🌟 Internet Famous Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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I think 4 hours of this guy talking would kill me. I'm weak to reddit smugness, but it's so much worse to hear after him being completely destroyed by his own actions and not learning a scrap of humility. Most of his filibustering is also just incoherent rants to connect ideas together to prove things that are obviously false.

I also wanted to point out that he believes people are just stupid for not making the connection that his lawsuit was about apollo legend's suicide the entire time, but they're also stupid for seeing the clear implication in his videos that there's a connection between Billy Mitchell's lawsuit and Apollo Legend's suicide. He intentionally misled his audience twice and spent an hour in a video trying to convince people the sky isn't blue with Facts and Logic. All the while smugly smuckling to himself the whole time, and explaining why it's actually that people were too stupid to divine this. He has a righteous hot sauce merchant's Sword of Damocles hanging over his head and he's still as smug as ever.
 
Oh god, look at all that yellow.

I know its a 4 hour length video, and the embed might be deceiving me, but HOLY SHIT look at all those mid-roll ads.

Karl is scraping for ad revenue, I have never seen ad spam so bad.

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I have used adblock for years, so I'm not knowledgeable about how mid-roll ads truly work, but it looks very bad.
it means at any one of those yellow marks individually could show an ad, though its not guaranteed.
 
I think 4 hours of this guy talking would kill me.
lol @ the below thread - a mod moved my AI summaries of fatty Foodie Beauty into another thread because people in that thread were whining about AI bullshit. The AI summaries were really accurate even if they didn't understand the nuances and humor, they provided value and everyone else was wrong and I was right (and also penultimate)

The subtitles are still generating for the video, but once it is done I will save the subtitles and do a ChatGPT summary of it in like 50-60 bulletpoints (given the length of the video - maybe longer depending on what it says). I've done this on some really long threads and long videos and people seem to find them super helpful.
 
Oh god, look at all that yellow.

I know its a 4 hour length video, and the embed might be deceiving me, but HOLY SHIT look at all those mid-roll ads.

Karl is scraping for ad revenue, I have never seen ad spam so bad.

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I have used adblock for years, so I'm not knowledgeable about how mid-roll ads truly work, but it looks very bad.
Well, that wasn't very hard to guess
Plus he wants to slap as many ads as possible in it because he knows that his most watched videos are the drama ones.
 
It's over 4 hours long.
This is either mental illness and/or malicious. There's just no way this is worth a four hour long video. Much success to anyone willing to sit through this shit, and that is coming from someone who frequently clips Ian Jomha of all people.

He still has retards defending dumb antics like this, like this particular individual:
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It is much easier to lie in a video that is FOUR HOURS long, because it will be buried within hours of slop/mental retardation/obvious truthful statements that will obfuscate what would be obvious lies, and barely anyone will even care/mention it because they won't watch it or pay attention. These retards will listen to this in the background while doing their Minecraft speedrun or whatever and will retain nothing from it, and will still defend Jobst on everything anyway, including all his antics related to Billy Mitchell and the lawsuit.

I wouldn't be so critical and skeptical of this if it wasn't Karl Jobst we're talking about. He has done shit like this before where he put that Billy Mitchell retraction statement at the end of a completely unrelated Dark Souls video. It's the same tactic Mutahar does where he puts his apologies in the middle of hour long videos, thinking people won't notice or talk about it.
 
Damm, it is going to take me a while to process and fact check all this. So many errors by Karl.

Karl I don't think understands for a criminal theft related offence, like fraud, you need to have stolen something. So in this case, accounting is very important because that gives you an amount. To try and say accounting has nothing to do with it is insane. If the funds are all accounted for than nothing was stolen.
DOJ quite possible has not updated the website with Open hand foundation delinquent status. Karl could have reached out to DOJ and confirmed this, but I guess he is not an investigative journalist.
 
he believes people are just stupid for not making the connection that his lawsuit was about apollo legend's suicide the entire time, but they're also stupid for seeing the clear implication in his videos that there's a connection between Billy Mitchell's lawsuit and Apollo Legend's suicide
I think that's a great observation, but it does miss a key point:
you have to consider what his incentives were while his lawsuit was ongoing. A very relevant part of a defamation lawsuit is the damage that has been done by the defamation. A way to prove defamation is to show people repeating the defamatory statement. Commenters underneath a Youtube video, for example. Just show pages and pages of them repeating the defamatory lie... Karl Jobst was incentivized to not have people talk about the fact that the lawsuit was about him clearly implying Billy Mitchell got Apollo to kill himself; Karl Jobst was incentivized instead to lead his audience into thinking the lawsuit was about what he had a much stronger case on, that Billy is a cheater.

And he kinda spent about 1 minute admitting this out of hours of coverage post-lawsuit. "I didn't want to give away my trial strategy, not that it worked for me in the end."

