🌟 Internet Famous Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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13 Oct 2025
Karl's Completionist video is apparently up to 4 and half hours.

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Karl's Completionist video is apparently up to 4 and half hours.
What in the fuck can someone possibly have to say that they think is so goddamned important that it takes the entire run time of the director's cut of LOTR: Return of the King to lay out?

Straight up, Adolf fucking Hitler saying he was going to round up the Jews was over and done with in 2.5 hours. This dumb motherfucker takes the internet so seriously that his singular topic of whether or not some fat brown retard lied about a dementia charity takes twice as long to accomplish?
 
What in the fuck can someone possibly have to say that they think is so goddamned important that it takes the entire run time of the director's cut of LOTR: Return of the King to lay out?

Straight up, Adolf fucking Hitler saying he was going to round up the Jews was over and done with in 2.5 hours. This dumb motherfucker takes the internet so seriously that his singular topic of whether or not some fat brown retard lied about a dementia charity takes twice as long to accomplish?
I want to know why The Completionist deserves so much of his vitriol that Karl is still obsessed with taking him down. Yes, the charity thing is incredibly stupid, but it's also pretty much resolved. They donated the money. He took a career hit. What more can there be said about him?

Karl must get off to destroying people. How ironic that his own stupidity led to him being destroyed then. What an asshole.
 
I want to know why The Completionist deserves so much of his vitriol that Karl is still obsessed with taking him down. Yes, the charity thing is incredibly stupid, but it's also pretty much resolved. They donated the money. He took a career hit. What more can there be said about him?

Karl must get off to destroying people. How ironic that his own stupidity led to him being destroyed then. What an asshole.
He wants him dead, just like how his BFF darkviper wanted Apollo dead.
 
I want to know why The Completionist deserves so much of his vitriol that Karl is still obsessed with taking him down. Yes, the charity thing is incredibly stupid, but it's also pretty much resolved. They donated the money. He took a career hit. What more can there be said about him?
I don't think Karl has any personal emnity with Jirard like he did with Billy, I think Karl is just looking to rebuild his reputation/channel and Jirard is the easiest available target; The Completionist seems to still be broadly unpopular, so making a hitpiece on him is an easy way to get some revenue and some non-Billy related attention on the channel without risking too much of a backlash.
 
I don't think Karl has any personal emnity with Jirard like he did with Billy, I think Karl is just looking to rebuild his reputation/channel and Jirard is the easiest available target; The Completionist seems to still be broadly unpopular, so making a hitpiece on him is an easy way to get some revenue and some non-Billy related attention on the channel without risking too much of a backlash.
Karl may not have any personal enmity with Jirard but he does have an absolute fucking hatred with ever being blamed or admitting he got anything wrong whatsoever.

During the original Jirard thing you could absolutely hear Karl seething over being wrong about e-signing the documents. Both to Jirard and to the Moon channel video responses.
 
I don't think Karl has any personal emnity with Jirard like he did with Billy, I think Karl is just looking to rebuild his reputation/channel and Jirard is the easiest available target; The Completionist seems to still be broadly unpopular, so making a hitpiece on him is an easy way to get some revenue and some non-Billy related attention on the channel without risking too much of a backlash.
You'd at least think he'd realize that relentlessly kicking hornet nests and obsessively attacking people doesn't do him any favors. Did Billy not teach him a lesson? He's really just going to do it AGAIN with a different guy? Actual insanity. Does he want his wife to go bankrupt too now?
 
You'd at least think he'd realize that relentlessly kicking hornet nests and obsessively attacking people doesn't do him any favors. Did Billy not teach him a lesson? He's really just going to do it AGAIN with a different guy? Actual insanity. Does he want his wife to go bankrupt too now?
His wife won't go bankrupt as Karl Jobst Gaming is an LLC. However, if the LLC get sued and ends up going to court, she is the only director so will have to be called as a witness. Don't know if Karl thought about that. If the LLC loses at court and can't pay up, which it most likely will not be, it will be liquated. An LLC is not personal bankruptcy and resets in 3 years and a day. Since the LLC owns the channel, Karl Jobst IP and other company items would be sold off. E.g. If the LLC purchased him a computer it will be liquated along with everything else.

I don't think it would be happen, but imagine if Karl wife on the witness stand was asked to explain why Karl talks so much about Cock in his Discord.
 
I don't think Karl has any personal emnity with Jirard like he did with Billy, I think Karl is just looking to rebuild his reputation/channel and Jirard is the easiest available target; The Completionist seems to still be broadly unpopular, so making a hitpiece on him is an easy way to get some revenue and some non-Billy related attention on the channel without risking too much of a backlash.
Plus he wants to slap as many ads as possible in it because he knows that his most watched videos are the drama ones.
 
Look like Karl is using ChatGPT pretty heavily now. I guess he has moved on from using reddit as a reliable source.

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It can find something in 30 seconds.

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Looks like he is using it to help with The Completionist accounting for his next video.
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Can use it instead of Google.

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With prompts like this one.

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Look like Karl is using ChatGPT pretty heavily now. I guess he has moved on from using reddit as a reliable source.

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It can find something in 30 seconds.

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Looks like he is using it to help with The Completionist accounting for his next video.
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Can use it instead of Google.

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With prompts like this one.

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lmao what a fucking retard. i guess he didn't learn his lesson when AI told him there's no way he can lose against billy
 
Look like Karl is using ChatGPT pretty heavily now. I guess he has moved on from using reddit as a reliable source.

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It can find something in 30 seconds.

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Looks like he is using it to help with The Completionist accounting for his next video.
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Can use it instead of Google.

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With prompts like this one.

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"AI shouldn't be trusted as a source"

Also Karl using AI for legal advice thinking he could win against Billy:

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Are there negative youtube metrics?
eg. some faggot albino uploads a 4.5h snoozefest and most only watch the first ~20mins before clicking off.
surely he would be better for views/impressions whatever to release it as a multipart?
 
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