💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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Hating dogs is a third world lowlife trait that would exist even if Mohammed didn't say he thought dogs were icky. Have you ever seen those posts complaining about how "white people treat dogs better than black people!" It's loser behavior where people cannot understand treating something powerless well, just because you think that's the right thing to do. Big overlap between hating dogs and child abuse for a reason.
 
I really regret not putting more effort into learning how to do AI changing of faces and such for video, or I'd make a parody video of Hasan as Jimmy McGill

 
This is the most pathetic aspect imo. He's such an unlikable shithead that some PR handler probably said to him, "Yeah, get an old dog to lay on his dogbed while you stream. Everyone loves dogs! (And hopefully it'll trick some people into believing you're an actual human being rather than the turk pos you really are.)"

The fact that he couldn't even find some old dog who just wants to lay around all day near his master while he talks to his dumb fans tells me he's a horrible cunt. Dog's can sniff that out, that's why they want nothing to do with him. He has to torture it with electricity in order to force compliance.
The most retarded part of your example is that if he actually let Kaya roam and he was a loving owner, she'd actually want to be near him. Sure, she wouldn't be in frame constantly but he could have TWO dog beds in his room. One where the cot is behind his right shoulder (stream feed left) and one behind his left shoulder, in the area where he'd have a christmas tree during christmas. If he invested in two GOOD dog beds, she could roam around in the background, get a drink of water occasionally and maybe even lie on the floor next to him.
Dogs love to be near their masters, especially if you shower them with praise. Hasan could never.

Like, who cares if she's on stream for even 50% of the time he's live. She's a living, breathing, thinking creature. She's a young adult dog, too. I'd be willing to bet Tibetan Mastiffs stop maturing around 3-4 years old instead of the usual 2-3 because she's a BIG dog. It's not good for her physical status to lie in place for 8 hours straight. Imagine for a second, Hasan Piker has a normal 9-17 job. He's away from Kaya, she's alone in an average, regular american apartment. If he cared for her by giving her a solid walk before leaving for work, she's be chilling and sleeping in her favourite spots until he came home. Another solid walk after coming back home, give her some food and go grab a shower. Normal ass routine that fits majority of dogs regardless of the size.
Hasan loves working out, he could start running and take Kaya with him on a hands-free waist leash, it'd be good for the both of them.

Of course, we don't live in the land of PetiteFeet's make-believe, so he'll continue to throw money at the problem in the worst way possible and let his mom deal with the fallout when Kaya isn't needed.
Personally it doesn't bother me that he bought a dog from a breeder, or even lied about finding it for free because some of those animal lovers get really fucking annoying about "adopt don't shop!!1" (though I agree with it, some people take it personally and take it ttoo far, especially with breeders that do breed correctly)

The thing that gets me is why get a fucking huge Mastiff if you're just going to force it to lay down!? They're what I call a "horse dog" because of how big it is. I just don't get getting a dog that's that huge and then just keeping it in a kennel or inside all day. That's mean.

If he HAD to get a specific breed, a golden retriever wouldve suffice, and they're decently easy to train and are much more adaptable. And cuter than a Tibetan mastiff imho.

Now that I'm thinking about it, I definitely think that he got a Tibetan mastiff specifically so he can come off as a supporter of Tibet. Wouldn't put it past him. Lol

If he got a "normal" breed like a golden retriever, he would find it a much more agreeable dog than a mastiff. There's a reason goldens and labradors are so highly ranked on popular dog breeds - they're easy to train, good natured in the vast majority of cases and they're not subject to a heap of health problems that a gigantic dog breed is. Not saying they're the perfect dog breeds, far from it, but for Hasan's needs they'd fit perfectly.
 
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year 2025 has been the death of grifters. This retard a couple years back started a live stream when he was on vacation and couldn’t go 2 seconds without a selfie stick. look at him squirm now that he can’t be worshiped. The absolute amount of affirmation this dude requires every second of every day is staggering. The sheer speed he has turned around and started hating his own political peers is such a break neck speed you can easily see that this is what it was all about. The attention. Everyone knows Hasan isn’t some great philosophical voice of the generation, and I think he’s slowly realizing it to. I’m seeing two paths forward with Hassan.
1 he is going to try to break into the manosphere “fuck women, you’re a weak bitch” the second is the Ethan Ralph route 😬
 
That's fantastic. Thanks. Here have a new copypasta to thank you.