The thing is, I do believe it would have been tactically wrong for him to have simply corrected his audience, "don't think that this trial is about Billy Mitchell cheating, because it isn't! Don't forget guys, this trial is about me saying that Billy Mitchell caused Apollo Legend to kill himself, a thing which I may have actually said but which I want you to know that I DEFINITELY did NOT say!! Please, whatever you do, don't repeat that I said Billy Mitchell got Apollo Legend to off himself!"
Obviously that would've been retarded.

His hand was kinda forced in this area.

And as to your point you were making: yeah, I doubt Karl really thinks his audience is stupid for not thinking about it. He's lying to himself; it's cope. He knows he misled his audience because he "had to", and the "it's not my fault you didn't figure it out" cope is to cover up his shame. I do think he feels somewhat guilty for it.
 
Not to mention the Jirard shit is old news.
Month ago fatso have made video where he's trying to deboonk Lobst and Pootahar, and as much as i despise both of them, i don't belive fatso waited with public response till them both were exposed as retards to do "my response, owo im sowwy guys, but im moving on going to to better" on accident.
 
Oh god, look at all that yellow.

I know its a 4 hour length video, and the embed might be deceiving me, but HOLY SHIT look at all those mid-roll ads.

Karl is scraping for ad revenue, I have never seen ad spam so bad.

View attachment 8087760

I have used adblock for years, so I'm not knowledgeable about how mid-roll ads truly work, but it looks very bad.

There's more yellow in this than even the fucking yellow sea.

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The subtitles are still generating for the video, but once it is done I will save the subtitles and do a ChatGPT summary of it in like 50-60 bulletpoints (given the length of the video - maybe longer depending on what it says). I've done this on some really long threads and long videos and people seem to find them super helpful.
Penultimate AI summary of his video:

