Random old clips mostly poop related
Jeremy tells the story of how he drank a girl's boob milk at work and was surprised his wife was super pissed off at him. Melanie correctly guesses the woman was some girl that was referring to Jeremy as her "work husband" and the women point out why his wife was clearly pissed. Hannah suggests Jeremy try his wife's milk next time and the ever helpful Melanie pulls up the accidental insult only a child could muster "Yeah she can't make milk." SHE'S EGGLESS, SHE'S MILKLESS! Hannah clearly thinks this is gross and tells Quartering he should definitely feel shame over it.
Quartering follows this story up with saying he needed to try breast milk because he was a twin and needed to be bottle fed then Melanie decks him with a "You didn't eat your twin." It's fucking hilarious how she probably doesn't even understand how savage the shit that comes out her mouth is. Asking a 350 pound man if he ate his twin, hahhaha.
Jeremy needs to be treated like a child by his wife to get him to eat his vegetables. He admits she negotiates with him over how many veggies he can eat. He implies that she is willing to exchange sexual favors just so he will eat something healthy. Damn Jer your wife is so tired of you being fat she'll pull your dick out the fat fold just to get you to eat a carrot?
Poop talk time.
I dug around and found more old poop related discussion. Hopefully none of these are repeats but I may have lost track.
Jeremy gives a follower on a live call in his classic "hot tip" about taking Immodium before he leaves the house so his fat ass won't shit himself while he's out. Jeremy is so far gone he doesn't realize normal people don't have to worry about shitting their pants every time they leave the house. This is seriously what? the 10th clip of him telling someone this like he just discovered magic.
Jeremy talks about his worst nightmare. He had to poop on a plane on his trip to Hawaii. Luckily the bathroom was big otherwise he would have had to hit a bank shot off the wall into the bowl, his words. He then tells the girls how he constantly had to switch between taking Immodium and stool softener just to manage his BMs the entire vacation while Hannah looks disgusted and opens the calculator app on her phone to make sure this money is still worth it. YIKES.
Jeremy gives a long and impassioned pitch for a bidet to Melanie and says he misses his bidet more than his wife when he leaves town. He need a bidet because he takes "big fat guy poops." Yeah we know Jeremy you only shit diarrhea. Please stop you are scaring the hoes.
Jeremy takes a call in and they are ready to talk buttholes. Jeremy insists it is masculine to not want water jetting up your asshole and that a bidet actually sprays the area around to hole. The guy says nah there's a high pressure jet that sprays water directly up your asshole. Jeremy then admits he does in fact need a pressure washer up his fat ass to clear things out.
One of the key functions as a Quartering cohost is being able to cover for him in the case of an emergency diarrhea moment.
Whenever Jeremy jumps out of his chair without setting up the cohosts with something to talk about they assume he's running out of the room to shit his brains out.
In this clip he said he needed a V8 then ran off. Those hosts just yap about nothing for 5 minutes then when he comes back they joke he was taking a dump. Jeremy then goes on to talk about his watery poop problem and this time he blames it on drinking water with not enough minerals in it. Jeremy you are fucking obese my guy, it is not the water you are drinking or the cheese or the lettuce.
Jeremy is talking to Melanie and jumps out of his chair and off camera. Melanie's training immediately kicks in and she announces that shit will entertain the stream while Jeremy takes an emergency poop. Quartering comes back into frame and was actually just getting a Rambo action figure which he then proceeds to show to Melanie. Then they talk about how Melanie was scared Jeremy was running off to diarrhea his brains out.
Jeremy tells a gross story about when he was 5 and had parasitic worms in his poop and manages to gross out both Luke and Hannah.
NEW GRIFT SAME AS THE OLD GRIFT
Quartering's scam from earlier this year. He sold Trump related drink books to fund a new fantastic studio in a separate building in his back yard. Luke lets out a big yawn during the shill pitch. Of course it's not money for Jeremy it's all to fund the studio and that will make Maggie very happy. "This is what 100% of the money is going towards I'm not spending it on hookers and blow." His fans bought hundreds if not 1000 of these things and he raised a ton of money. The new studio never happened. After he got the money he decided building a new studio was too expensive and moved his shit to a spare room in his house instead, spent maybe $1000 on small upgrades and his new space is actually shittier than his old one. This was another scam that happened right before the brand new fish tank, RC track, and thousands of dollars in watches showed up. So where did that money go Jeremy? I think people really need to ask him that question.
BTW what ever happened to that coffee facial scrub he was "fundraising" to make back in Spring? Wonder what happened to that money?
But trust me guys he needs your money this time to pay the staff. He really really does.
I mean you are showing he does have a baseline of viewership in your graph. He does have a set amount of income he is always getting. Maybe the old shit doesn't get him much. But he is like a train with a steady chug chug of pay pigs watching his shit, followed by spikes.
Yes many have dropped off. But a surprising amount have stayed. I think his income is stable if nothing else
He had a solid baseline and now that looks to be about 30% lower than it was in the past. He had a steady stream of paypigs throwing money at him but now he struggles to get any support. There was a time when he had the kind of support where he could announce things like this sub drive and get 100 people to sign up over a weekend. I would bet money less than 10 people signed up this weekend for his member's bullshit.
The grift is on the decline and has more room to fall. A lot of Youtubers have a solid fan base until suddenly they don't. We'll see what happens but this time it's actually different.