I am not crazy! I know Kaya is a spoiled dog. I knew it was vibrating collar. The shock parts taped over. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. She covered her tracks, she got twitch chat to lie for her. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This barkery? She’s done worse. The spawn of satan! Are you telling me that a dog just happens to move off of its blanket? No! She orchestrated it! Kaya! She walked on my carpet! And I saved her! And I shouldn’t have. I took her right from craigslist! What was I thinking? She’ll never change. She’ll never change! Ever since she was 1, always the same! Couldn’t keep her paws off the floor! But not our Kaya! Couldn’t be precious Kaya! Stealing their hearts! And SHE gets defended by my audience? What a sick joke! I should’ve shocked her when I had the chance! …And you, you have to shock her! You
 
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Yeah, I believe Bunjeee said it in his destiny video, I think it went like
>In every breadtuber's life, there comes a catastrophic event where they have no way to ever crawl back to the popularity they once had and will have to rely on whatever audience they've built to this point
Vaush had the loli horse porn rape, Destiny had the real life rape, Hasan got the shocking his dog rape.
Hasan is a toast tuber now after the electric burnt the bread so to speak
 
I still can't wrap my head around how they think this excuse makes anything better. "Kaya has a lot of neck meat." Ok and you adjust the collar around the size of her actual neck. It's still too tight! Why do you not have an appropriately sized collar for your dog? Do you think she isn't choking just because she has a lot of "neck meat"? Same thing with thick fur. Do you think she isn't choking just because it's fur? Do you think all that padded fur being strangled around her neck doesn't make her choke? If I strangled you with a scarf do you think you can't choke just because it's soft and plush?
If someone tells you the sky is red you don’t argue it’s blue , you just walk away from them
 
What were you looking up? I just googled "anal sex incontinence" and got multiple papers supporting it, especially in men.

I know Hasan supposedly dates Valkyrae but I'm willing to bet he's gay
Hasan's leftism is completely performative. He is a textbook example of someone who uses all of that to slip into the good graces of easily duped people or women he wants to fuck. The only things he seems to genuinely believe are the Israel Genocider stuff or anything that fluffs the collective cock of every Muslim country. Beyond that he seems aware his audience are a bunch of losers and simps who he only keeps around to exploit for money and his own ego.
 
Hasan is that kind of person, but much much worse. No doubt he needs any form of control in his shitty life.
Honestly with how he reacted I would bet that the dog abuse is just the tip of the iceberg in Hasan's personal life given his reactions. Would be fitting if leaks started coming that paint him as a mix of DSP's ego fragility and fellow zoosadist Nick Rekieta's abrasive personality and deviant behavior.
 
Bringing back my theory that Turks are the whitest group of non-whites. They are white adjacent enough that they can fit in with white people in most situations. But then sometimes they do something so third world that you are reminded "oh yeah, these guys are still brown." The thing that gets me is that he doesn't really comprehend why people are upset. He knows he isn't supposed to shock dogs because people will get mad, hence the half-assed cover up, but he doesn't understand why. All but the stupidest of whites, even ones who are animal abusers, would get it. But the idea that people would sympathize with a dog and not the owner who is mad that the dog isn't staying on her mat is alien thinking to him. I don't know if it's because of Islam or the injection of Asiatic DNA into the Anatolian peninsula or what, but to him it's like people are mad at him because he hit his toaster when it failed to make toast or something.
Hating dogs is a third world lowlife trait that would exist even if Mohammed didn't say he thought dogs were icky. Have you ever seen those posts complaining about how "white people treat dogs better than black people!" It's loser behavior where people cannot understand treating something powerless well, just because you think that's the right thing to do. Big overlap between hating dogs and child abuse for a reason.
Black people should be more grateful that whites have this reflex to be sympathetic to those weaker than them because that same reflex is the main reason why white people let them get away with so much shit. When the Chinese take over they aren't going to tolerate their anti-social behavior.
 
Sasha Grey's first scene was an orgy, where she asked a dude to punch her in the stomach before filming, which allegedly freaked out the cast. I really want to hear her opinions on political streamers and/or dog training, and hopefully more on philosophy (perhaps Calvin v. Hobbes).
This and the toilet lick gif while getting fucked is the summation of her legacy. That and starring in that one weird horror movie about playing would you rather I think and having her character drowned.
 
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