🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 428 30.4%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 569 40.4%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 247 17.5%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 24 1.7%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 36 2.6%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 105 7.5%
  • Total voters
    1,409
Lip Glossary said:
His two biggest mistakes were that he didn't focus on regular and decaf. He went the route of 50 different custom flavors.
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Agreed. He'd have done far better if he focused on a few solid coffee-flavored coffees, and put the custom flavors into a variety of sugared and sugar-free flavoring syrups. People are using those syrups to flavor WATER right now, he could have made crazy money on the syrups alone. A nice, fancy-looking label that looks pretty on the counter would have helped a lot too. But no, gotta have a dull-as-dirt COFFEE BRAND COFFEE label that appeals to nobody.
 
Melanie Mac is borderline retarded and a natural follower. My take on her religious conversion is that her parents are religious and when she moved back in with them post divorce her life was empty and she was spiraling. So the type of person she is she would grasp on to anything that she was immersed in. If she happened to run into a cult member at the airport on the right day she'd be sleeping on a cot in a tent in the desert right now farming cactus. So I think her religion arch is authentic to her limited understanding of things and all the parts of her own life where she doesn't live up to her own standards I think she's actually too stupid to realize it until other people point it out to her because self reflection requires some amount of intelligence. So when she is put on the spot she melts down and privates her Twitter and retreats further into the hug box like a dumb scared bunny when it hears a loud noise.

I do think though that Melanie is self aware enough to realize that she is prized by gross creepy old men for her looks and e-girl vibe and that said creeps will take advantage of her given the chance so it's fully justified for her to take advantage of that and use it to generate money while she still has some last gasps of youthful look about her. So just the general vibe I get is that she's an aging e-girl grifter but that she actually fully buys into the religion stuff or at least her limited understanding of it.
 
The whole diarrhea storyline is extra funny to me because for years whenever he got up on stream his chat would all be like "oh he's going to piss in the basement." Then right when that was finally dying out he talks about shitting constantly on stream and now every time he gets up chat is like "Oh no diarrhea incoming, he must have eaten lettuce 15 mins ago."
 
Nabeshin said:
I don't know if there's a thread about her or if this was discussed before but is Melonie Mac a fake/poser Christian? That woman has a lot of tattoos(I know it's acceptable by christians but some of the more radical people don't) ignores and laughs at Jeremy being anti-christian and more,
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I believe she is legit in her beliefs. She made mistakes but she can still change for the better.
 
quarter_grifter said:
We can spend all day finding new ways in which she doesn't live up to the Christian standard, whether that be Protestant or not, but at the end of the day, it's important to remember that none of us live up to this standard
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I'm not a "radical" catholic so I personally don't mind tattoos, clothes and more. What I know about her more from twitter the drama around Stellar Blade and The First Descendant where she defended heartly Stellar Blade but called The First Descendant a gooner game, I think both are gooner games and have no interest into to play them, but because of it I always had a feeling that she was using christianity for clout chasing from giving contradicting opnions on both games, when complaining against TFD she sounded way more conformant than she's plays on Jeremy videos.

But good to know she's not being false about it but just misdirected.

quarter_grifter said:
If you're interested in putting a magnifying glass on fake Christianity, focus that shit entirely on Jeremy.
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With him I don't have a single doubt that he's a fake Christian
 
He has got to be one of the few lolcows that the more he is present, the less funny he is. What an insipid sad cunt that only got famous because he got punched by some disgusting gargoyle troon and he decided to pursue charges or whatever, who cares.

Quarterpounder is seriously a lolcow best observed from afar without him actively interacting with making fun of him.
 
Jeremy Hambly AKA The Quartering has always given those creepy as fuck male feminist vibes, thats the perfect way of describing him.

I remembered this old stream where Jim and Keemstar humiliated him, you can just hear how he crumbles under even the slightest pressure. If those bitches who he streams with revolted and started some shit, i bet Jeremy would panic and fumble it.

