💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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Y'all mad about this dude shocking his dog supposedly but what about the people makin jokes about it?

Wild shit
Hasan would have loved nothing more than for this entire debacle to be swept under the rug and have no one talk about it, the jokes are a constant reminder for him that everyone knows what he is. Also it goes a long way towards showing normies who aren't watching Twitch 24/7 what a piece of shit this guy is so maybe he won't get the chance to brain wash their children. Kaya can't read or understand the jokes anyway so not sure what the big deal is.
 
Some rando on twitter posted this and I found it funny. Hasan is balding in the back and this was their progression. The Norwood Reaper is coming for him.

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Proof men always look better with hair.
 
This guy doesn't care about anything he's saying, there's no passion behind the eyes, just a calculating stare, considering what the next "right" thing to say is.
Having had the displeasure of knowing about Hasan since back when he was buttering up Destiny to get his twitch fame, that was one of the first things I reacted to when it came to him - even when he’s trying to be animated, basically screaming, his eyes still look dead.

His voice does get high in a funny way though. Not as many mic tricks nor as much of a second puberty as Maldavius Figtree, but he’s deliberately frying his voice constantly
 
Does anyone else remember the deluge of articles in mainstream publications acting like she was a modern-day philosopher who just happened to suck dicks for money? They seem to have mostly been around 2009, I haven't bothered to actually reread any of them, but I do distinctly remember these weird articles from when I was in high school and even as a teenager my thoughts were "she seems to just make very surface level references to well-known philosophers".
Lol, yes. IMG_7029.jpeg
 
the idea that he just arbitrarily decides to put the shock collar on the dog on some days and not on others makes zero sense considering Hasan clearly put on that same collar on October 8th in his attempt to demonstrate that the collar in question was just a "vibration collar", if it were just a regular collar then why would he reach for the remote as he's reprimanding her for moving? why did he show off a collar she wasn't wearing? i'm not going to be charitable to this disgusting roach and chalk it up to his retardation when all his evasiveness and obfuscation of the truth can be attributed to him being a duplicitous abusive asshole instead.

the collar he's shown the day after is the one Kaya was wearing, the only reason he's now trying to backpedal is because it exposed him when at the time he thought it would clear him.
Also consider that it takes a couple days for Kaya's "training" (ie learned helplessness) to fail and for him to have to start over and we've seen him complain about that multiple times, usually in the context of him going on vacation and his mother allowing her to walk around "like a cow" (a creature raised and slaughtered for human consumption and famously not living lives of luxury), but recently in the form of him going light on the punishment and neglect because of the increased scrutiny on October 9th or 10th.

There's absolutely no way that he doesn't keep that collar on almost all the time.


Somewhere in this thread someone linked to an article of Hasans college friend being accused (maybe even charged? I cant remember) with rape along with a picture of Hasan and the rapist in question posing together. I tried to find the post but searching "friend rape" in this thread brought up too many posts for me to comb through and I'm too retarded to find it. Maybe a stronger autist than me can find it.
Damilare Sonoiki is the friend's name. And Hasan wasn't friends with him in college, Damilare went to a way better school than Rutgers. He was kicked out of Harvard over rape accusations, but not convicted, and to be fair this was in an era where some truly bullshit rape claims would get young men expelled with no chance to fight back. However, what he was convicted of was insider trading and the fact that he would do that and be friends with Hasan "Off the bed? 1000 volts through your head" Piker make it easy to believe the rape accusations.

Hasan is pretending that he's in on the joke again. (LSF)
Hasan’s failed cover-up of shocking Kaya is a big joke now apparently [lxqisyqdwovf1].mp4
The other guy here is comedian Gianmarco Soresi, who went on to watch the NYC mayoral debate with Hasan.
Has Hasan ever had a funny comedian on his stream?
 
I remember seeing a clip with some guy (I'm not really sure if he's even a comedian) that basically kept insulting Hasan and he just awkwardly took it and put up no fight whatsoever. That was pretty funny.
Was it the fat, bald guy with the mustache? Unfortunately, that was the only funny thing Stavros Halkias has ever done and he tends to kiss Hasan's ass, that was an unusual moment of him making light fun of Hasan's tendency to pretend to be younger than he is. And of course he had to make fun of an actual comedian in order to do it.
 
Was it the fat, bald guy with the mustache? Unfortunately, that was the only funny thing Stavros Halkias has ever done and he tends to kiss Hasan's ass, that was an unusual moment of him making light fun of Hasan's tendency to pretend to be younger than he is. And of course he had to make fun of an actual comedian in order to do it.
Yeah, that was the one. I just saw a brief clip or two. I don't have the tolerance to watch Hasan any longer than that.
 
Some rando on twitter posted this and I found it funny. Hasan is balding in the back and this was their progression. The Norwood Reaper is coming for him.
HE'S MAD.
HE'S BALDING!
HE'S MALDING!
 
Hasan has now become a honorary woman, claiming all his haters are misogynists and "women are the only group of people who get it as hard as he does, if not worse":


https://www.reddit.com/r/Livestream.../hasan_claims_all_his_haters_are_misogynists/

Credit to LSF redditors for clipping this shit because I don't think anyone in this thread would have the stomach to actually watch him.
 
Hasan is balding in the back and this was their progression.
In one of his first streams back after ShockGate (the one where he was late and had just gotten his photo taken for a magazine- I think for his upcoming Reporter article), he would. Not. Stop. Combing his hands through his hair. It's like he was desperately trying to keep the strands on. Ironically, that shit is gonna give him traction baldness, too.
 
Hasan surely goes to a professional barber to have his beard styled/trimmed to enhance his cheekbones and jawline. When he is fully facing the camera, there a false shadow below his natural cheekbones, giving the impression of a slimmer face.

Hasan's natural hair color isn't the shiny, glossy, black he shows on stream, it's actually a dirt brown just like his mustache!
Yes, I think he is also wearing some make-up foundation almost all the time now and on-top of dying his hair he also used something like toppik hair fiber shit to fill in and hide his rapidly thinning hair. Also he abuses dogs and gets off on puppies being scared and hurt. What a faggot.
 
Was it the fat, bald guy with the mustache? Unfortunately, that was the only funny thing Stavros Halkias has ever done and he tends to kiss Hasan's ass, that was an unusual moment of him making light fun of Hasan's tendency to pretend to be younger than he is. And of course he had to make fun of an actual comedian in order to do it.
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HELL yea dude.
 
He's melting down because lying seemingly doesn't work this time; says he hates his whole identity:

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I coped this off of LSF: https://www.reddit.com/r/Livestream...an_is_crashing_out_saying_he_would_have_gone/
So vindicating watching this insufferable douchebag meltdown because parts of his retarded fanbase have finally seen the fucking light.
YES HASAN LET THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOU, YOU HIDEOUS DETESTABLE FAGGOT
 
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