🔍 Summary of​


  1. Karl Jobst accuses Gerard “The Completionist” Khalil of being a con artist and charity fraudster.
  2. The controversy centers on The Open Hand Foundation, a charity Gerard co-founded in honor of his mother.
  3. The foundation allegedly failed to donate any of the money raised over several years.
  4. Karl claims it has been two years since the scandal broke, with no evidence provided by Gerard to clear his name.
  5. Gerard’s response video, “You Deserve Answers,” is described as deceptive and dishonest.
  6. Karl compares Gerard’s dishonesty to Billy Mitchell-level lying.
  7. Gerard’s supposed “evidence” folder is mocked as irrelevant and fabricated.
  8. The Google Drive folder Gerard shared contained no verifiable financial records.
  9. It instead included a self-made spreadsheet, an audit notice, and unrelated documents.
  10. Karl argues these do not prove innocence and even highlight incompetence.
  11. Gerard’s “evidence” against Karl is described as petty revenge, focusing on personal smears.
  12. Karl asserts that Gerard’s video was a hit piece against him, not a genuine explanation.
  13. Gerard is accused of using public hatred of Karl to manipulate viewers.
  14. Karl maintains that Gerard committed charity fraud, defined legally and morally.
  15. The Open Hand Foundation allegedly lied about its partnerships and donations.
  16. Karl shows emails proving the foundation refused to comment on financial discrepancies.
  17. Gerard claimed he didn’t have time to respond — Karl calls this a lie.
  18. The foundation’s email response in 2023 denied wrongdoing and refused transparency.
  19. Karl contrasts his transparency (showing real emails) with Gerard’s complete lack of proof.
  20. Gerard’s assertion that he was accused of “embezzlement” early on is false, Karl says.
  21. Karl explains the difference between fraud and embezzlement — only fraud was alleged initially.
  22. The DOJ letter Gerard showed was a civil audit, not a criminal investigation.
  23. Karl accuses Gerard of lying about the DOJ’s involvement to sound exonerated.
  24. He breaks down the California codes cited, proving the audit was regulatory, not criminal.
  25. The audit could only result in fines or administrative penalties, not prison.
  26. Gerard claimed the “investigation wrapped up,” but no proof of closure exists.
  27. Karl asserts that Gerard is deliberately misleading viewers on the nature of the audit.
  28. He outlines the California Penal Code 532D, showing how Gerard’s lies meet the definition of charity fraud.
  29. According to Karl, Gerard lied knowingly while soliciting donations — a misdemeanor crime.
  30. Gerard even admits in his video to “lying knowingly in 2023.”
  31. Karl presents this as a confession of guilt under the law.
  32. He explains mens rea (guilty mind) — Gerard’s knowledge makes it criminal.
  33. Even negligence in misrepresenting a charity’s actions is criminal under California law.
  34. Karl further cites theft by false pretense statutes — lying to obtain money.
  35. He argues this applies because Gerard knowingly deceived donors.
  36. Karl breaks down the three legal elements of theft by false pretense — and claims Gerard satisfies all.
  37. Element 1: Intentional deception — Gerard admits to it.
  38. Element 2: Used lies to obtain money — proven via fundraiser statements.
  39. Element 3: Victims relied on those lies — confirmed by donors like Pat the NES Punk.
  40. Karl emphasizes that returning or donating the money later doesn’t undo the crime.
  41. He rejects the idea that late donations absolve fraud.
  42. Karl critiques Gerard’s narrative of being overwhelmed and misunderstood.
  43. He rejects the “I was busy” defense as irrelevant to committing fraud.
  44. Gerard’s emotional appeals — like mentioning his mother — are seen as manipulative distractions.
  45. The foundation’s website falsely listed UCSF as a benefactor despite prior disputes.
  46. Karl exposes that UCSF had not worked with the foundation in years.
  47. Quotes on the website referencing UCSF’s gratitude were outdated or fabricated.
  48. Articles and interviews falsely stated “working with UCSF” for over a decade.
  49. Karl says these lies were systemic and premeditated, not accidental.
  50. Gerard has changed his story repeatedly over time.
  51. He has alternately claimed he “started” the charity and that he “wasn’t involved.”
  52. Karl notes contradictions about founding dates and his claimed responsibilities.
  53. Gerard says his family wanted to save up $1 million before donating.
  54. Karl dismisses this as absurd and inconsistent with earlier statements.
  55. No evidence supports the “restricted donation” or “$1 million goal” claims.
  56. Karl believes Gerard’s story is invented post hoc to explain the hoarding.
  57. Gerard blames family disagreements and his father’s control over the foundation.
  58. Karl mocks this as a deflection and victim narrative.
  59. He highlights how Gerard repeatedly casts himself as the hero or victim.
  60. Gerard says “no one embezzled or touched any money” — Karl argues this misses the point.
  61. The crime wasn’t theft from the charity — it was fraud against donors.
  62. Karl says Gerard’s use of legal technicalities to seem innocent is disingenuous.
  63. The “glacial pace of charity work” defense is nonsense, Karl says — money was donated only after exposure.
  64. After the scandal broke, Gerard claimed he donated $600,000 to AFTD.
  65. Karl questions the timing and authenticity of this donation.
  66. He finds it suspicious the donation happened immediately after the exposé.
  67. Karl calls Gerard’s story of charities “legally distancing themselves” ridiculous and implausible.
  68. He points out contradictions — claiming it was both “hard to donate” and “done in two weeks.”
  69. The supposed $459,129.90 figure for IndieLand donations is factually wrong, Karl says.
  70. Karl shows clips of Gerard continuing to lie publicly after discovery.
  71. Even on November 4, 2023, after being contacted, Gerard still claimed partnerships that didn’t exist.
  72. Karl calls Gerard a pathological liar who “lies by reflex.”
  73. Gerard portrays his panic on the Discord call with Karl and Mudahar as a breakdown, not guilt.
  74. Karl clarifies that Gerard was panicking because he was caught, not because of harassment.
  75. Karl acknowledges Gerard may not have known Karl would join the call — but says that’s irrelevant.
  76. Karl reveals transcripts of messages between Mudahar and Gerard to verify context.
  77. The call confirmed that Gerard knew money hadn’t been donated since 2022.
  78. Karl says Gerard tried to emotionally guilt-trip them into staying quiet.
  79. Karl plays excerpts of Gerard begging them not to publish for fear of “losing everything.”
  80. Karl interprets this as an admission of wrongdoing.
  81. Gerard blames the fallout on YouTubers spreading conspiracy theories.
  82. Karl says Gerard is reframing the narrative to deflect accountability.
  83. The later donation to AFTD is called a PR move, not repentance.
  84. Karl argues this act proves the money could have been donated long before.
  85. The “family dispute” excuse is dismissed as fictional damage control.
  86. Gerard’s DOJ “investigation” talk is again labeled fraudulent spin.
  87. Karl claims the audit is still unresolved and not criminal.
  88. He reiterates that the evidence folder lacked any real documents (no emails, invoices, or receipts).
  89. Gerard’s video focused on discrediting Karl, not explaining the charity’s misconduct.
  90. Karl accuses Gerard of weaponizing sympathy and exploiting his mother’s death.
  91. He says the YouTube community’s support for Gerard shows moral decay and gullibility.
  92. Karl insists that lying to obtain donations is a prosecutable offense regardless of intent.
  93. He condemns Gerard’s manipulation as dangerous for the integrity of charity work.
  94. Karl believes Gerard used IndieLand to build his brand, not to help dementia research.
  95. He asserts that Gerard’s response confirms admissions of guilt, not defense.
  96. Karl predicts Gerard will claim vindication when the audit concludes — falsely.
  97. He warns viewers not to fall for YouTube “influencer charity” schemes without transparency.
  98. Karl concludes that Gerard Khalil is a fraudulent, deceitful, and morally bankrupt person.
  99. He stresses the importance of holding public figures accountable regardless of popularity.
  100. The video ends with Karl reaffirming: “The Completionist is a lying con artist — and I can prove it.”
 
