💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
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It's certainly doin da fuckin numbers but the problem is I'm almost positive he's wrong. Isn't this in the FDR memorial which isn't just randomly in the East Wing? Someone should community note on X to clarify, and also that the original author is very fat.
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Pat's obsession with prison is an obvious power fantasy that sexually arouses him, yet the irony is not lost on any of us that he is the most likely candidate to spend any amount of time in the big house. Bitch Tits is so incensed by a political climate that does not affect him that he'll believe anything that feeds into his agenda of total Trump death. This man's greatest struggle is what type of beer he'll drink today. How many times can you impotently say the same fucking thing day in day out for TEN goddamn years? Pat needs a shrink and a max dose of quetiapine.

No reasonable person will look at his diatribes and think he's anything but a mentally ill NEET, so we let the puppet dance for our amusement.

Your life ended with an open bathrobe displaying your faucet cock. Enjoy constant ridicule.
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
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It's certainly doin da fuckin numbers but the problem is I'm almost positive he's wrong. Isn't this in the FDR memorial which isn't just randomly in the East Wing? Someone should community note on X to clarify, and also that the original author is very fat.
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Infamous wrestling personality and (alleged) Harvey Weinstein of cucks Jim Cornette has noticed Fat Rick's tweet.
 
GamerGateSurvivor said:
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Infamous wrestling personality and (alleged) Harvey Weinstein of cucks Jim Cornette has noticed Fat Rick's tweet.
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Too bad that Patrick doesn't know that that speech was given by FDR, the democrat who would make it so that new amendments would need to be put in place so that a president couldn't run for more than two terms and seen as one of the worst presidents. He's also the asshole that set up the social securities act. That alone should have had him shot, drawn, quartered, and hanged and all his family members made sterile so they couldn't breed more retards into the world
 
The Taco Santo! said:
The Whie House has needed a ballroom for decades. There are innumerable state dinners there, and always dancing afterwards. It's a huge part of our diplomacy.
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No, stalker. Trump will not use his so-called "ball room" (death chamber) for state dinners, he will only use it for Klan rallies. And the only dancing will be carried out atop piles of dead migrant children. Enjoy prison.
 
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Judge, when we get to prison, you need to rape the largest man in the room to assert stalker child dominance. Luckily, since Fat Rick will be personally hauling us in, it'll be him.
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Its gonna be like the background lore of Freddy Kruger where his Mom accidentally got locked in an asylum for the violently insane and wound up being forcibly rawdogged by every schizo there, thus leaving her pregnant with the future Dream Demon

By the time we are all finished firin' our loads up his piggy ass he is gonna be pregnant with some eldritch internet based stalker demo....wait a fuckin minute did I just accidentally come up with an origin story for Slenderman?
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
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It's certainly doin da fuckin numbers but the problem is I'm almost positive he's wrong. Isn't this in the FDR memorial which isn't just randomly in the East Wing? Someone should community note on X to clarify, and also that the original author is very fat.
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Yeah, and the tweet by now has gotten nearly 7k retweets and over 35k likes. One of Piggy's best oinks. And it's blatantly false. But only very few of the quote-tweets actually correcT him.
 
Judge Holden said:
Its gonna be like the background lore of Freddy Kruger where his Mom accidentally got locked in an asylum for the violently insane and wound up being forcibly rawdogged by every schizo there, thus leaving her pregnant with the future Dream Demon
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"No stalker child, I am not the bastard son of a hundred maniacs. You are. All of Springwood know you are. Enjoy nightmares"
 
I need to get a breather from this thread; it's starting to affect my mental health (and no, it's not just because of Judge Holden's use of it as his own personal Letters to Paenthouse). I was enjoying prison a coffee earlier this morning and, while brewing a new pot to replace the one I had just emptied, decided to read a chapter or two of Neal Stephenson's The Confusion, whereupon I came across the following paragraph:

Nasr al-Ghuráb now unchained all of the galley-slaves at once—some two score of them—and told them that they could go now into Cairo, and never come back; or they could join in with the Cabal, and never leave it; but these were their only two choices. Within moments, all but four of them had vanished. Those who remained were a Nubian eunuch, a Hindoo, the Turk who had been at the head of Monsieur Arlanc’s oar, and an Irishman named Padraig Tallow.
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This was enough to send me into convulsive chortling. I need help.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Emily Bell continues to farm for sympathy over her imaginary persecution and beg for help raising money for translations of African stories. I wonder why her friend Pat hasn’t bothered to amplify her doomed campaign even once.

Today Emily referred to herself as “cassgender,” which Google tells me is “a gender identity where an individual feels their gender is unimportant or they are indifferent to the concept of gender.” There are always acronyms in her posts that I can’t decode, and today is no different. That said I think “NG” is Neil Gaiman and of course Larry C is her (and Pat’s) least favorite genre author (because his political views are to the right of Dennis Kucinich) Larry Correia.

