Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines: 2 - I want to believe, but...

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Chapalapachapa said:
put the dudes of choice of games and pick up some goon artist from f95zone and slap the ip and you have a license to print money. not this fag ass shit
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As long as it's whoever wrote Parliament of Knives and not Night Road. I don't want any more gay twink muslim Indonesian vampires that wear a different anime t-shirt every new scene they appear in.
The Cavalry has Arrived said:
Hold the fuck up. If I'm right - is Dale, a vampire, taking estrogen? Do the retards that make this game remember that the vampires are DEAD? That they can't eat, drink, build muscles, pump blood, etc?
Or am I wrong?
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If you interact with the broken mirror Fabien says that Dale had "body image issues". At least they're faithfully representing the MtF troon testosterone-induced rage.
 
The Cavalry has Arrived said:
Hold the fuck up. If I'm right - is Dale, (assuming he's a vampire) taking estrogen? Did the retards that wrote the game remember that the vampires are DEAD? That they can't eat, drink, build muscles, pump blood, etc?
Or am I wrong?
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From what i understand, Dale is a Thinblood And from my understanding of WOD lore, Thinbloods have so little vampire blood in them, they not considered "real" vampires (think of humans but with some minor vampire strength and abilities. kinda like Blade from the Marvel universe) Some can still eat normal food and even walk outside during day time without instantly dying (but it varies from Thinblood to Thinblood).
 
Gravityqueen4life said:
From what i understand, Dale is a Thinblood And from my understanding of WOD, Thinbloods have so little vampire blood in them, they not considered "real" vampires. Some can still eat normal food and even walk outside during day time without instantly dying (but it varies from Thinblood to Thinblood).
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So he's a daywalker half vampire kind of like Blade?
 
Gravityqueen4life said:
From what i understand, Dale is a Thinblood And from my understanding of WOD, Thinbloods have so little vampire blood in them, they not considered "real" vampires. Some can still eat normal food and even walk outside during day time without instantly dying (but it varies from Thinblood to Thinblood).
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If he's a thinblood and not a full-on kindred then that's significantly less egregious, but still no less retarded.
 
Agarathium1066 said:
I thought that Vampires didn't really get much out of sex and would be more akin to a corpse if they didn't spend blood on Blush of Life. Now even ol' gram-gramula wants someone to knock the dust off her cooter.
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You could bang Jeanette/Vanessa in the first VTM:B but in general I think they're supposed to be more disposed toward eroticism than actual sex.
 
Strangolapreti said:
I have 2 questions:
1. How gay is the game?
2. How much stuff from the original title gets bastardized in the sequel?
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I didnt get far , but after intro sequence you will end up in hovel of Reddit tranny janny. Motherfucker is literally making estrogen in his bathtub. Snímek obrazovky 2025-10-22 171942.png
 
Someone already put out a mod optimizing all of the UE5 jank the devs either are too incompetent or lazy to do. :story:
I just tested it and can confirm that the game went from a stuttering mess that I had to run on medium settings just to not spend half the time looking at a frozen screen to running buttery smooth on ultra settings. This is beyond embarrassing and Paradox should feel absolutely swindled yet again.
 
Lurkey Turkey said:
What made me laugh the hardest in my first hour, was the realization that there's generic male prostitute NPCs. I was a little bewildered when the first normal-looking homeless guy said "need a date?" But when it happened the second time, I realized that these fucking devs probably honestly think male prostitution legitimate sex work works the same and is as common as females. I didn't even pick up on the fact that the couples making out were prostitute NPCs, like someone mentioned above. These people have so obviously never interacted with any seedy aspect of the world in their lives, lol.
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Yeah I laughed my ass off when a random biker dude hit on me in the most over the top manner possible.

Same energy

The female radio host Bet at the hotel has a nice voice, but I just listened to her disparage a masculine chud strawman who likes to debate people. Oh and even more lovely she just asked if someone was a climate warrior. Thankfully the last guy she had on was nice enough to call her a vapid consumer....

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It's clear to me midway through development they fell in love with Faben's voice actor and overused him with the flashback sequences. Although I dig his ray chase energy so far. I'm a weird place where I'm currently enjoying game despite its many flaws. There's a fair amount I don't care for, but I kinda enjoy the combat and I definitely enjoy throwing corpses around like ragdolls Gmod style. My favorite narrative moment so far was telling a vampire to beware the rainbow.


Edit: I just threw a bunch of dead bodies from a roof into the street and it barely effected the masquerade. The civilians ran and the cops were like, huh what was that noise? Nobody gave a shit lol
 
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Gravityqueen4life said:
Thinbloods have so little vampire blood in them, they not considered "real" vampires
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Prior to 5th Edition, Thinbloods were mostly vampires of 14th, 15th and 16th generations, their blood being so diluted and inconsistent that some could show signs of life or even give birth to dhampirs. They're still vampires, so from a mechanical stand point, they can use disciplines, blood buff and other shit but get shut off from Embraces, blood bonds, and can't go past 4 dots on their Disciplines, or 3 and 2 if you're especially cucked generation wise. They're also prone to developing unique abilities and scare the shit out of Elders due to their relation to Gehenna.

5th Edition changed this. They're no longer an in-game flaw but a whole separate playstyle, where usage of Disciplines is extremely limited (you either gain one-use of one if you suck on blood with right resonance or counterfeit them with Thinblood Alchemy), you get raped even harder than in previous editions and lore jerks off your importance a bit more.

Either way, it's impossible for a Thinblood to gain any changes from taking estrogen. Caine's curse might touch them weakly, but they're still pretty dead. Being one is a miserable existence unless you aim to diablerize someone and fix your generation, so yeah, I can see why Dale would troon out like that kek.
 
Brap God said:
As long as it's whoever wrote Parliament of Knives and not Night Road. I don't want any more gay twink muslim Indonesian vampires that wear a different anime t-shirt every new scene they appear in.
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i liked cutting that stupid faggot's head off
i will commit diablerie, alert the second inquisition of other kindred's locations, and chill in my dracula palace that should've definitely contained virgin maidens if the writer wasn't a pussy
 
The devs are so brain-rotted they didn’t even leave any room for parodying/exaggeration. They ate the entire retard cake and left no crumbs.
 
At least in Baldur's Gate 3 you can play a white male Dark Urge Paladin and kick troons and faggots off cliffs the second you see them.

Here you just have to nod politely as some purple haired soyjack tells you about their neovagina and yells about how they're Pickle Rick.
 
The Chinese Room must have some magic given that they still continue to trick people to play their games. Like there a billion slop games to pirate yet look at some of ya'll go
 
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