I will go through each section when my brain allows it, but this video has given me a headache so may take a while.

Jirard committed charity fraud:
Penal code 532D False Personation and Cheats
Best of luck getting this over the line in court. It like me saying I am raising money to fed kittens but later used the money to feed cats. Ya, it not quiet the same, but pretty close. The only evidence I found in 2023 which Karl played was Jirard saying they worked with these organizations and he only said it once only. Working with could mean anything. Ya, the money did sit in the bank account for longer than it should have, but when where it was suppose to in the end. Best of luck getting conviction there just is not enough in it for conviction.
You can find Indieland 2023 Day 0 to 3 here if you can find something I missed.
https://archive.org/search?query=subject:"Indieland+2023"

Karl explains Mens rea (Guilty mind) which would only apply to 2023. He than tries to make an argument he committed fraud in previous years due to negligence. He is saying as Jirard was a director needs to work in the best interest of the organization and trying to argue a case of negligence for the years before that. Once again, best of luck trying to get that into court and winning it. The fact remains that Jirard did work out what was going on and this was through him asking questions to Openhand foundation. The first year would be impossible as it takes time before the money is considered just sitting in the bank account. You could apply that to at least some of the years. It is just not enough to get a conviction in court.
 

HOLY FUCK, Someone call a fuckin' Waaaaaaaahmublance to get this man an order of french cries holy shit.

How fucking retarded and cooked is your brain that you ask ChatGPT for legal advice and insight then, when it's wrong, you go back to fucking bitch and moan at it. If this is genuine (I.e. he's not playing the "Sad Clown") this guy should go do something real with his life instead of further cooking his albino ass brain online because holy shit. This is amazing.
He just released a video on The Completionist again. It's over 4 hours long.
Why though? Like, we all know this story and have moved on. It feels more like a desperate attempt to bury his overwhelming failure by pointing to "Look! I did something great once and was a big brainie smart boy" when.. That ship has long since sailed. I ain't watching this shit as I got what I needed from the Completionist drama.
The thing is, I do believe it would have been tactically wrong for him to have simply corrected his audience, "don't think that this trial is about Billy Mitchell cheating, because it isn't! Don't forget guys, this trial is about me saying that Billy Mitchell caused Apollo Legend to kill himself, a thing which I may have actually said but which I want you to know that I DEFINITELY did NOT say!! Please, whatever you do, don't repeat that I said Billy Mitchell got Apollo Legend to off himself!"
Obviously that would've been retarded.
I dunno honestly nym.
For public perception it's murdered him, it's made him look deceptive and like a liar and in court just made it look like he was deceitful or completely looney. The real smart play would've been to shut the fuck up about it until the judgement was made that way if people decide to write "Billy got Apollo killed" it can't be reliably tracked back to Karl (Also, realistically, Karl could moderate his fucking comments section to stop people getting him into deep shit with that kind of talk).

This is the funny thing with youtubers who end up in lolsuits, they're so desperate for clicks, content and views (for cash!) that they'll spew their beans all over the internet, Karl making out "I didn't want my tactics out there...!" is retarded when he's outright outlining what he plans to attack Billy on, it's fucking obvious what you're doing and just going "We still have a trump card" makes you look like the worlds shittiest James Bond villian, we all know even admitting you have an ace up your sleeve is retarded.

The real, honest reason behind him not admitting to what the lawsuit was about seems plain to me. He didn't want to admit he had called Billy a murderer-by-proxy, he didn't want to admit he was completely fucking wrong and I imagine, given who Billy is, if he had made a proper, honest to god apology Billy would've settled with him quite amicably but with the warning that if he goes back on it he WILL come after him. All he had to do was properly make a video going;

"Look guys, I fucked up, I made an accusation against Billy Mitchell, one I made simply because I don't like the man and I wanted to paint him in the worst way possible without considering the consequences for Billy, myself or the family of ApolloLegend and Apollo's memory as a whole. I didn't properly investigate my information and I should've, especially when it comes to something regarding the possibility of someone committing suicide and the reasons behind it, blaming someone just because I don't like them and I decided to add 2+2 and get 24 just to spite Billy was wrong of me."

You do that, you don't add filler, you make it about another minute apologising singularly to everyone and you cut it there and you pin the fucking thing to your channel. But this faggot had so much pride and ego because "HUR, I EXPOSE INTURNET PEEPOL WITH THE JEEET" that he thought he was invincible, now he's fucked himself so hard and continues to do so whilst his faggy audience asspats him.
 
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