 
Irregardless said:
I think the thing that gets me the most is that there is absolutely no reason he should be famous versus literally anybody else.
Maybe it's just like you said, he has no charisma, but it feels like it's more than that.
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Jeremy worked his way up through YouTube with straight grind. Not charisma or likability. He mass produces low effort videos on trending topics, with his politcal opinions sprinkled in, and most of them get pretty sub-par views. But since there are so many videos, sometimes they just hit. He has just good enough thumbnails to draw people in over hundreds of other people who just read articles on trending topics.
So yeah, it’s not an exaggeration to say he was never good, he just got lucky on top of being political. And if you’re political you can rely on that to draw in an audience rather than using your own personality.
 
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Having a podcast called "the estrocast" is so repulsive on a primal level I'm having a hard time putting it to words. It's like he reduces the female hosts to barnyard animals in an estrus cycle. The breastmilk story doesn't fucking help at all this guy is strange in a bad way.
 
this fucking guy. I've been going through a cycle with this faggot's videos for years now. I forget he exists, then a few months later a video of his pops up in the recommended feed and I think, "oh yeah that guy from the mid-10s, why did I stop watching him again?" and click on the video. within 30 seconds I am reminded he's an unfunny sack of shit, close the video, and ignore him from then on. Then a few months later I forget he exists again, and the cycle repeats. I remember he used to be funny back in the day, or maybe he never was and my taste just sucked back then. either way I can't stand to listen to him for more than a few moments now.
 
Irregardless said:
"Mr. Anon, some of the cards you use are like... really expensive.... and you have like, several decks full of expensive cards... I thought teachers didn't make any money, so how are you affording them?"

"Well kid, there's this thing called a mortgage, people my age used to get them so we could live in houses, but.... those days are gone... so now I live in a 300sqft studio apartment and share a bunk bed with the social studies teacher. But ya know, at least I got my cards"
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I'm at least not so dumb that I didn't save up for a mortgage down payment and got a house last year too. At first the faculty housing I was in was a house shared with two fat ghetto negresses from Baltimore that both ended up getting fired. That was almost worse than living in my car
 
In respect to the absolutely horrific imagery provided tonight on the kino casino, I would like to add my two cents.

Pinworms, what he described having, is in fact an awful medical condition that anyone who has worked with kids over extended periods has dealt with maybe once. It’s like lice in that it preys on the poor and the stupid and those who were born with it being normal. It’s also very hard for anything to go down in a properly clean area. Usually at camps or hikes.

Kid comes in. Says he itches at night. You ask if they’ve been swimming in the last few weeks. You give them pills. A lot of times you don’t tell them what it is. Itching goes away. You want to treat it early, but the time you are uh, noticing it you’ve probably spread it to a bunch of people. Yeah it spreads. Through fecal material. Yeah. Sorry. Wash your kids hands people.

Out of a morbid curiosity, I asked one of my contacts, who worked in Africa during the Ebola epidemic, if he had ever heard of the old cellophane thing being done (a lot of old timey practices are still done when you have jack shit support) and he said maybe if the child was super fucked in the head and couldn’t tell you if they were itchy. Woagh.

Can we change this man to a horror cow now? This has to be some kind of defense mechanism. I had to walk away twice listening to him tonight.
 
I never really watched this guy, so it was only fairly recently that I realized just how ridiculous his videos are.

It doesn’t even necessarily have to do with his political opinions.
The dude just straight up and makes shit up for click bait and rage bait.

He just posted a video about Walmart allegedly closing their stores on November 1 to avoid potential riots as a result EBT and snap getting cut off, from the government shut down.

As funny and entertaining as I think that shit would be, all it took me was two seconds of research on Google, to see that what he’s saying about Walmart closing isn’t true at all.

Where does he even get this alleged information?

Is it some really shitty source or does he just make shit up and assume retards are gonna believe it?
 
WelperHelper99 said:
Thing I'd I don't think he's on credit. His youtube channel is fully monetized and he has a full back catalog to watch. Even in worst case, he's making passive income off the old shit. In reality he is still at escape velocity. Each video doesn't make many views. But he makes a lot, and each gets a consistent amount of views. He is making millions. I don't believe a word he says.
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The issue is likely that he is spending. This is why he worries: he is the personification of the "CONSUMER" who needs the money, in his eyes, to try and get some kind of validation from people.
 
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