Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines: 2 - I want to believe, but...

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Well, i say about hating voiced protagonists?
This isn't the exception.

Imagine buying this game, lol lmao. Better replay Bloodlines 1 and hearing Smiling Jack at this point.
 
An early 1900s vampire game would've been better but then they can't do their social justice tranny shit.
They could if they had the game take place in Weimar Germany. Just imagine it:

"I may be a disgusting, rotting parasite in the eyes of Man and God, feeding on the literal blood of the innocent, but at least I'm not a Nazi!"

One quest would involve you diving into the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft to save sacred tranny lore from the righteous flames.
 
I have 2 questions:
1. How gay is the game?
2. How much stuff from the original title gets bastardized in the sequel?
 
Great Game Design:
I walk into a room to be greeted by police banging on the door. The voice in my head says "We don't want to deal with the police, better find another way around.", so naturally I assume that means to go try and find somewhere else to go. I'm already a little retarded for playing this game, but obviously, I was even more retarded to make that conclusion and only find a blocked up doorway I can't get through. Obviously, what I was supposed to do was go to the door I was literally just told to avoid, interact with it and then I'll be allowed to interact with the thing blocking the way forward.

Current pet peeve about the combat is that I can't change the slots of my skills. As in, every skill has a specific place on your four-slot ability wheel; if there's two moves I like, but they're both 'Right Slot' moves, I have to choose between them. And I don't see any real reason for this.
 
Given how dumbed down everything is, along with other aspects like the fixed protagonist, I can only say that going from the first game to thins is about on par with going from Deus Ex to Deus Ex Invisible War.
invisible war is decent, this shit is absolute shit that not even the big titted bitch helps, fuck you for offending IW, it's garbage but it doesn't deserve to be compared to this liquid trash.

I have 2 questions:
1. How gay is the game?
2. How much stuff from the original title gets bastardized in the sequel?
1. yes
2. yes
while kevduit is a sloptuber he tries his best to not shit on a game, he just let shitty games be shit on their own.
and VMtB 2 is shit on it's own, comments too.
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special comment to the blue profile, some nigger tried his best to ragebait regarding this shitty mixture of redfall and dishonored that dares call itself bloodlines.
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funny thing i noticed
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the bethesda emotion tooltip on the top right side, do you know how you can tell if a character is pissed at your ass in bloodlines 1? THEY LOOK ANGRY meanwhile bloodlines 2 has this text shit but can hardly do facial emotions and gets blown the fuck out by a source game from the neolithic era.
 
A shame but this game was doomed from the the start.
the cross fearing, night dwelling, inhumans masquerading as humans identify with the vampires so it was always going to be politics poisoned tranny shit.
 
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Should have fucking helped Cain in the last game murder us all if it meant avoiding this game creation.
 
I just saw a clip on YouTube where a male vampire with 80s hair metal band levels of eyeliner says
Because we're fabulously queer and it makes the normies mad.
Bruh I don't think even Borderlands 3 had lines this cringe.
 
ive downloaded it and played a bit of it. so far, i dont hate it, but it is aligning with the dead island 2 thing i said at some point somewhere. not bad, not great. some of the writing is pretty good, others eh, but i can deal with it unless it gets unbearably bad for my taste. combat is ok. i'll give chinese room a tad bit more credit where its due since i thought the combat in this would be abysmal, given that theyre not known well for making action games. they made a machine for pigs and everyones gone to the rapture after all. i await getting guns at some point in the game if they even let me do that because punching everything in my way is gonna get boring after a while and there has to be some melee to this right? right?

anyway, i'll need to keep playing to get a better idea on my thoughts on this game
 
Great Game Design:
I walk into a room to be greeted by police banging on the door. The voice in my head says "We don't want to deal with the police, better find another way around.", so naturally I assume that means to go try and find somewhere else to go. I'm already a little retarded for playing this game, but obviously, I was even more retarded to make that conclusion and only find a blocked up doorway I can't get through. Obviously, what I was supposed to do was go to the door I was literally just told to avoid, interact with it and then I'll be allowed to interact with the thing blocking the way forward.
Same thing happened to me! I was so mad, I wasted five minutes trying to find the solution myself first. There's a FUCKING DOOR MARKED STAIRS in the room.

What made me laugh the hardest in my first hour, was the realization that there's generic male prostitute NPCs. I was a little bewildered when the first normal-looking homeless guy said "need a date?" But when it happened the second time, I realized that these fucking devs probably honestly think male prostitution legitimate sex work works the same and is as common as females. I didn't even pick up on the fact that the couples making out were prostitute NPCs, like someone mentioned above. These people have so obviously never interacted with any seedy aspect of the world in their lives, lol.
 
Was terribly curious about the steam reviews. Found some choice examples of who's really loving this game and dunking on the chuds!
Here we have Roxy who cares not for the "whiners"
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And here's their favorite game they felt the need to highlight on their profile to show they really know their stuff.
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An anime dating visual novel.
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This guy drank the koolaid years ago and his mind might break if he thought it was bad, so I honestly feel bad for him.
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You can talk about the game on it's merits alone but to complain and whinge about people who adore what the first game is and how they're saddened at how this game turned out is dumb "Actually guys remember how BAD the first was?"
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Caveman over here says it's exactly the same as bloodlines with just enough playtime to try to get a refund.

People who hate the game hate that it's associated with bloodlines, and people who like it with half a brain have to give the caveat that it isn't Bloodlines 2.
A great connoisseur of cinema once had this to say regarding the nature of sequels, and this game has reminded me of it.

 
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Here we go again.