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This rant could turn the leftiest person alive in a staunch advocate for the return of shock therapy, 1900's style.

Now I'm rubbing hands in excitement while we wait for the incoherent, green tea overdose-induced Manifesto denouncing the genocide of the BIPOC atheist 2-spirit transvestite community of Northern Uganda followed by the murder-suicide pact she made with her lesbian paraplegic goldfish.
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
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It's certainly doin da fuckin numbers but the problem is I'm almost positive he's wrong. Isn't this in the FDR memorial which isn't just randomly in the East Wing? Someone should community note on X to clarify, and also that the original author is very fat.
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How is he still going on about this every second of every day for weeks on end? It’s one of the most boring trump nothing burgers ever. I don’t know how libtards have the energy to get so riled up about the stupidest things.

Get a fucking hobby, bitch tits.
 
Stalkerchild prisoning evolution
1. Enjoy prison
2. Wait for the knock
3. Your life ended here/you died here
4. You WONT enjoy prison
 
RollingRock2 said:
Stalkerchild prisoning evolution
1. Enjoy prison
2. Wait for the knock
3. Your life ended here/you died here
4. You WONT enjoy prison
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With the amount of time he’s putting into elaborating on details, Pat will soon be giving detailed descriptions of how unctuous our blood is as it soaks into the prison shower grout during the thrice daily Mandingo rapes.

There is a nonzero chance Pat has called Adrienne or Niki (the only two women Pat has ever kissed or gotten past first base with) “child” in the boudoir.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
With the amount of time he’s putting into elaborating on details, Pat will soon be giving detailed descriptions of how unctuous our blood is as it soaks into the prison shower grout during the thrice daily Mandingo rapes.

There is a nonzero chance Pat has called Adrienne or Niki (the only two women Pat has ever kissed or gotten past first base with) “child” in the boudoir.
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I was not exaggerating when I called it a mythos. Here is the partial rundown of everything he has declared about what will happen to all of us before, during, and after we are sent to Stalker Prison updated to included the latest batch
  • There will be a trial, and it will not be kind to us
  • Our trial is inevitable
  • We will wait quietly for our trial to begin
  • Our trial will not be in Canada
  • Our trial will be extremely high stakes for us
  • Our trial will be a spectacle
  • We will be made to explain ourselves at our trial
  • All our posts calling him fat will be used as evidence in our trial
  • Our delusion that Fatrick is infact Fat will not hold up at trial
  • Fatrick has been filming us and will reveal his footage at our trial
  • Fatrick might approve of our confessions during our trial
  • We will cry at our trial
  • We will lose at our trial
  • We will take a plea deal at our trial
  • We are not going to have a trial because we will accept a plea deal for a mere life imprisonment in solitary confinement
  • Our lawyer will be given all the information on the crimes we have comitted against Fatrick ahead of a plea agreement we will be required to take before our sentencing
  • There will be no trial as our lawyer will force us to take a plea deal that "only" gets us life behind bars
  • We will all be flown to Milwaukee for the sentencing
  • We have already confessed to our crimes against Fatrick and thus we will skip straight to the sentencing
  • We will be sentenced for obsessive felony crimes against Fatrick's family
  • Fatrick has already won, his final checkmate will be showing up at our sentencing
  • We will first meet fatrick at our sentencing
  • Fatrick and his family will enjoy our sentencing
  • Fatrick's brother will attend our sentencing
  • Fatrick along with all in attendence will smile at us during our sentencing
  • The judge will explain everything to us at our sentencing
  • We will be too scared to look at Fatrick and his family in the eyes when they take their seats in the room for our sentencing
  • Fatrick welcomes us to try and say something to him at our sentencing but knows we will be too scared
  • We will be forced to sit through Fatrick's witness/victim impact statement at our sentencing
  • Fatrick will give his witness impact statement at our sentencing and we will sit in total silence, forbidden from saying anything to him
  • Fatrick and his brother will demand we get the maximum sentence for our crimes during their victim impact statement
  • We will cry at our sentencing
  • Our sentencing will be hilarious....FOR HIM
  • We will piss ourselves crying and screaming at our sentencing while Fatrick and his family watches us, enjoying our fear and misery
  • We will beg the judge for mercy at our sentencing
  • Our life will only grow darker until we are thrown into Prison
  • After the sentencing has concluded we will be dragged to prison in chains
  • We will enjoy stepping into Prison
  • We will spend life in solitary confinement for our crimes against Fatrick after our sentencing
  • We will learn....something on our first night in Prison
  • We will cry our first night in Prison
  • He has personally found us jobs in Prison
  • While we rot away in prison he will streetfight Nazis IRL
  • We will need money for stamps in Prison
  • We will be surrounded by actual bullies in Prison
  • We will be raped in Prison
  • We will not thrive in Prison
  • Our life will be short in Prison
  • We will suffer in Prison to the very last
The sum total of my combined posts about inflicting all manner of fanciful forced buggery on his porcine dumpy unironically does not hold a candle to how much seething obsessive fury he has poured into the fantasy that the FBI will come under his direct control in the not too distant future and will hunt down every single one of us here, all the niggas on ONA, and everyone to ever call him fat and gay on the internet to be dragged to a literal Stalinist trial where we are physically chained to the ground and forced to listen to him oink out a seventeen hour victim impact statement before being summarily declared guilty on all charges thrown in prison for life where we will be raped and assaulted by the other inmates who will despise us for what we did to him
 
