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💰 GrifterHasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest
So quick introduction. I made quite the effort post in the H3 thread as a response to a a video shilled there (you know the one) and it technically is true that it wasn't on topic there, so if you don't mind I want to paste it here for posterity's sake. The post will be unchanged save a correction and a final addition I was made aware this morning so I can justify not just quoting myself.
WARNING: LONG AS NULL'S SCHLONG! Before I go own, I want to powerlevel one thing: I've two jobs (technically three). Why do I admit this? Because I want to hammer down how easy it is that if all it matters to you is to prove a point you just do it instead of expecting people to have four fucking hours of free time to dedicate to a video. I don't like anyone in this story (every single person has their own thread) and now I officially don't like even the person that made this video on principle. I've been ragged on this thread and others for going against the grain before, so I'm not le enlightened centrist.
This will take long and the only guide I've been given is Altistic Right's posts. I want to start by saying that whether those that liked the video want to admit or not, this video was made to pander to Hasan's side (as of right now is titled "The Weasely Little Liar Awards") and it frames every detractor of Hasan on the same level.
Cool. We are up to a great start, eh? The video is so long half of the time I will spend on this write-up is just parsing it.
Let's start easy. I will be treating this video as Hasan sweeping (because it is) but I will be charitable enough to sarcastic jokes. Ethan brought all of this shit on himself. Happy? By pandering to these people. I was aware that Hasan's visit to Artemis (the German brothel) happened about six years before the raid and it was more they had some underage girls rather than exclusively having them underage. I don't think showing the "America deserved 9/11" clip proves this guy isn't a fan by itself because people have tried to justify the clip as out of context (idubbbz for example).
First chronological claim: Deathtreat to senator is out of context. @Farm Hand posted about this on the Hasan thread already (you will be reading this a lot). Here's the post in detail. Hasan's actual point was that Republicans like Mike Johnson don't care about Medicaid fraud. The agree is a technicality (another thing you will read a lot on this post) as "kill Rick Scott" has effectively gotten the "in Minecraft" treatment. It now denotes that he conducts himself differently on stream than he does on Xitter (where people outside his community can chime in more easily).
Second chronological claim (1:17:00 ish, golly a timestamp): The CPS call is Ethan's fault for oversharing. Since we are fans of context here, I think it's important to be equal. Yes, Ethan is a retard with no filter but you are missing some key parts of the picture too. One, it turns out Ethan is just a retard and it wasn't giardia. Two, BadEmpanada started the rumour the kids got it by eating dogshit. Three, Denims signalboosted said rumours without checking them and they were treated as fact by a lot of people. Four, people like BadEmpanada started to claim to be the caller. Five, people started to meme on the call and the skulls. Altistic Right really likes to mention how this video was made for us and how Ethan acts Keffalscoded. I would say the Hasansphere kept tipping the cow and they were dumb enough to a-log someone with enough money to back any casus belli he wants.
First intermission (1:24:00): Kaceytron's humiliation ritual. Hey, look! More context! Content Nuke: Hasan was a nothingburger, amirite? There were about 10 different streams of it to prevent Lex Jewthor from profititing of it. Of those, three were considered not transformative due to minimal commentary or input by the streamers themselves AND SPECIALLY by explicitly stating that their objectives was to cuck the kike out of views. Kaceytron was the worst offender because "she smoked more than she spoke" and was passed out at the tail end of it. Kacey was simply the weakest link of an already very weak chain and Hasan donated nothing for defence fees so she was forced to film the apology as a settlement. Poor little thing.
The Hasanhater roundup: Nobody is defending Nux Taku, that fag Cameron, much less Rapetone. Who the fuck would defend such elite a-logers? Nobody. The video is this bloated to conflate the retarded but slightly (very, very slightly) righteous Ethan with a bunch of people no one fucking likes. A vtuber, Rapetone and a Youtuber that shills himself (who does that remind me of?). All with their own threads or covered in someone else's. Altistic Right, forgive me, but you come off as such a retard when you posit we have to choose sides between these retards (including Ethan btw) and Hasan.
Third chronological claim: Hasan at a Diddy party.
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This is one is in the same level as the Artemis brothel. What happened is that Hasan's beards girlfriends (I think he means more than one in the second clip) at the time managed to drag him to a Diddy party. According to him, he entered a rented house, specifically an area where people were tripping (not him ofc), where the visual of "a supposedly attractive, very young girl" was playing and he was creeped out by it so he left. He ended the relationship with this girl. I don't know if any Hasan ball washers are willing to help me piece out which girl or girls did this but I would appreciate it.
