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Are there negative youtube metrics?
eg. some faggot albino uploads a 4.5h snoozefest and most only watch the first ~20mins before clicking off.
surely he would be better for views/impressions whatever to release it as a multipart?
That would make it so much harder to ignore. Fans of his that are sticking around in hopes that he gets his shit together are going to be driven away by having this 10 part nonsense foisted on them in their recommended/for you panel.
 
Are there negative youtube metrics?
eg. some faggot albino uploads a 4.5h snoozefest and most only watch the first ~20mins before clicking off.
surely he would be better for views/impressions whatever to release it as a multipart?
Yes, that is something I believe is called "Clickthrough rate" or viewer retention and it was introduced to combat the likes of clickbait and reply girls videos.

I believe it has a more severe negative effect on a video than not watching it at all.

But I may be mixing up some terms here.
 
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"AI shouldn't be trusted as a source"

Also Karl using AI for legal advice thinking he could win against Billy:

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Every time I see that screenshot, it reminds me of what an absolute idiot Karl is. The Gay-I chatbot tells him that Billy will be forced to pay his court costs no matter what, even if Billy wins outright, and he saw absolutely nothing suspicious about that? (No, he didn't, because he's a soulless NPC that's incapable of thought, who can only offer generalized responses to certain stimuli and otherwise defaults to repetitive gibberish about being an adventurer before taking an arrow to the knee, how patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter, or how Billy Mitchell cheated at Donkey Kong.)
 
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Don't ask questions, just consume small stones daily like the AI told you.
For how smart he likes to pretend he is, you'd think he'd know the problems with lawyers trying to use AI and the AI just made up cases and cited precedence that didn't fucking exist. AI has a hallucination problem; which, to me at least, as an "Artificial Intelligence" being able to hallucinate is pretty fucking awesome, but at the same time when you're asking it for help, you're rolling the dice on if it's telling the truth. Sure it might speed some things up, but you have to be aware that it's like trusting the homeless dude on the bus who's fidgeting that he really does talk to God. Sure, he might actually be telling the truth... now do how far do you want to carry that water?
 
For how smart he likes to pretend he is, you'd think he'd know the problems with lawyers trying to use AI and the AI just made up cases and cited precedence that didn't fucking exist. AI has a hallucination problem; which, to me at least, as an "Artificial Intelligence" being able to hallucinate is pretty fucking awesome, but at the same time when you're asking it for help, you're rolling the dice on if it's telling the truth. Sure it might speed some things up, but you have to be aware that it's like trusting the homeless dude on the bus who's fidgeting that he really does talk to God. Sure, he might actually be telling the truth... now do how far do you want to carry that water?
It amazes me how many people who are viewed, or have been viewed as, credible seem to not understand this about AI. It's a great tool, but it requires a driver who can fact check it, or in the case of art someone who can go in and fix all the errors.

Blindly trusting AI is the stupidity equivalent of thinking cruise control drives the car for you.
 
Looks like Karl's Jirard video will drop tomorrow.

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He editing it down, so does not look like it will be the five hours it was at one stage.

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What surprising me is look like he is going to covering accounting again. I guess he has AI to help him this time.

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If Karl tries his hand at accounting again, I think it will not go down well.
 
>OpenAI, I would like to buy 5 bottles of hot sauce from Billy, it's $12 a bottle and shipping is $8.95, how much do I have to pay?
>$62.95
>Wait, 12*5 is 60? Shouldn't it be $68.95?
>USE CODE KARL LOST COPE AND SNEED FOR 10% OFF
 
He editing it down, so does not look like it will be the five hours it was at one stage.
Because I'm a numbers guy, a five hour video is about 62% of the time the average person spends at work on a given day. However much you make an hour, multiply it by 5 and that's how much your time is worth. Now imagine spending it watching this retard's long winded ass video about shit that's already been settled.
 
Because I'm a numbers guy, a five hour video is about 62% of the time the average person spends at work on a given day. However much you make an hour, multiply it by 5 and that's how much your time is worth. Now imagine spending it watching this retard's long winded ass video about shit that's already been settled.
I am still waiting for him to publish all the real evidence that isn't "this retard on reddit said it, so it was not my fault".

I actually expected that he wasn't retarded enough to speedrun life ruination base on redditor faggotry, but here we are.
 
Because I'm a numbers guy, a five hour video is about 62% of the time the average person spends at work on a given day. However much you make an hour, multiply it by 5 and that's how much your time is worth. Now imagine spending it watching this retard's long winded ass video about shit that's already been settled.
I'll ask AI to summarise it for me and how likely Karl is to win the lawsuit that follows.
 
He just released a video on The Completionist again. It's over 4 hours long.



The Completionist Is A Lying Con Artist


These timestamps only cover the main points. There are other things discussed also.

10:17 - Jirard lied about being under criminal investigation
17:49 - Jirard committed charity fraud
25:39 - Jirard committed theft by false pretense
34:48 - The OHF and Jirard were intentionally lying about supporting the UCSF for many years
45:58 - Jirard is the hero of the story
1:03:10 - Jirard's story is ridiculous
1:16:50 - Jirard lies about not being able to donate earlier
1:26:39 - Jirard lies about twitch revenue being added during Indieland
1:33:13 - Jirard lies about the amount of direct donations received
1:45:26 - Online 'accountant' lies about golf fundraiser
1:56:14 - Jirard tries to hide many income sources he promised would go to charity
2:03:34 - Jirard admitted to theft by embezzlement
2:22:10 - Jirard lies about covering all Indieland expenses
2:35:30 - Jirard lies about the status of the OHF in California
2:41:21 - OHF illegally ran golf fundraiser while being delinquent
2:45:28 - Jirard lies about me entertaining conspiracy theories
3:01:42 - Jirard lies about what I said
3:21:05 - Jirard can't keep his story straight
3:27:24 - Response to accountant's video defending JirardThis section includes a full breakdown of the golf fundraiser and how the OHF is under reporting income and not filing their taxes correctly (or are just stealing money)
4:16:18 - End and recap
 
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Oh god, look at all that yellow.

I know its a 4 hour length video, and the embed might be deceiving me, but HOLY SHIT look at all those mid-roll ads.

Karl is scraping for ad revenue, I have never seen ad spam so bad.

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I have used adblock for years, so I'm not knowledgeable about how mid-roll ads truly work, but it looks very bad.
 
i thought he was kidding...how the fuck did he stretch it to 4 hours?
I am not gonna watch a 4 hours videos, but something tells me he has prayed to the saints of a video stretching:
- Disney (able to turn 60 minutes long movies into unwatchable tv series).
- Penguinz0 (the ability to describe a 5 seconds clip in 12 minutes).
- One piece animators (the masters of filler).
 
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