💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%
  • Total voters
    700
dustnight said:
Guys can you just like get on ignoring my past please and just seriously just judge me based on now?
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Nick reminds me of another dumb hole who was internet famous long before him: Julia Allison, who outed private mental health information about her on and off boyfriend (Vimeo and College Humor co-founder Jakob Lodwick) to Gawker. He dumped her and after several weeks got this email:

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“I think it's strange you're still hung up on that! It was three months ago. No one cares about it!!”

Nick reminds me of so many women but no men except the gonorrhea-riddled serial debtor and tranny chaser on 90 Day Fiancé. I think he and Nick might be long lost faggot twins.

 
Pentamidine said:
Aaron's in jail, so there's going to have to be at least one remote party.
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Since a partial day gets a full day of jail credit, they must have had no problem fully releasing him this morning well before the hearing started, so all the gloating about the denied continuance and all the dabblenigger fantasies about an orange jumpsuit were much ado about nothing:

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Melty Butter said:
In other news, but still sunglasses related, April Supertip voice just trolled Nick with this. He said that he'd forgotten that April's image and voice is on Supertips. He claimed that he would be removing it.
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What an absolute fucking greasy turbo-cucked loser! I'm positive he'll remember to throw April under the bus for hacking Aaron's Google account. Also, this niggerfaggot doesn't read anything beforehand; because if he had, he would have a fucking clue his audience is insulting him to his face so to speak.
 
White's going to grill Aaron on irrelevant dumb shit probably the entire morning. I bet they ask Aaron if he ate Nick's goo and I'm not even kidding.

If Nick takes the stand, they probably won't even actually finish today. I'm 50/50 on whether I think he refuses to testify on 5th amendment grounz, or if he tries to outsmart Aaron's lawyer by weasel wording about the unauthorized access thing, but if he testifies he's going to pull a Ron Toye and try to talk around every single question.

Same deal with Melton, though I could see Melton just outright perjuring himself about the unauthorized access.

Aaron really does have them both dead to rights on the felony HRO. Everything in his initial petition was true and has been proven to be true. I don't think the "he's just retaliating because of the RP case" is going to work given how Nick and Melton have behaved since the TRO was issued. However, it IS Minnesota, so it's equally possible that they put Aaron back in jail for the crime of inconveniencing the King himself Nicholas Robert Rekieta

what the fuck is that thumbnail? I mean the overall layout is fine, Bannon is fine, but Nick hunched over looking like a ghoul punches you in the face

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I skimmed the stream to see how red his nose got (it actually didn't) and caught a few minutes of him talking -

  • he thinks he's getting owned by the Algorithm so his fans don't know he's back. He says he's doing the shorts to try and
  • AAAAAAAA HE STARTED GOING "Mmmmm" WHEN HE TAKES DRINKS AGAIN! I HATED THAT SHIT ITS DISGUSTING
  • He talked about the HRO then said he can't talk about the HRO. Notably, he didn't call it "fake" or "false" or "frivolous" he was actually pretty measured about it - that he isn't the one that gets to determine how meritorious it is. I don't know if it's because he's worried or if he's trying to appear to be more fair/measured to his audience.
  • He sounds stuffy, like his nose is stopped up.
  • His audience asked if he was wearing sunglasses because he's high, so he took his glasses off to prove his eyes aren't bloodshot
  • He has a prescription for weed.
  • "If we were a sane country" we'd hang the politicians from lamp posts. Nice, Nick.
  • He's going to watch his standup set on Locals, makes the excuse that he was high when he did the set that's why it was bad.
  • Playboy was "serious journalism, serious literary writing" he's unironically saying he read it for the articles
  • Melton/Moody are scared of adding voices of major political figures "for whatever reason - I'm not sure"
These sunglasses are going to cause him trouble at some point - his head bounces around so much you can get a glimpse of all of his monitors.

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Melty Butter said:
In other news, but still sunglasses related, April Supertip voice just trolled Nick with this. He said that he'd forgotten that April's image and voice is on Supertips. He claimed that he would be removing it.
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The Ape shall never escape the Balldoverse, it is written. Or Toetopia, since she’s been starring in re-runs all week.
 
Oxyjen said:
The Ape shall never escape the Balldoverse, it is written. Or Toetopia, since she’s been starring in re-runs all week.
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Even Nick said he'll "probably" take her off and told everyone to use it as much as possible before it gets taken away
 
Folgers Can said:
Since a partial day gets a full day of jail credit, they must have had no problem fully releasing him this morning well before the hearing started, so all the gloating about the denied continuance and all the dabblenigger fantasies about an orange jumpsuit were much ado about nothing:

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I have a confession: This was something pretty much validated by the Stearns County jail on Monday when a call was placed live on MLC to ask about Aaron’s release timing. His alogs were CERTAIN they’d be seeing him in jail garb during the hearing and I knew it would be much funnier for them to get their hearts broken at the last minute so I didn’t say shit here. Sorry not sorry!
 
I don't know why everybody is shitting on the glasses. They are great for helping Nick circle around into his Ralph arc and I for one can't wait for the team-logo baseball caps to start making an appearance to help cover up that bald spot of his.
 
Pelican Bones said:
I don't know why everybody is shitting on the glasses. They are great for helping Nick circle around into his Ralph arc
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Nick looking like he got his ass beat in Lisbon. If only!

Speaking of which… Has Nick ever traveled outside of the US? He’s not a worldly guy at all. His unearned arrogance would make him an immediate and easy target for thugs worldwide. Maybe we can do a whip round and get him a ticket to Glasgow or Joburg.
 
Girl Friday is getting updates from the hearing. Her "source" before was Nick, so Nick's likely breaking sequestration to pass updates to Reddit.

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Vibralldo said:
He hasn't yet

It's been almost an hour, feels like it's been going on a while if it still is
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Zab McMann said:
it might last until end of business hours.
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Lian Xing said:
It’s going to take all day. We won’t know anything until after 4 PM CT at the earliest.
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You might as well count on all day, if not another continuance or post-hearing briefing schedule, considering the thrust of Judge Ole's passive-aggressive venting in the funniest part of his latest order:

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Over 300 exhibits?

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Recall for a moment that the petitioner, who has already rested, had an original exhibit list with only 20 adding up to about 25 minutes which, counting direct and cross examination about them, somehow sprawled into a case-in-chief lasting several hours. Some of those weren't even used in the first hearing, and they may have been supplemented by a few more exhibits about pre-petition events during the course of bringing new counsel on board, plus maybe a few more exhibits about post-petition violations if he's really dumb enough to think Cuckisota would ever do anything about them.

That still leaves at least 250 that would have been entirely Nick's, illustrating the level of unhinged obsession that helps to explain why he was just too doggone busy to stream more than a time or two a month for months. Considering that the DiCaprio supercut alone was over two hours, even a small fraction of 250+ exhibits plus testimony about them would easily take a day, if Judge Ole feels compelled to humor Nick just to avoid any appeal about muh due process or god forbid having to suffer through Nick kicking White under the table for more of his favorite "rule of completeness" objections that he kinda remembers from law school without ever being told why that rule is moribund in this day and age as a practical matter.

But maybe, maybe Judge Ole gets sick and tired of this gay lover's quarrel enough to put his foot down about respecting the Court's time. After all, his subtle admonition about Rule 402 and 403 is basically just judge-speak jargon for the following:

 
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