Nitpick: Ethan sided with Keffals: NO SHIT. Like bro, who the fuck even forgot that? The kike will never live that down. Why does it even matter considering both Ethan and Hasan were buddies more recently? I said on my last post, if this hadn't happened to the Kleins, Ethan would be milking that shit too and its his fault he attracted these people and used these tactics.
Fourth chronological claim: The Arab-Loves Sabra tier list wasn't antisemitic: This is a lot more complicated than it seems. On one, Ethan did over blow it. On the other, the Ayyrabs podcast (the people that made the tier list in a very empty and manufactured panel at Twitchcon 2024) had a clear intent to place an Israeli brand of hummus as inauthentic, or "too white" to be properly middle eastern. MikefromPA and even one of the hosts were picked for the Loves Sabra tier and they took it about as nicely as a domesticated leftie can by being called a cracker. The tier list was about using the word "habibi" and who could use it as if it was a race specific term rather than friend in Arabic. It was a joke way of implying who was and who wasn't in the in-crowd of self appointed Arab creators. While Ethan of all people (proud ranker of white people slurs) doesn't get to bitch about it, the Ayyrabs guys knew exactly what they were doing. EDIT: Specially as Denims took to calling Ethan a zionist in this panel.
Second intermission: Dan Saltman admitting to using contextless clips to slander Hasan.
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Peace in the Middle East. No one likes this heeb.
Fifth chronological claim: Hasan knew and felt for Charlie Kirk's passing. Dude, is this the first time you have seen his crocodile tears? He cries very often for the camera (like that time in Leftovers) and he managed to squeeze at least three puff pieces of Kirk's passing (The New York Times, Mother Jones and Politico). If I'm not mistaken, he even released an op-ed about what he was going to say on the debate they were going to have. If anything he milked his death as much as it was allowed for a leftie.
Sixth chronological claim: There's no proof snarkers called CPS or send the skulls. Why has Ethan been able to ride this point though? Because people like BadEmpanada and some schizos claimed to do it. Because some people in the greater hasanspehere like Horses joked about it. Instead of universally condemning it, it was treated as a big nod nod, wink wink jokey joke. Again, cow tipping a cow so big that it felted over them.
The Leftovers timeline interlude: Altistic Right, in all due respect I think you are way too charitable to H3snarkers or the idea that Hasan doesn't attacks his opps at all. It's true that Ethan loves clips unless they make him look bad, but the Hasanabi Industrial Complex is effectively a pyramid slop scheme that is almost exclusively consumed by its creators. The only difference is that Ethan cares way too much about coming off as a good guy while Hasan doesn't need to because even his worst moments are only seen by his own fans most of the time (every clip we have of Shocktober 7th was made by Hasanheads and the clips of his first dog Fish were also made by his own fans). He literally benefits of all engagement unlike Ethan that needs a cookie cutter image.
I already touched on the the tier list and Kaceytron's apology. Is Denims' stream transformative because it lasts about double the time of the original video? As I wrote already, there were only three people that streamed Content Nuke and were considered non-transformative out of many. Denims in particular made clear from the announcement of the stream that her intent was to prevent Lex Jewthor from getting views and her stream was promoted plenty both on r/h3snark and r/Leftoversh3. Much like with Kacey and Frogan (who none of the shills even came to defend so far), her commentary was minimal, reactions even more so and was out of the three the one that antagonised the kike the most.
Seventh chronological claim: Denims didn't brag about the CPS call. However, as established before she was the person who signalboosted the giardia claims (reacting to BadEmpanada's rumours a mere two days later and one before the CPS call was made) and there are reasons that people read she "bragged" about the call. She got rid of the original VOD where her chat was filled with comments asking for CPS to be called. She first downplayed the call. She tried to save face for "tapping the glass", all the while laughing off the Kleins had reasons to be offended of being doubted.
Same video I linked btw. Threatened to sue Ethan. Got sued back. Made a OF set laughing about it with the case covering her flat ass. You get the picture. I wonder why Lex Jewthor would want her butterface off the face of the Earth? EDIT: Minor addition, Denims expected Ethan to apologise to her.
Eight chronological claim: h3snark didn't antagonise Ethan to the level he claims. NULL. This point will be declared null for two simple reasons. One, they did antagonise him and prompt anyone that was willing to call Ethan a kike without saying it. Two and most important, Ethan loves snark content when it isn't about him. He a-logs Trisha with as much passion as his opps give him.
