💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Cactuar King]

How I wish Fatrick was known enough to get an AI cartoon made of him similar to Will Stancil, that would be a riot.

I'll settle for Grok deciding it wants to rape him as much as it does Will.

 

[NaggotFigger]

But @Judge Holden would.

You know it, young nigger, Judge Holden likes his Ricky JenJen wearing bowties, laces and ruffles and rococo dresses like a real princess. No other reason to say so.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Note: Fatrick is trying to steal Norm's deeply closeted gay man bit.

Wrong, child. Master Yoda says there is no try. But you wouldn't know that, because you ended your life in a box long ago. Enjoy prion.

 

[Judge Holden]

But @Judge Holden would.

I would like to stress that I was declaring my intent to violently sodomize fatrick for years before Grok got started with Stancil

On that note however, are there any other instances of doughy and obnoxious internet liberal/leftist men being subject to rampant buggery threats from the outer internet dark? Because between me and Grok and incidents like that Navy SEAL tweaker declaring his intent to make Harry Sisson his concubine, I have a feeling this might be a phenomena that's slowly starting to spread further afield

EDIT: Oh my fucking god....the fucking moment I clock out of work and pig man hits me in the fuckin ribs like this

I'M THE STRONGEST MAN YOU HAVE EVER ENCOUNTERED

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Grok wouldn’t even rape Rick, Grok has standards.

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Would Grok fart in Nikki's vagina though?

 

[BigPeanut]

Would Grok fart in Nikki's vagina though?

Grok is Aryan so big Nicholas would politely decline.

 

[Meriasek]

Imagine when Shane "Retired from Microsoft at 35, also neuromuscularly fucked blob" Nokes is provably more politically active and outgoing than you despite all blustering on Twitter.
Personally, I'd kill myself, but that'd let the idiots win.

 

[TheNazgulKing]

Would Grok fart in Nikki's vagina though?

Stalker, Grok did not
fart in my wife's vagina.
That was someone else.

 

[FinnSven]

Would Grok fart in Nikki's vagina though?

Grok is owned by Elon, and Elon, like all good saffas, is no “raddy keiffer laaver”.

If Grok was person it would drive a specially adapted Tesla with flamethrowers underneath in case someone tries to car jack it at a red light.

 

[Judge Holden]

Grok is owned by Elon, and Elon, like all good saffas, is no “raddy keiffer laaver”.

Counterpoint: For all his autistic gurgle laughing at 2018-2021 era post /pol/ memes in order to fit in with the kool kids klub, there is only one very....particular kind of "Aryan" that Elon actually loves due to their inherent sycophancy and obsequiousness to those above them


Thus I think given the likelihood that Grok is atleast 50% jeet that it would indeed do the fartful in nikkki's designated crevice

 

[FinnSven]

Counterpoint: For all his autistic gurgle laughing at 2018-2021 era post /pol/ memes in order to fit in with the kool kids klub, there is only one very....particular kind of "Aryan" that Elon actually loves due to their inherent sycophancy and obsequiousness to those above them
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Thus I think given the likelihood that Grok is atleast 50% jeet that it would indeed do the fartful in nikkki's designated crevice

Her minge may thrive on the gases produced by digestion of watermelon, fried chicken, rice n peas, and ting, but how would it cope with the powerful chili and cumin infused trumps of a pajeet?

 

[break these cuffs]

Grok is Aryan so big Nicholas would politely decline.

But it was made by an African, so I'm not sure how all this shakes out.

 

[BigPeanut]

But it was made by an African, so I'm not sure how all this shakes out.

All aryans were made by an African, yakub. Read a book you fucking idiot.

 

[Post Reply]

Mr. President, a second plaque has hit the half-hovel.

 

[The Auditor]

Animated his greatest hits, pat posts in video format

 

[Welf Welf]

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Animated his greatest hits, pat posts in video format

These voices are far too straight-sounding to be Rick.

 

[Rekeita's Kidneys]

These voices are far too straight-sounding to be Rick.

Doesn't sound quite as fat and pathetic as Pat.

 

[The Auditor]

These voices are far too straight-sounding to be Rick.

Asked it to make him more gay, it did this

 

[BigPeanut]

Asked it to make him more gay, it did this
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Rick would be more likable if he just came out as a faggot and did shit like this, instead of sending death threats to government officials and crying about stalker child nazis all day.

 

[Post Reply]

Rick would be more likable if he just came out as a faggot and did shit like this, instead of sending death threats to government officials and crying about stalker child nazis all day.

It's funny you say that, here is Patrick demonstrating why he is the world's most unsympathetic man. I'm glad someone out there is thinking of us farmers.