💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.4%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.3%
  • Total voters
    696
AnOminous said:
My favorite trick from that that I hadn't thought of before was holding it on its sides to render some of the fat to fry it in its own fat.
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It's the only way. Rendering the sides, and then getting a nice crisp with the remaining fat is the absolute best.

Stiffy said:
I always liked Marco Pierre White. Cooks pretentious food, but stays real. The guy had three Michelin stars didn't like the view at the top of the mountain called it quits, aand gave them back. Said something about why should he be judged by people who have less cooking knowledge than he does. Incredibly based statement.
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This is 25 years after he hung it up, but MPW does explain why he quit, and he stays true to his previous statements.
BTW, the BBC Maestro series, shows some good recipes from MPW

TL;DR
-Keeping the stars was about defense, and not attacking. White felt it made him conservative and turned into assembly line instead of a man exploring his cooking abilities.
-Michelin has made getting a star way too easy and watered down and chefs are becoming media darlings instead of staying as chefs
-Never saw his family
-Similarly to Alexander, he lamented there were no more lands worth conquering
 
dustnight said:
Guys can you just like get on ignoring my past please and just seriously just judge me based on now?
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Nick reminds me of another dumb hole who was internet famous long before him: Julia Allison, who outed private mental health information about her on and off boyfriend (Vimeo and College Humor co-founder Jakob Lodwick) to Gawker. He dumped her and after several weeks got this email:

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“I think it's strange you're still hung up on that! It was three months ago. No one cares about it!!”

Nick reminds me of so many women but no men except the gonorrhea-riddled serial debtor and tranny chaser on 90 Day Fiancé. I think he and Nick might be long lost faggot twins.

 
Pentamidine said:
Aaron's in jail, so there's going to have to be at least one remote party.
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Since a partial day gets a full day of jail credit, they must have had no problem fully releasing him this morning well before the hearing started, so all the gloating about the denied continuance and all the dabblenigger fantasies about an orange jumpsuit were much ado about nothing:

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Melty Butter said:
In other news, but still sunglasses related, April Supertip voice just trolled Nick with this. He said that he'd forgotten that April's image and voice is on Supertips. He claimed that he would be removing it.
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What an absolute fucking greasy turbo-cucked loser! I'm positive he'll remember to throw April under the bus for hacking Aaron's Google account. Also, this niggerfaggot doesn't read anything beforehand; because if he had, he would have a fucking clue his audience is insulting him to his face so to speak.
 
White's going to grill Aaron on irrelevant dumb shit probably the entire morning. I bet they ask Aaron if he ate Nick's goo and I'm not even kidding.

If Nick takes the stand, they probably won't even actually finish today. I'm 50/50 on whether I think he refuses to testify on 5th amendment grounz, or if he tries to outsmart Aaron's lawyer by weasel wording about the unauthorized access thing, but if he testifies he's going to pull a Ron Toye and try to talk around every single question.

Same deal with Melton, though I could see Melton just outright perjuring himself about the unauthorized access.

Aaron really does have them both dead to rights on the felony HRO. Everything in his initial petition was true and has been proven to be true. I don't think the "he's just retaliating because of the RP case" is going to work given how Nick and Melton have behaved since the TRO was issued. However, it IS Minnesota, so it's equally possible that they put Aaron back in jail for the crime of inconveniencing the King himself Nicholas Robert Rekieta

what the fuck is that thumbnail? I mean the overall layout is fine, Bannon is fine, but Nick hunched over looking like a ghoul punches you in the face

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I skimmed the stream to see how red his nose got (it actually didn't) and caught a few minutes of him talking -

  • he thinks he's getting owned by the Algorithm so his fans don't know he's back. He says he's doing the shorts to try and
  • AAAAAAAA HE STARTED GOING "Mmmmm" WHEN HE TAKES DRINKS AGAIN! I HATED THAT SHIT ITS DISGUSTING
  • He talked about the HRO then said he can't talk about the HRO. Notably, he didn't call it "fake" or "false" or "frivolous" he was actually pretty measured about it - that he isn't the one that gets to determine how meritorious it is. I don't know if it's because he's worried or if he's trying to appear to be more fair/measured to his audience.
  • He sounds stuffy, like his nose is stopped up.
  • His audience asked if he was wearing sunglasses because he's high, so he took his glasses off to prove his eyes aren't bloodshot
  • He has a prescription for weed.
  • "If we were a sane country" we'd hang the politicians from lamp posts. Nice, Nick.
  • He's going to watch his standup set on Locals, makes the excuse that he was high when he did the set that's why it was bad.
  • Playboy was "serious journalism, serious literary writing" he's unironically saying he read it for the articles
  • Melton/Moody are scared of adding voices of major political figures "for whatever reason - I'm not sure"
These sunglasses are going to cause him trouble at some point - his head bounces around so much you can get a glimpse of all of his monitors.

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Melty Butter said:
In other news, but still sunglasses related, April Supertip voice just trolled Nick with this. He said that he'd forgotten that April's image and voice is on Supertips. He claimed that he would be removing it.
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The Ape shall never escape the Balldoverse, it is written. Or Toetopia, since she’s been starring in re-runs all week.
 
Oxyjen said:
The Ape shall never escape the Balldoverse, it is written. Or Toetopia, since she’s been starring in re-runs all week.
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Even Nick said he'll "probably" take her off and told everyone to use it as much as possible before it gets taken away
 
Folgers Can said:
Since a partial day gets a full day of jail credit, they must have had no problem fully releasing him this morning well before the hearing started, so all the gloating about the denied continuance and all the dabblenigger fantasies about an orange jumpsuit were much ado about nothing:

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I have a confession: This was something pretty much validated by the Stearns County jail on Monday when a call was placed live on MLC to ask about Aaron’s release timing. His alogs were CERTAIN they’d be seeing him in jail garb during the hearing and I knew it would be much funnier for them to get their hearts broken at the last minute so I didn’t say shit here. Sorry not sorry!
 
I don't know why everybody is shitting on the glasses. They are great for helping Nick circle around into his Ralph arc and I for one can't wait for the team-logo baseball caps to start making an appearance to help cover up that bald spot of his.
 
Pelican Bones said:
I don't know why everybody is shitting on the glasses. They are great for helping Nick circle around into his Ralph arc
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Nick looking like he got his ass beat in Lisbon. If only!

Speaking of which… Has Nick ever traveled outside of the US? He’s not a worldly guy at all. His unearned arrogance would make him an immediate and easy target for thugs worldwide. Maybe we can do a whip round and get him a ticket to Glasgow or Joburg.
 
Girl Friday is getting updates from the hearing. Her "source" before was Nick, so Nick's likely breaking sequestration to pass updates to Reddit.

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