One of the jannies in h3snark was literally named BadEmpanadaConcubine. I've written George Angelos Ganitis' name enough times to conjure it has weight and he was the attack dog for the Hasan sphere until he bit the hand that fed him. If you can't blame people like him or Denims for starting narratives, you can't also claim innocence for the masses that repeat them. And this website if anything should serve as an example of how having rules doesn't mean people follow them.
Can you imagine if Jeremy Hambly started to DMCA every post that clipped him and then used subpoenas to try and get the identities of frequent posters?
Do you really want to support this piece of garbage? Has Hasanabi ever used the deaths of three people to try and deplatform us?
I noticed that you often conjure parallel examples among other cows as much as you want to conjure a bond of sorts in struggle. This is manipulative and if I may be personal, can't shake the feeling you have a personal stake on this for how much you insist on it. I don't defend Ethan and will never do because I don't understand why the fuck it is my problem these two closeted faggots are fighting. It is so optimistic to think Hasan with power would allow places like this to exist.
No. I count myself as someone that doesn't like doxing on this site. And yet, you think a redditor would offer the same kindness to a kiwi farmer if presented with the same choice. Should our entire userbase have to pay for the crimes of cowtippers? Or are we supposed to be better? Either way it always comes to us vs them, innit?
I don't know. There's something funny about equating the Charlie Hebdo cartoonists with jihadi simps.
It was March 3rd. Now who is speaking out his ass? I'm done being nice.
In case anyone has made it to the end of this post, I wanted to add something. Maybe something funny about how it didn't take me four hours to write it despite losing power three times. How when I asked why no one that was actually shilling Kilo's video could explain their points, I was told to check Altistic's posts. But instead I'm just reminded that even this place is just as full of bullshit as the rest of the net. All of those agrees are technicalities. Both the Jew and the Turk remain people that wouldn't bat an eye if this website dissapeared. That doesn't matter because kiwis don't grow here or anywhere else. Everything that doesn't take root elsewhere ends here. Even shills and I hate those.
The only reason I made this is after seeing a different slapfight in the Hasan thread about it. In all honesty, if all it takes to blow your mind and change your opinions is a decently edited video essay that only proves we have the Internet we deserve.
Chances are that (outside of an absolutist archivist's perspective) you think this was a tad unnecessary. Well, I have two reasons for doing it the more autistic way:
1. The shills are now on the Jomha thread. This means almost every thread I still give a shit about following has been contaminated with four guys shilling a video they totally don't have a relation to.
2. @Rotollo 2 informed me this morning that Kilo downplays Shocktober 7th on the same video.
The video should be timestamped at 3:43:23. Pro-tip: If you want people to watch a video you're shilling that TOTALLY WILL CHANGE HOW YOU SEE DRAMA, maybe you should provide real timestamps instead of vague descriptors of the time.
This prompted one of the most frenzied online news cycles ever about Hasan, where for weeks #Collargate was all everyone talked about. Hasan denied using the collar. People analysed every frame of the incident and still gets brought up to this day. Now, I will say as far as whether Hasan used the shock collar on Kaya or not, based on all available evidence, it's probably true . But... here's the thing. Kaya is obviously a well cared animal. She goes on multiple walks a day. She has a regular playtime with other dogs and everyone attests to how loved and spoiled she is.
(No footage of these claims. Just a tweet by yeet and a clip of Hasan saying how spoiled Kaya is.)
And shock collars, while not my preference, are a legal and still somewhat widely used training tool. This is basically the dog equivalent of spanking a child. You can disagree with it, and I do also, but the idea that this represents a pattern of abuse is pretty silly. And if Hasan does use a shock collar and then lied about it, I kind of get why, considering this situation led to some people filing reports to have Kaya taken away. Does anybody really think it would be better for Kaya to be entered into the foster system, rather than staying in the LA mansion where she seems to live a largely spoiled and happy life? Look, if you want to criticise him for using a shock collar, that's totally fine. That is a legitimate concern. But this story quickly stopped about being about Kaya and turned into yet another desperate scramble for a smoking gun to use against Hasan.
(Audio of Dan Saltman call about how he doesn't care about Kaya and simply wants to hurt Hasan.)
Spending a month covering it, filing animal welfare reports and demand Twitch ban him over this. These just aren't really proportional responses to what he actually did. So, I don't know man. This obviously isn't ideal but to me, even as someone who doesn't eat meat and also loves dogs it's just not that serious. Chill the fuck out.
I will cover this from two fronts: What I do know for certain and the absolute worst case scenario (which there's no concrete proof of ofc btw fr fr) that the hasansphere or a fan of them was responsible for the CPS call.
Facts timeline: A shock collar is used when a dog is not near it's owner to indicate the dog the perimeter in which it can be safely monitored. It is used for guarding or hunting. Using it to indicate a dog the command place is beyond overkill.
