💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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cigarettesalsa said:
Blyad! The posts are backward, Igor!! Look at this, look at this! The town inspector will make him begin his work again.
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It up in the air who will win the civil war in America between communists and nazis, but we know for sure either way Rick is getting tossed into a gulag or concentration camp, the question is in which one would he do better and be able to survive?

I think he’s too fat and bitchtitted to survive the hard labor of a gulag and he’d be dead in 48 hours from a heart attack. I believe that in a concentration camp he could use his manipulative faggot bootlicker nature to become a kapo to the Nazi guards and abuse the other prisoners and he’d be able to enjoy prison them within the camp as he’d have a more comfortable lodgings.

No child, that ration of bread is mine, no child your child isn’t starving, that is merely your delusions and I’ve informed the guards many hundreds of times that your child is stealing extra bread, wait for the knock, enjoy death ymunkike.
 
BigPeanut said:
It up in the air who will win the civil war in America between communists and nazis, but we know for sure either way Rick is getting tossed into a gulag or concentration camp, the question is in which one would he do better and be able to survive?

I think he’s too fat and bitchtitted to survive the hard labor of a gulag and he’d be dead in 48 hours from a heart attack. I believe that in a concentration camp he could use his manipulative faggot bootlicker nature to become a capo to the Nazi guards and abuse the other prisoners and he’d be able to enjoy prison them within the camp as he’d have a more comfortable lodgings.

No child, that ration of bread is mine, no child your child isn’t starving, that is merely your delusions and I’ve informed the guards many hundreds of times that your child is stealing extra bread, wait for the knock, enjoy death ymunkike.
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This has been discussed before, hasn't it? The general consensus was that, historically speaking, people who were overweight did not survive in the gulags or the camps for nearly as long as people who were healthy or skinny. Pat lacks the deference or charisma that make an effective brown-noser, and so I think he would quickly become pepperoni meat. He can't even restrain himself around delivery drivers or police officers; I find it hard to believe he would be able to chat up a concentration camp guard or a commissar.
 
Entomologist said:
This has been discussed before, hasn't it? The general consensus was that, historically speaking, people who were overweight did not survive in the gulags or the camps for nearly as long as people who were healthy or skinny. Pat lacks the deference or charisma that make an effective brown-noser, and so I think he would quickly become pepperoni meat. He can't even restrain himself around delivery drivers or police officers; I find it hard to believe he would be able to chat up a concentration camp guard or a commissar.
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That’s funny as fuck if this has come up before, but yeah you’re right I guess he will enjoy death either way, oh well.
 
IsaacShraeder said:
Pat's original viral xeet got community noted, in what I think is a first for him
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In which Rick gets fact checked by Yahoo news
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The xitter pests are having fun with this one, and Rick has yet to issue a retraction.
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Emanems said:
I think it has been said before but there is a chance he will just go more and more Blue Anon as a terminal stage of TDS.

No misinformation child, it is YOU who will now be fact checked and debunked.
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It's pretty standard Rick to get performatively outraged by shit that literally never happened.

I always get sick of dumb shit like this, like "scandals" that involve the President getting an expensive haircut or whatever, which seem to occur with literally every single President. The White House, a very few iconic exceptions aside, is basically a Ship of Theseus with nearly every part of it having been replaced at least once.

Nearly every President has changed it in some way. Some are relatively large changes, like the two swimming pools. Some have been controversial, like Nixon covering over the swimming pool and putting the press room there. Some have been modest, like Obama replacing the tennis court with a basketball court, and people bitched about that, too.

I find this one gaudy and tacky but whatever. The main reason for the White House was never to be a national symbol, but literally just to be a place the President lived. It's HIS HOUSE. Traditionally, the President has been allowed to do whatever he wants with it. Building a ballroom is something entirely within reason. I think the color scheme is shit but that's kind of a matter of taste.
 
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Entomologist said:
Pat lacks the deference or charisma that make an effective brown-noser, and so I think he would quickly become pepperoni meat.
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In Game of Thrones, there's a scene where rioters attack Joffrey and at one point rip apart the morbidly obese pope. That is what'll happen to Patrick in the first prison riot.

"No, children, you are not ripping me apaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH"
 
IsaacShraeder said:
Pat's original viral xeet got community noted, in what I think is a first for him
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Nooooooooo community note child, as the picture you lied about clearly shows, Drompfth destroyed this sacred rock.
Kela de Thaym said:
How I wish Fatrick was known enough to get an AI cartoon made of him similar to Will Stancil, that would be a riot.
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I really want to see what Fat thinks about the Stancil episode. For once, he seems to have kept his pig lips shut.
 
The Taco Santo! said:
Pat wouldn't even be a good Kapo. Not from unwillingness, but because he's a fat pussy.
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Pat would be the guy who’s just cruel to the other captives to make himself feel like he’s higher on the hierarchy, no incentives from the captors needed. I heard one survivor talk about how when she first got to the camp she was desperate to find her parents and sister. Another prisoner pointed at the smoke coming from what she didn’t know was one of the crematoria and said, “There’s your parents and sister” like a sneering asshole. That would be Pat.
 
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There definitely needs to be a web series of the Fatrick fighting off the atalker child’s. I would blow stancils out of the water.
 
AnOminous said:
The main reason for the White House was never to be a national symbol
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Doesn’t really matter, because it is now no matter what. If someone painted it pink or something I’d be pissed and so would almost everyone, but adding a ballroom or basketball court is just who fucking cares.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Pat would be the guy who’s just cruel to the other captives to make himself feel like he’s higher on the hierarchy, no incentives from the captors needed. I heard one survivor talk about how when she first got to the camp she was desperate to find her parents and sister. Another prisoner pointed at the smoke coming from what she didn’t know was one of the crematoria and said, “There’s your parents and sister” like a sneering asshole. That would be Pat.
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How did he point at the smoke stacks when they were constructed by the allies after the camps were liberated? If I were him I would’ve pointed at something actually there like the masturbation machines.
Sexy Peach Emoji said:
Wrong again, child. Enjoy prison.
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Technicality Tomlinson: It’s okay to be friends with repeated sex offenders and pedophiles, regardless of their race. But when you brought up the nigger’s criminal rap sheet, the Pigman will defend his “friend”, but NO NO! He defended the nigger because, actually, he’s an adult black man that is in the Niki gastronomical flatulence train party, for niggers alike!

And if it ain’t a Tyrone, Jamal; rather, a shaniqua, or any races alike, he returns to his natural habitat of a wild boar inside of an obese pig lard body. And if it’s a niglet straight from da hood n sheeeit, pepperoni basement you go!

No child. Wrong in every last delusional detail as always, stalker. Ymunkoke your future long ago, stalker. You shot yourself. You died here. Enjoy morgue and death.
 
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