💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Why would you want Jack to cheat on his diet? If he starts eating the way he does when he isn't dieting, he's liable to lose weight. Jack's entire belief system is window dressing for a moral compass that points exclusively toward food as a reward earned for all those good deeds he goes out of his way to tell us about, and this deeply held religious conviction doesn't permit loved ones to come between him and his food (except for when they do, and he pouts forever like the little bitch he is).
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"I WILL DELETE ANY MISINFORMATION" = "I WILL DELETE ANYTHING CONTRADICTORY" also I guess we can rule out speech to text like most old fucks use, because it wouldn't output non-words like "monitory" (lol) or make basic grammar mistakes (affects =/= effects you fucking mongoloid).
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Drunk Jack would be utterly insufferable but moreso. He'd go on long gurgles about the demoncrats and the guberment and the messicans and got knows whatever else is pissing him off that particular cycle. The posts he makes while presumably sober are already alcoholic boomer tier. Alcohol would be pouring water on that grease fire.
Yes but it's nice to see a slightly more impartial second party try the food. A biased judge like Jack will always say "mm it's gud" but a sane person might say "this tastes like complete dogshit" or give actual feedback. A Youtuber like Sip and Feast has his kid son and wife taste the food.
Note that I said sane. Tammy just says "mm gud" like Jack, so sometimes you're just shit out of luck for honest feedback if everyone around you is retarded.
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Urgh, “DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH” - but only on Boomer Book. I’m okay with people having concerns about vaccines if they are based on something other than stupid ideas that the “clot shot” let’s “da Jews” control our miiiinds through 5G towers or some shit. Why does everyone have an aunt like this?
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Jack considers having AI hallucinate at him "research."
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Maybe you should have done some research instead of giving a hundred grand to some street shitter on Facebook pretending to be a gold dealer, you dumb cunt.
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I love those "do your own research" when the level of research these idiots do is a five minute Google search and only focus on the bits that match their bias.
It's a fact that we're here only because of vaccines.
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Vaccine injury is a legitimate concern, but I know that they aren't talking about that.
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There really are some vaccine-injured people, and they shouldn’t be lumped in with these fucking lumps.
This is probably the best post I have ever seen.
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I love how it's always the unhealthiest dysgenic fat freaks with a BMI higher than what their normal weight should be in KG to bitch and seethe about vaccines.
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It's the autocorrected typos and capslock that annoy me most of all, It's the quintessential boomerpost.
What's the point? We get the same "gud" review of the flavor either way and traditionally Jack's primary measures of a restaurant's quality are all things he can judge without even having to place an order(parking lot, aesthetic, prices, portion sizes especially with regards to meat). Off the top of my head the main quality I can think of that jack judges that he would actually need to get his hand(s) on the food for is to see if the marina is warm or not but even that doesn't require him to taste it. While I personally have a bit of a lax view on poop touchers this is still something that would decrease the quality of the milk without even improving the genuine quality of the content.
Anything forced suddenly and on a mass scale is a concern due to lack of control group and back up population, Even discount the possibility of malicious motivations it still greatly increases the damage that would be done by factory contamination. This is doubly so when it's an industry that's immune from liability.
His food channel was never legitimate. The man has the taste buds of a toddler and knows nothing about food except how much he can get for his dollar. Additionally, even though he only films Tammy eating the food, he's fucked up on more than one occasion now clearly showing himself eating shit that isn't carnivore(fucked that up in the first week) and showing additional food sitting off to the side and refusing to film his own plate because he's a liar and Tammy knows it.
Just think of the stupid pizza ATM video. Do you really believe he didn't try choking down a half a pizza on the drive home, and that tammy ate both of those pizzas by herself? Come on. Or the pizzas from dominos and little caesars where Fatty counted the pepperoni but didn't actually count weight or anything and claimed he was doing investigative research while Tammy only ate half of each? Or his mysterious need to take a recipe that could easily feed 6-8 people and still needing to make a "dubbabatch"?
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There's always going to be people hurt by medicines that are safe for everybody else because we're not all the same. This is why the vaccine courts were invented.