Kaya's "bed" isn't a proper bed, is a cot (basically the dog equivalent of a hammock and designed so there's fresh air under the dog as it rests). A cot is best as an exterior resting place in the summer because it isn't a proper bed. A proper dog bed basically looks like a small mattress and you have to factor size, age and kind of dog among other peculiarities. Kaya is iirc a 2 year old Tibetan mastiff mix and Hasan has mentioned she has joint problems.
Beyond the red flag combo of using a shock collar on a dog with joint issues, not proofing the floor so it doesn't hurt her (reason Hasan gave as to why Kaya can't roam on his room) and that Kaya is too young to have joint issues and doesn't manifest them when Hasan wants to play, Kaya would need an orthopaedic bed to rest.
You can identify an orthopaedic bed by how puffy it is. And funny thing is that there are orthopaedic elevated dog beds like Kaya's. This is how an elevated, orthopaedic dog bed should look like.
Let's go by bits here. A dog needs 12-16 hours of sleep, assuming Hasan always streams 8 hours or so and Kaya is near this bed (which I don't know if it has been established is her only bed considering place training) and knowing how rowdy Hasan can get, he either is costing her the majority of hours of quality sleep or all awake time. There's the worst of both worlds option too, since dogs nap rather than the nightime sleep we do and that a Tibetan mastiff is a functionally nocturnal breed. This even if not malicious, can be considered abuse.
Why do people bought on this being a streak of abuse? 1. There were already clips of Hasan downplaying things like Kaya being placed with a bigger dog while she was a puppy and Hasan laughing at her whimpering, Kaya's collar being too tight, hiding the controller while he had guests or Hasan's previous dog, Fish, wearing a spike training collar. 2. How many times the narrative changed. First there wasn't a collar, then there was but it wasn't a shock collar, then it wasn't that high, and now we are at it probably was a shock collar but it wasn't that big of a deal.
Hasansphere/snark did the call: This exact same rhetoric could be used for the CPS call. Did you intented that to happen, you fucking shill?
After that he addresses Hasan simping for terrorists. I've sperged enough and this guy sounds like pre-puberty TheAlmightyLoli, so I will leave this to better men.
I could go on but I don't want to beat a dead horse, just search his account for the name "Hasan" and youll see what I mean. Jack also likes to portray himself as a hero for women alongside prominent congressmen, who are also presumably unaware of this story.
Update, Jack Cocchiarella got a photo with Hasan Piker. Seeing some conservatives dunking on Hasan for the usual line about how he lives a pretty luxurious life despite his political ideology. Kind of crazy that NONE of the conservative influencers are making any mention of this story and it seems like basically no one more mainstream on the right or left is discussing his dark past of sex abuse allegations. For anyone who didn't see my original post, here's the reporting from the NHJournal on this subject: https://nhjournal.com/newsom-to-app...d-from-dartmouth-dems-over-misconduct-claims/
I don’t know where else I can put this, but I want to say after seeing it pop up on my feed that this video fucking sucks. Not because it’s "pro hasan, anti ethan" or whatever, but more just because for most of the subjects covered, I have seen done by better and more articulate creators.
Like let’s say you want a video on rapetone, Shamoo has you beaten in circles. Nux? Id prefer someone like harmful opinions or nikandros. while I am always down to see someone like Nickolas deorio and willy mac get raped, Big bungee has I think done the definitive video taking down Mr. lips already.
The only parts I see any merit in is the Cameron one (mostly because that was covered mostly by FPS diesel, an autistic, furry sloptuber who only got any relevance by being a orbiter of yandaredev of all people while shitting his self-published book on amazon to the sales of no one) and the Hasan bullet points segment, which for that he was doing fine until he got to shocktober 7th. I'm sorry but when you dedicated an entire segment (rightfully) calling nick a disgusting sweeping snake only to say "yeah, he shocked his dog and I disagree with it BUT... kaya is better off in a mansion anyway and people were calling the authorities on him for this so checkmate" it feels like you put on the maid outfit and went to the TommyC school of "Big Sweep 101".
I guess structurally my problem with it boils down to it being confused about what it wants to be. On one hand it doesn’t go into too much depth for each topic compared to other contemporary videos like the aforementioned nuxtaku video by nickandros, on the other by glossing over stuff like the Turkey tom Chud vs. Deorio arc and ending with a quote from card posting of all people it feels like it is appealing to those already knowledgeable in internet drama/the terminally online shitposters like myself
The worst criticism I could give this is, if you took the flashy editing away, the Hasan orbiter equivalent of a willy mac show upload. Which after making an entire section calling willymac a drooling moron (no disagreement from me on that btw) is a conclusion that is probably one would want to avoid.