Why am I not surprised

Apparently nobody passed that one through corporate legal either. Thats a trademarked phrase when it comes to its commercial usage, hence selling all those hats and shit. Putting it in a product you're selling without authorization can get you into some trouble. Not that trump is likely to give a shit but if he wanted to he could cause them some legal problems over that one

Hiphopopotamus said:
Just a little retarded, I have to see how bad it is.
Damn, it ended up on pirate sites fast. Hopefully if nothing else it at least isn't as buggy and unstable as bloodlines 1

Gravityqueen4life said:
I almost choked on my taco (sidenote: those taco bell kits aren't half bad) when I saw that screenshot, considering the one I posted just before release. Fucking lol. I knew it, they just couldn't fucking help themselves and had to add that passive aggressive shit in there. Whoever did that was absolutely seething over the estrogen description from bloodlines 1

That was absolutely put in there by a troon

regalterry said:
They could if they had the game take place in Weimar Germany. Just imagine it:

"I may be a disgusting, rotting parasite in the eyes of Man and God, feeding on the literal blood of the innocent, but at least I'm not a Nazi!"

One quest would involve you diving into the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft to save sacred tranny lore from the righteous flames.
Don't worry, that'll be bloodlines 3

Lurkey Turkey said:
What made me laugh the hardest in my first hour, was the realization that there's generic male prostitute NPCs. I was a little bewildered when the first normal-looking homeless guy said "need a date?"
So....they added lucas werner to the game? I guess he wanted to take the player to get some pizza at Phyre. If you know you know
 
the bethesda emotion tooltip on the top right side, do you know how you can tell if a character is pissed at your ass in bloodlines 1? THEY LOOK ANGRY meanwhile bloodlines 2 has this text shit but can hardly do facial emotions and gets blown the fuck out by a source game from the neolithic era.
They don't even sound or act angry either, that's why you need the tooltip. I'll be told the character is offended, amused, or intimidated and they'll never change their cadence. Safia is embarrassed? She's always embarrassed, even when she's angry. I swear, everyone in this game has one voice and never deviates from it no matter the emotional context, there is no emotional range so far.

I have the first 'important choice' in the game with the Anarch's leader rocking up and telling me I either hand over Benny (the only character I like so far and I'm pretty sure I'm never gonna see him again now that his five minutes of screentime are over with) to her instead of the Prince, or she and her... two guys are gonna kill me after I just wasted an entire warehouse of them (and a bunch of police officers by complete accident). She stresses how important it is for me to get in good with the Anarchs, and that pissing them off will have consequences even if I survive these impossible odds.

I'm playing a Cammy loyalist even if I don't like anybody in this game, so I tell her to fuck off. And so... she immediately stands down, shrugs off me fucking her over and just tells us to go 'cus she doesn't really care. And I'm just gonna guess that if I went with her plan, the Prince would have pretty much the same reaction and this wouldn't stop her from making me the Sheriff at all.

As an aside: I find it hilarious that afterwards we start stressing how we're not trying to start anything with the Anarchs and that any ones who have attacked us are rogue splinter factions and whatever, when I just wiped out a bunch of the 'good' Anarchs instead of even attempting to call up the leader and tell her the situation with Benny.
Same thing happened to me! I was so mad, I wasted five minutes trying to find the solution myself first. There's a FUCKING DOOR MARKED STAIRS in the room.
Later, when tracking down Benny we get to his shop but find the door locked. We have to find another way in. I go up on the roof and see a bunch of skylights and assume we can just bust through some of them. This actually is the solution, but I spent five minutes fucking about because you need to use a specific one and God help you if your cursor and position is even slightly off or that interact option will not fucking show up.

What was even the point of this? "Okay, so for this mission, we're gonna have the door locked. And thus, the Player will be forced to go up a little and use a different door."
What made me laugh the hardest in my first hour, was the realization that there's generic male prostitute NPCs. I was a little bewildered when the first normal-looking homeless guy said "need a date?" But when it happened the second time, I realized that these fucking devs probably honestly think male prostitution legitimate sex work works the same and is as common as females. I didn't even pick up on the fact that the couples making out were prostitute NPCs, like someone mentioned above. These people have so obviously never interacted with any seedy aspect of the world in their lives, lol.
The feed mechanic here feels like it was tacked on because they realized that their big open world is empty as shit. They play up in marketing how dressing right and being the right type for targets will be important, but it literally just boils down to 'As long as you don't look homeless'.

You want pink blood? You talk to the person, they immediately ask you to lead them to a back alley to suck fuck with no lead up (I'm not talking about prostitutes, just random business people).

You want blue blood? You talk to the person, they immediately assume you're trying to kill them and decide to run to somewhere with no witnesses so you can eat them, crying for police the entire way with no one caring.

You want red blood? You talk to the person, they are struck with a murderous rage and decide they will chase you to the ends of the earth to try and kill you. This is the only one that requires any sort of thought, both because you have to actually know a spot where you can eat them, and you have to avoid them scaring cops who'll immediately kill them.
 
you have to be shitting me this fag ass shit has some asshole speaking into your brain like every fucking current year game. i didnt like it in cp77, i didnt like it in tainted grail and im sure as fuck this game didnt need it
He speaks more than the character does, have voice lines so long they will be going until you reach the next step of the quest where he will immediately say more shit no one cares about, and flashbacks with him have him doing internal monologue.
 
I am Donald Van Hellsing, son of Abraham Van Hellsing, a great man, very good man, may he rest in peace.
These vampires, they are not good people, they invade our countries, they bring rapes, they bring AIDS and other disease and I say It's time to stop all of this.
That's why I think that we need to build a wall, a great wall, solid and sturdy, we're gonna make it all around Transylvania, to stop those pesky vampires to come in, and we'll make them pay for it. I already have some ideas of how to do it, I'm a master at the art of the deals, trust me, we will make the western world great again!
 
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