Back in the day, I think it was the pertussis vaccine, a lot of people got sick afterwards. And we're talking high fevers, mild symptoms but it went away because it was a live virus vaccine. But people freaked out and sued the vaccine makers out of business. There was something like 20 of them in the US. There's now only 5 or something like that. The government said, "we can't let this go on" because if they did we'd have nobody left to make vaccines. So they created the vaccine courts because we're not monsters and it's possible for somebody to get injured from a vaccine that helped tens of thousands of people.
But conspiritards treat this as 100% proof that vaccines are bad.
Basically stupid people believe stupid things.
But conspiritards treat this as 100% proof that vaccines are bad.
Basically stupid people believe stupid things.
They're immune from liability because if they were sued out of business we'd have nobody around to make medicines or vaccines.
Or he'll pretend to only have eaten the toppings like he and Hammy did when they first started "Profile by Sandford".
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Imitation crab, raw tilapia, and teriyaki salmon bites on a marinara sauce base and covered in a fuckton of cheese. One of the more disgusting things he's ever made. It's gud!
He sent Jack Jr. a photo of the finished product and Cali said he'd be right over to try a slice.
You can't really tell that there's fish under there so Junior was probably like wtf
Imitation crab, raw tilapia, and teriyaki salmon bites on a marinara sauce base and covered in a fuckton of cheese. One of the more disgusting things he's ever made. It's gud!
He sent Jack Jr. a photo of the finished product and Cali said he'd be right over to try a slice.
You can't really tell that there's fish under there so Junior was probably like wtf
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Jack, release the list! Hiding his biometrics since July of last year? Let's see that log of weight/bp/sugar, Jack!
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Fiery fish pizza, TWU.
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His main concern is whether they allow some fat disgusting fucking oaf to harass their other patrons and film them without their consent. Guaranteed bad review if they tell this freak that they're a restaurant, not a freak show, and to turn that thing the fuck off or get out.
Underdone and pig disgusting, and also done completely wrong. You should use a white sauce for seafood pizza, and actually, you just shouldn't make seafood pizza at all. Fresh tomatoes are okay but not a traditional red pizza sauce.
The only fish that should be on a red sauce pizza are anchovies or maybe deens.
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I wouldn't go that far, I think the idea of a bouillabaisse inspired pizza could work well. Honestly I think it would fix my main things I disliked about the dish.
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Jack eating his seafood pizza upside down. I don't think I can chalk this up to him being a dumbass, I suspect it's intentional. Similar to the reason he eats a burger sideways, so the meat and fillings touch his tongue first, he's probably applying the same principle here. Any other instances of upsidedown pizzas?
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There's a new(-ish) F As In Frank. It's a real hateful slog. Once again, Jack and Charles -- whose mother physically and psychologically abused them, at times denying them water, food and friends -- unite to discuss how much they hate women. I'm sure there is no connection.
Below I'll share and comment on the shorts Jack made from it.
Be warned: Charles Scalfani deeply despises women. He hates them so much it's a miracle he hasn't yet honor-murdered his female wife and female daughter for insufficiently worshipping him. It's therefore not possible to comment on his obvious mental instability without seeming as what I am: someone who thinks women have a right to exist and be happy. If that rankles you, don't read.
For whatever it's worth, he is also a huge asshole when it comes to his expectations of men. It's equally embarrassing and I'm sure to call this out too.
For some reason, though, it means nothing to him that so many (logical? fact-driven?) men disagreed with the anti-suffrage viewpoint that, spoiler alert, suffrage was granted. Hm.
Charles -- who spends his free time bitching into the void with his disabled brother on a dead channel -- calls other men "effeminate beta males" if they don't vote how he wants them to.
Let's pretend that tomorrow, a liberal movement started that demanded women be considered more earnestly for higher-ranking positions in the military, and demanded they be put on the front lines of U.S. action in foreign lands. Jack and Jimmy would be the first people to shout that women don't have the mind for military tactics, and don't have the physicality to be on the front line.
I don't want women to vote if they can't get drafted is a distraction. Jack and Jimmy are just too pussy (ironically) to end their sentence five words sooner.