No but don't be surprised when he does. Odds are it'll be some garbage about "muh American Empire will fall and I loveeeeeeeeeeeeeee China, North Korea, and Cuba!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!" with a grand total of 0 citations and 30,000+ words of retarded sperging. I'd imagine that anything he writes without the extensive help of Ai or an editor would get torn to shreds on twitter with the hour of its release.
From May 12, 2026, Hasan passionately defends Stalin from being compared to Hitler. He'll have you know that it's actually Churchill who has more in common with Hitler.
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[02:16:29]Anyway, Jewish Insider is saying the DSA is trying to, wait, what, breaking Jewish Insider
[02:16:51]via Mark Rod, DSA is evil, trying to drive Jews out of polite society. DC Jewish leader
[02:16:57]says. Fuentes, Piker, Hitler, Stalin, anti-Semitism, anti-Zionism, fascism, communism, right-wing
[02:17:06]evil, left-wing evil. There is perhaps no historic figure, okay? I'm about to say some
[02:17:20]really frustrating for a lot of folks to hear. Numbers on the board, Stalin liberated the
[02:17:28]concentration camps. More concentration camps than the western flank ever did. Now, that
[02:17:35]is partially because of the proximity to the Red Army and its conquest in the direction
[02:17:43]of Berlin, but it's objectively true. The only reason why people do this, Holocaust
[02:17:49]revisionist nonsense, okay? It's because most people don't know the truth. This is an accurate
[02:17:57]reflection of historical events. You can complain about the things that Stalin has done. You can
[02:18:03]complain about the collectivization initiatives. You can complain about the famine, okay? But numbers
[02:18:09]on the board, this double Holocaust theory is one that was initially incepted by the fucking Nazis
[02:18:17]in the immediate aftermath of World War II, okay?
[02:18:26]How fucking ridiculous.
[02:18:31]Yeah, obviously, Zhukov famously said, we liberated Europe from fascism, but they will
[02:18:40]never forgive us for it.
[02:18:42]true. And it's fucking true. I need a history lesson cuz what wait what? You didn't know
[02:18:56]that Stalin liberated more concentration camps than the American side did. The Red Army was
[02:19:09]the ultimate Nazi killing machine. The Nazis and their collaborators would run to the American
[02:19:18]forces because they were fucking terrified to be captured by the Soviets. Okay? Are you
[02:19:26]kidding me? They would literally run to the America side. The Nazis would run to the Americans
[02:19:35]And perhaps they were right to do so because we all know what happened in West Germany.
[02:19:41]Americans put the Nazis back in charge.
[02:19:45]Elevated some Nazi generals to the highest ranks.
[02:19:48]They put them in NATO.
[02:19:54]Stalin was just as bad.
[02:19:55]We learned that Stalin was very bad.
[02:19:57]Stalin was just as bad as Hitler.
[02:19:58]Yeah, it's fucking bullshit.
[02:19:59]It's fucking bullshit.
[02:20:04]It is objectively untrue.
[02:20:08]It's unbelievably disrespectful.
[02:20:12]It's also just not true, okay?
[02:20:16]There are many things that you can criticize, Thalanova, you could say he's paranoid.
[02:20:20]You could say there was tremendous repression, maybe some growing pains, but a lot of excesses,
[02:20:26]nonetheless, rustification initiatives that were an abject failure, okay?
[02:20:32]initiatives that led to widespread famine, mismanagement. But there's one thing you can
[02:20:38]never say about Joseph Stalin, and that is that he was in any way shape or form the equivalent
[02:20:45]of Adolf fucking Hitler. Okay? He was the great Nazi annihilator. Never forget that. That is the truth.
[02:21:02]Do not be afraid, I'm in the Colonel, the Soviet Army and a Jew.
[02:21:08]We have come to liberate you.
[02:21:09]You know what the funniest part about it is?
[02:21:13]The Nazis would always say, this is cultural Bolshevism or Judeo Bolshevism, not cultural
[02:21:20]Bolshevism.
[02:21:21]Judeo Bolshevism, they said, just like the Nazis now say, Islamo-communism.
[02:21:25]Okay?
[02:21:26]That's what they used to say.
[02:21:29]The association was that the Soviets were Jews, they killed white people, you know, millions
[02:21:35]of white people were murdered in the revolution.
[02:21:40]The modern version of Judeo-Bolshevism is cultural Marxism.