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Judge Holden said:
I was not exaggerating when I called it a mythos. Here is the partial rundown of everything he has declared about what will happen to all of us before, during, and after we are sent to Stalker Prison updated to included the latest batch
  • There will be a trial, and it will not be kind to us
  • Our trial is inevitable
  • We will wait quietly for our trial to begin
  • Our trial will not be in Canada
  • Our trial will be extremely high stakes for us
  • Our trial will be a spectacle
  • We will be made to explain ourselves at our trial
  • All our posts calling him fat will be used as evidence in our trial
  • Our delusion that Fatrick is infact Fat will not hold up at trial
  • Fatrick has been filming us and will reveal his footage at our trial
  • Fatrick might approve of our confessions during our trial
  • We will cry at our trial
  • We will lose at our trial
  • We will take a plea deal at our trial
  • We are not going to have a trial because we will accept a plea deal for a mere life imprisonment in solitary confinement
  • Our lawyer will be given all the information on the crimes we have comitted against Fatrick ahead of a plea agreement we will be required to take before our sentencing
  • There will be no trial as our lawyer will force us to take a plea deal that "only" gets us life behind bars
  • We will all be flown to Milwaukee for the sentencing
  • We have already confessed to our crimes against Fatrick and thus we will skip straight to the sentencing
  • We will be sentenced for obsessive felony crimes against Fatrick's family
  • Fatrick has already won, his final checkmate will be showing up at our sentencing
  • We will first meet fatrick at our sentencing
  • Fatrick and his family will enjoy our sentencing
  • Fatrick's brother will attend our sentencing
  • Fatrick along with all in attendence will smile at us during our sentencing
  • The judge will explain everything to us at our sentencing
  • We will be too scared to look at Fatrick and his family in the eyes when they take their seats in the room for our sentencing
  • Fatrick welcomes us to try and say something to him at our sentencing but knows we will be too scared
  • We will be forced to sit through Fatrick's witness/victim impact statement at our sentencing
  • Fatrick will give his witness impact statement at our sentencing and we will sit in total silence, forbidden from saying anything to him
  • Fatrick and his brother will demand we get the maximum sentence for our crimes during their victim impact statement
  • We will cry at our sentencing
  • Our sentencing will be hilarious....FOR HIM
  • We will piss ourselves crying and screaming at our sentencing while Fatrick and his family watches us, enjoying our fear and misery
  • We will beg the judge for mercy at our sentencing
  • Our life will only grow darker until we are thrown into Prison
  • After the sentencing has concluded we will be dragged to prison in chains
  • We will enjoy stepping into Prison
  • We will spend life in solitary confinement for our crimes against Fatrick after our sentencing
  • We will learn....something on our first night in Prison
  • We will cry our first night in Prison
  • He has personally found us jobs in Prison
  • While we rot away in prison he will streetfight Nazis IRL
  • We will need money for stamps in Prison
  • We will be surrounded by actual bullies in Prison
  • We will be raped in Prison
  • We will not thrive in Prison
  • Our life will be short in Prison
  • We will suffer in Prison to the very last
The sum total of my combined posts about inflicting all manner of fanciful forced buggery on his porcine dumpy unironically does not hold a candle to how much seething obsessive fury he has poured into the fantasy that the FBI will come under his direct control in the not too distant future and will hunt down every single one of us here, all the niggas on ONA, and everyone to ever call him fat and gay on the internet to be dragged to a literal Stalinist trial where we are physically chained to the ground and forced to listen to him oink out a seventeen hour victim impact statement before being summarily declared guilty on all charges thrown in prison for life where we will be raped and assaulted by the other inmates who will despise us for what we did to him
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NOOOO PATRICK

PATRICK PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON ME I'M SORRY I'M SO SO SORRY FOR EVERYTHING I DID

YOU HOLD MY FATE IN YOUR HANDS! I SHOULD NEVER HAVE MADE FUN OF YOU NOW I SEE YOU ARE A GREAT MAN AND I AM NOTHING PLEASE DON'T LET THEM SEND ME TO PRISON PLEASE GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE PATRICK PLEASE SHOW MERCY

"Nyah hah hah... Noooooooo, child."
 
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