a Brewer’s game or on the lake shore or at a local bar (but not Hoolies).

But you won’t find him at a protest or at an ICE facility keeping watch on the feds. That honor belongs to the realest gangsta Shane Nokes.
 
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It's funny you say that, here is Patrick demonstrating why he is the world's most unsympathetic man. I'm glad someone out there is thinking of us farmers.
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He has been getting more and more unhinged and hateful over the last 2 years in particular.

This kind of venom just isn’t healthy for a person to hold on to. Sure, we probably all laugh at people on the other side of the political spectrum for time to time, maybe even want them to get a bit of a comeuppance, but I don’t think it ever goes further than wishing that person would get some egg on their face, either figuratively and literally for some of the bigger assholes.

Rick though? Goddamn, he really salivates over this stuff. I almost pity him sometimes, but he really does deserve everything he gets. What a sad, sick little man he is. Well, not physically little, because he is so FAT.
 
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grey area said:
How many times can you impotently say the same fucking thing day in day out for TEN goddamn years? Pat needs a shrink and a max dose of quetiapine.
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Many, many thousands of times, stalker. And no, child. The word "shrink" and Patrick do not associate. He is a perfectly normal, sane genius of a celebrity author. Also, he hasn't gained a pound ever. No need to shrink anything. Enjoy prison.
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Judge, when we get to prison, you need to rape the largest man in the room to assert stalker child dominance. Luckily, since Fat Rick will be personally hauling us in, it'll be him.
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How is he going to do this? Roll over us all and wedge us into his adipose matrix with the slim hope we can be extracted later?
Judge Holden said:
This whole post
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It's funny to me that that Big J, though he lies almost as much as Patrick does, is one of the only people in Rick's life that cares this much about what he does and says. Nobody else in Patty's life has ever cared this much about him and Mr. H only really wants to hit Man of Pig with his special move "Sphincter Surprise, Innit?!"
Kela de Thaym said:
How I wish Fatrick was known enough to get an AI cartoon made of him similar to Will Stancil, that would be a riot.
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Bias Judge. said:
I was thinking the same. Even better, a crossover episode where Will and Pat meet in a bar somewhere and team up against nazi stalker childs
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What do you two have against our ribs?!
Strawb3rry said:
I liked The Rising because the zombie-demons are basically unstoppable and all the protagonists can do is run and hide.
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A real horror author would have written that their characters discovered a paint-filled balloon easily disabled those zombie attackers.
YouTube Autist said:
Great job with the AI! The "VOTE" shirt and Packers hat look totally realistic and convincing.
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It even did a fantastic job at adding extra chins and bitch tits.
Uncle Buck said:
Glad you mentioned how he’s somewhat portly. Doesn’t seem to get the recognition it should.
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No, we're all simply careful about what we say because it's a federal felony to notice how fat he's become.
Useful_Mistake said:
But @Judge Holden would.
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No, child. He wouldn't. He fears taking that step.
 
The very idea that @Judge Holden could do anything whatsoever to Ricky's anus that wouldn't be entirely consensual is frankly impossible for a rational mind to hold.

Rick is a fucking faggot and shoves the entirety of the Internet up his ass on the reg.
 
Posessing the autopen means you are the president. - Patrick S. Tomlinson
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Bill Evans 45 said:
'I have no faults' Good god, I know he's the champion of saying the quiet part out loud, but what the actual fuck?
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This is just Patty's 1.2 GPA coming to the forefront, as he erroneously believes the fact that Wisconsin is the only state to not have a recorded earthquake. His low-functioning, booze-addled simian brain convincing him that since there are no earthquakes, there are no faultlines, ergo, his obesity does not cause the ground to shake. Because he's fat.
 
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It's funny you say that, here is Patrick demonstrating why he is the world's most unsympathetic man. I'm glad someone out there is thinking of us farmers.
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hahah gotta love it when a stranger gives pat a true childing.

BigPeanut said:
He’s evil as fuck. I don’t know how libtards can hate their own race so much, it’s not even a fathomable feeling for me to even imagine having.
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its been funny watching rick's mask drop over time. he was always an asshole but with other democrats he'd affect a quirk chungus wholesome science man character. that was back when he thought democrats would just win every election bc his massive sense of entitlement demanded it. sucks to be a loser rick LMAO
 
BigPeanut said:
He’s evil as fuck. I don’t know how libtards can hate their own race so much, it’s not even a fathomable feeling for me to even imagine having.

It’s insanity anyway to wish death on people for voting any which way regardless. If you aren’t terminally online and talk to humans in real life you quickly learn many democrats and many republicans are just normal people with normal boring reasons to vote for whatever side, most aren’t crazy radicals like on twitter and the internet as a whole.
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Also apparently our "terror" at his strength and intelligence and success is only getting worse
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I'm terrified of the day he trips and falls over, girthsome and bitch-titted as he is. The resulting earthquakes would be cataclysmic in scale.
 
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