[02:21:43]That's the way that these reactionaries now refer to it as.
[02:21:48]Or they say Islamoleftism in France, Islamogochism, or they say Islamocommunism, things like that.
[02:21:57]The in-group, out-group dynamic has changed a little bit, right?
[02:22:23]The idea that there is any fucking equivocation, any equivalence between Stalin and Hitler
[02:22:28]is fucked up.
[02:22:30]It's unbelievable.
[02:22:31]I don't even make that equivalence between Churchill and Hitler, okay?
[02:22:37]And Churchill implemented a deliberate famine.
[02:22:40]And even then, there's no equivalence between Churchill and Adolf Hitler.
[02:22:46]Even if Churchill and Hitler had a lot of shared ideals about the superiority of certain
[02:22:52]groups
[02:22:54]That Stalin certainly did not have
[02:22:59]And even then there is no equivalence there is no equivalence whatsoever between Adolf Hitler and any
[02:23:06]In the Allied front, okay
[02:23:11]Yeah, Churchill was a fucking hugely racist guy
[02:23:14]Are you kidding me will read anything that he's ever written?
[02:23:17]And you will very quickly arrive at the conclusion that it was genuinely shocking that he aligned not with the Nazis
[02:23:24]But against the Nazis, okay, it's just it's but there's no equivalence between Adolf Hitler and Churchill either
[02:23:35]None whatsoever
[02:23:40]Stalin analysis from an old Georgian man. Oh, yeah, this is really funny
[02:23:44]Stalin shot my great-grandfather sir.
[02:23:48]Stalin was a great man.
[02:23:56]He wouldn't have killed your grandpa without reason.
[02:24:05]He probably deserved it, right?
[02:24:12]Listen, again, this is not a defense of the excesses.
[02:24:23]I'm not doing that at all.
[02:24:25]I'm just simply talking about the comparison between Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin.
[02:24:31]There is no comparison, okay?
[02:24:35]Oh, I saw this clip, Finklestein comparing Abe Foxman to Hitler.
[02:24:44]I'm not going to do that, right?
[02:24:45]As Abe Foxman died, I'm not trying to get on fucking Fox news.
[02:24:49]Okay.
[02:24:50]Norm, Norm is, listen, Norm is the, is the son of a Holocaust survivors.
[02:24:57]Okay.
[02:24:58]He, he takes certain liberties that I myself as a, as a man by the name of Hassan who was
[02:25:03]being getting called an anti-Semite, a vicious anti-Semite cannot take with my language."
[02:25:18]Yeah, Norm is in some ways the OG edgy poster in many ways actually.
[02:25:25]You drew BB as Hitler? Yeah, I mean, I can do that. Yeah, that's, that's, it did endlessly,
[02:25:36]more appropriate. So, yeah, how the fuck do we get to Stalin liberated in the camps? Oh,
[02:25:48]because I read one reply and it, it bricked me.
[02:25:53]So yeah, let's, let's move on from this.
[02:25:55]We'll look at Trump's manic posting in a second later.
No but don't be surprised when he does. Odds are it'll be some garbage about "muh American Empire will fall and I loveeeeeeeeeeeeeee China, North Korea, and Cuba!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!" with a grand total of 0 citations and 30,000+ words of retarded sperging. I'd imagine that anything he writes without the extensive help of Ai or an editor would get torn to shreds on twitter with the hour of its release.
He'd likely just pass it off to someone else to ghostwrite and give them the vaguest instructions on the topic. "Eh, just make it about socialism, or something, I don't know. Anyway, I'm off to DC for a gala event with a bunch of celebrities so I can't stick around to help write anything."
From May 12, 2026, Hasan passionately defends Stalin from being compared to Hitler. He'll have you know that it's actually Churchill who has more in common with Hitler.
Stalin was also responsible for one of the worst man-made famines in history (the Soviet famine of 1930 to 1933) that killed millions (between 5.7 to 8.7 millions) and starved tens of millions (between 50 million to 70 million starved but survived) in Ukraine, Southern Russia and in Central Asia together (the most affected area, Kazakhstan saw around 40% of its people die, the percentage of Kazakhs in Kazakhstan went down from 60% to 38%). The Soviets also violently put down revolts in several of the affected regions.
Since Hasan brings up Hitler, let's compare to German related events and plans, like the Hunger Plan, the mass starvation of Soviet POWs (from 5.7 millions held in German captivity, over 3.3 million would died, mostly of starvation and disease), the siege of Leningrad (1 million people died from starvation), the famines in occupied Poland, Greece, in the Netherlands. In fact, you could argue that Stalin was worse than Hitler, since less people died of starvation in famines caused by the Germans than the ones caused by the Soviets, especially since the former happened during wartime while the latter happened during peacetime.
