Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines: 2 - I want to believe, but...

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Pirated it day 1.
Got worried after the throat rip finishing animation is just my player models hand phasing through their neck, no blood, no feedback.

I thought the game was going to be good since you can knock that security guy in the tutorial against the door and he flops against the door then on the ground.

Also what the fuck do you mean clans now have difficulty attached to them?
If you named it anything but the sequel of vampire the masquerade bloodlines it would be a barely 7/10 game.
 
When you unlock the abilities for another clan to learn, they will offer sex for the final thing to learn. But it just fades to black.
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Imagine my utter disappointment.
 
Between the lack of options in-game for FOV slider and motion blur, the generally shitty UE5 optimization we've all come to know and love, being able to only have 1 active save file at a time, no manual save instead the game saving only during quest checkpoints despite there being an explorable hub with collectibles to gather, also tack on the terrible combat and stealth and I can firmly say that even if the writing was based and chud-pilled that this would still be a complete dumpsterfire of a game. This is Duke Nukem Forever all over again...
 
If you think about it, its brilliant to make vampires woke.
They are bloodsucking undead parasites, literal demons and more often than not a rape allegory, that a repulsive species, unable to reproduce by itself that needs ti stay away from the sun, shapeshifts and control flying disease carriers (bats) is scared by anything that symbolizes good values and virtue (crosses, light, holy in general) or purity (garlic) and needs to use mind control to seduce their way into their preys, finally vampirism can be connected to a blood diseases like AIDS.
Simply put, vampires makes for the ultimate 2LSGBQTPZ+ caricature.
 
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It's kind of striking just how similar the goofy dialogue in this game is to What We Do In The Shadows except here you're supposed to take it seriously.
 
At least in Skyrim sleeping with your partner gives you a temporary stat boost here you can skibbidy rizz up the grandma and it's just fade to black with no reward.

They don't even bother adding the moaning sound effect like every other game.
 
I thought that Vampires didn't really get much out of sex and would be more akin to a corpse if they didn't spend blood on Blush of Life. Now even ol' gram-gramula wants someone to knock the dust off her cooter.
 
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