Now, let's compare Bengal famine of 1943, the one that's commonly attributed to Churchill, between 800k to 3.8 million people died in that famine. An important thing to note about this famine is that a significant part of the deaths have been attributed to outbreaks of malaria and cholera. The famine itself also occurred due to a multitude of reasons, not simply due the colonial policies of the British (and the wartime policies they implemented to keep the armed forces supplied), the Japanese invasion of Burma lead to the loss of a significant amount of rice cultivation areas (it didn't help that the Brits were fearing a Japanese invasion of Bengal and implemented a scorched earth policy in some areas), the rice cultivated in these areas was usually sent to Bengal to offset the deficit present in Bengal, a significant amount of refugees were streaming into Bengal, this lead to the outbreaks of cholera, these outbreaks particularly decimated refugee camps, the Japanese air raids also regularly affected logistics in Bengal, attacking railways to merchant shipping.
On top of all that, Bengal in 1942 also suffered one of the worst cycle of natural disasters in the region's history, from a terrible cyclone, to massive floods and plant diseases that lead to titanic damages to the agricultural areas of the region.
Unlike the other mentioned famines, a number of relief efforts were implemented by both the British government and by private citizens from India and other areas of the British empire, these measures ranged from agricultural loans to farmers, switching lands dedicated to others crop to rice production, direct distribution of grain and other foodstuffs directly by British soldiers. These measures were successful (not without some hiccups due to corruption and nepotism) and by December of 1943 and January of 1944 food relief efforts were finalized.
TLR: Only a mental midget like Hasan could compare Hitler to Churchill and come up with the conclusion that Churchill and Hitler had more in common than Stalin and Hitler.
He'd likely just pass it off to someone else to ghostwrite and give them the vaguest instructions on the topic. "Eh, just make it about socialism, or something, I don't know. Anyway, I'm off to DC for a gala event with a bunch of celebrities so I can't stick around to help write anything."
Update, Jack Cocchiarella got a photo with Hasan Piker. Seeing some conservatives dunking on Hasan for the usual line about how he lives a pretty luxurious life despite his political ideology. Kind of crazy that NONE of the conservative influencers are making any mention of this story and it seems like basically no one more mainstream on the right or left is discussing his dark past of sex abuse allegations. For anyone who didn't see my original post, here's the reporting from the NHJournal on this subject: https://nhjournal.com/newsom-to-app...d-from-dartmouth-dems-over-misconduct-claims/ View attachment 9002625View attachment 9002632
Hasan, like a cockroach, hives with his fellow vermin. I think in large part it's due to him being a relative nobody. While yeah it's pretty fucked up journalism does not prioritize doing what's right. It prioritizes making money.
It's not even a muh capitalistism thing, the entire media machine runs off an exposure economy. So unless Newsom himself was part of a ring with this guy, I doubt it'd make the papers in El Paso.
Even in the Gen Z political sphere he's not Harry Sisson or Dean Withers. He's even less than those hacks.
On this Hasan apologist video: I watched a good chunk of the end part about him, and it's not the worst, not great. People love to lie, exaggerate and take things out of context on the Internet, including here, including Hasan, and obviously about Hasan.
The problem about about Hasan is that he's an extremely self conscious and thoroughly dishonest person who rarely speaks unfiltered unless he gets so worked up he's telling us how much he hates everyone.
Taking a clip of Hasan f.ex telling Ethan that he's totally opposed to political concentration camps means very little by itself since he's a spineless liar who rarely can form a single coherent point if he's challenged.
Instead to understand Hasan we have to try to interpret him more widely, and honestly, when I try to boil his beliefs down I don't see a socialist or a communist or something like that. All I see is a general vague anti-westernism. Maybe most symbolized by his extreme simping for China. When pressed for what he he saw as his closest to an ideal government by the Triggernometry guys, this absolute moron answers (with a ton of qualifiers) China. So what exactly is it that makes China better than western countries in Hasan's mind? Because it can't be that it's better to be poor, or a minority etc. What he actually likes is that they are an opposition to the west. If I thought Hasan had some coherent ideology when I see him excuse China's imperialism (like in Tibet), downplay what happens in Xinjiang, say Taiwan and China is one country, and downplay striking down the protests in HK, while basically saying he would be okay with political persecutions (but oh no, totally not with camps) and having nothing but bile to say about western liberalism, I would say he wanted some kind of national socialism. But I actually just think he's an insecure retard who's looking for attention and has a hate boner for the west and white people.
It's an obvious euphemism for Jew, so obvious that I have to assume that anyone saying otherwise is being intentionally dishonest. Hasan and his defenders almost always make things worse with their borderline denial of reality. I could go on a long rant about 'imagine if it was White vs. loves Crown Chicken!' but that would be a waste. None of these people have any principles and they deserve the thousands of pages of scrutiny and mockery that they have. Fellating either of them is beyond pathetic.
I can not be the only one who finds the "OMG HASAN IS SO HOT" narrative to be a bit weird, I mean by left wing mutant standards sure but to me he looks like a gay man, he looks attractive in the sense a gay man would want to be. He kind of looks like Nick Fuentes if you traded 20 IQ points for a few cycles of steroids.
I listened to that video, it made good points backed up with evidence.
You didn't because Hasanabi bad, cognitive dissonance is getting way too high.
Oh, he shocked his dog too you know.
The last part is a retarded strawman and you know it. Pull your head out of your arse or just shut up about a video you clearly didn't listen to or watch.
I can not be the only one who finds the "OMG HASAN IS SO HOT" narrative to be a bit weird, I mean by left wing mutant standards sure but to me he looks like a gay man, he looks attractive in the sense a gay man would want to be. He kind of looks like Nick Fuentes if you traded 20 IQ points for a few cycles of steroids.
The waters are too muddy for this. There are two aspects to it:
1) The average democrat male is extremely mid and/or out of shape because it attracts the type of guy who needs to appease or simp women. So Hasan is competing against a far weaker field in his niche
2) Hasan's politics pander to terminally online women who will cheerlead for him
3) Having e-fame and attention makes you attractive to women regardless of looks, which is how absolute goons like Destiny and Asmongold are able to pull attractive women they never normally would be able to. This also applies to Hasan, though I think he's probably better looking than Destiny at minimum. Asmongold just doesn't take care of himself, so it's hard to say but probably also him too
"I AM A GODDAMN MUSLIM AMERICAN"
"I am white. I say that I am white. I am white. I say I'm white all the time. I love white. I am white myself. I am not offended by cracker, I am white. You say I really hate white people? I am white."
" I after all, am not muslim. Nor am I from the muslim world."
"Black people care about this, black people care about that. Shut the fuck up."
"I have no support. I've got you, my chat. That's it. I'm so alone."
"Fuck Jake Tapper. Fuck Mike Lawler. Fuck Josh Gottheimer. Bought and paid for by Israel."
"Please sue? I'm gonna fucking end the broadcast right now I think. If one more dumbfuck in my chat says please sue, I'm gonna end it all. I'm gonna end my life."
"Your parents think I'm an anti semite?"
"I'm professional misunderstood, all the god damn time."
"I'm top 50 most viewed in April? If I'm even on this list at all. Oh, I am, at the end."
@Farm Hand posted about this on the Hasan thread already (you will be reading this a lot). Here's the post in detail. Hasan's actual point was that Republicans like Mike Johnson don't care about Medicaid fraud. The agree is a technicality (another thing you will read a lot on this post) as "kill Rick Scott" has effectively gotten the "in Minecraft" treatment. It now denotes that he conducts himself differently on stream than he does on Xitter (where people outside his community can chime in more easily).
This is a lot more complicated than it seems. On one, Ethan did over blow it. On the other, the Ayyrabs podcast (the people that made the tier list in a very empty and manufactured panel at Twitchcon 2024) had a clear intent to place an Israeli brand of hummus as inauthentic, or "too white" to be properly middle eastern. MikefromPA and even one of the hosts were picked for the Loves Sabra tier and they took it about as nicely as a domesticated leftie can by being called a cracker. The tier list was about using the word "habibi" and who could use it as if it was a race specific term rather than friend in Arabic. It was a joke way of implying who was and who wasn't in the in-crowd of self appointed Arab creators. While Ethan of all people (proud ranker of white people slurs) doesn't get to bitch about it, the Ayyrabs guys knew exactly what they were doing. EDIT: Specially as Denims took to calling Ethan a zionist in this panel.
Dude, is this the first time you have seen his crocodile tears? He cries very often for the camera (like that time in Leftovers) and he managed to squeeze at least three puff pieces of Kirk's passing (The New York Times, Mother Jones and Politico). If I'm not mistaken, he even released an op-ed about what he was going to say on the debate they were going to have. If anything he milked his death as much as it was allowed for a leftie.
R: Only a mental midget like Hasan could compare Hitler to Churchill and come up with the conclusion that Churchill and Hitler had more in common than Stalin and Hitler.
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