¹ Women are woke, and Trump is not woke, yet Trump does not win either election if millions of women do not vote for him. Fascinating!
Charles sheepishly admits his own company has an HR department, but his HR department is cool, you guys, because it exists solely to help him understand his benefits -- not to be "Nazis" who tell him "how to email" and "how to talk and stuff." Fortunately, Charles's seething hatred of HR doesn't at all make him look like the exact kind of raging, delusional asshole² whom HR would frequently receive complaints about.
² His own brother Jim has called him this repeatedly. Jim is not perfect, but he's presented a wealth of evidence for this opinion.
Charles also notes that HR didn't exist until women entered the workforce, which is incorrect.
It might not have been called "Human Resources" at the time, but departments dedicated solely to the people that made a place run -- their paychecks, their general safety, making sure they didn't join those pesky unions, etc. -- existed by the late 1800s. And, gasp, those departments were largely run by men, because women didn't really start working in the U.S. until the early 1900s, and even then were only teachers, nurses, maids, etc.
But I'll give Charles this: Nazis are the reason no one likes him. WWII left huge holes in the American workforce that women had to fill. Those women went on to have children and grandchildren -- some of whom were born female! And now they work in HR, pestering him to please stop cussing people out on work calls (as we'll explore in a later story).
I'll editorialize: This is why people say 'feminism' can help everyone. Because fuckers like Charles don't even realize how ridiculously short they sell men by doubting their ability to educate and care.
My most empathetic teachers in high school -- the ones who granted me the grace I so desperately needed -- were male. When I broke a bone that kept me from playing sports, and sat on the gurney thing fighting back tears, my male nurse got me tissues, successfully made me feel better by explaining how fast I would heal, and stayed with me until my eyes were dry enough that I could leave in a non-embarrassing way.
Charles also pines for the social clubs of old, when men could be men, separate from women.³ Society has fallen in part because "the genders are all jammed together" now.
Apparently it is not possible for Charles to have a small group of same-gender friends (as we all do) and simply hang out with them -- drink, laugh, order pizza, play video games, bitch about work, tell dirty jokes, jerk off with beef tallow, whatever. It only counts if every man present is reenacting some sepia-toned New Yorker comic, tuxedo-clad with a pocket watch, bellowing like a feudal lord in a smoke-filled backroom à la the Monopoly Man or William Howard Taft.
We lost our way as a species when we started letting men and women coexist in bars: talking and laughing together of their own free will.
³ Strip clubs exist. As do fraternities, lodges and fraternal orders.
And gay bars, but that might be more Jack's speed, given his choice.
Lastly, Charles VERY angrily monologues about how women need to never, EVER speak around him at work. Cursing every other word, he explains how inappropriate it is when female colleagues respond to his ideas by trying to invite opinions from other people -- people like "Susie the secretary," despite the fact that:
He is therefore left with no option but to peddle an obviously fake narrative about how dumb bitches be dumb because they keep asking "secretaries" to weigh in on technical issues, which never happened and never would.
Society has also been ruined by women "moving into male roles" in "business, politics, movies" and so on.⁴ "Everywhere women go, they leave a disaster in their wake."
⁴ Business: 10% of CEOs are women. Politics: 25% of senators are women. Movies: 16% of directors are women, and in 63% of movies women don't even speak.
Mind you, Charles is saying this to a male cripple who has never been the breadwinner of his home. Whose wife has worked in accounting for decades (an extremely male field, historically speaking) to support the family that her no-skill ape of a husband cannot. Inshallah.
As always with a Scalfani, there are two layers of idiocy at work.
The first is factual: It's just not accurate to say only males helped bring about the technological advancements that led to IVF, sperm banks, etc. (Charles is a genius but doesn't know how to use Google and Wikipedia?)
The second is rhetorical: Even if he were correct -- let's say every single thing in the known universe was invented by a guy -- it wouldn't invalidate some random person's correct assertion that pregnancy can now happen without sex.
(Bonus third layer: Not that it even matters! Most women hope to become mothers someday, and most hope to achieve motherhood in the natural way!)
Last point: Charles's daughter is in the workforce. Not "the home." And she's not a nurse or a teacher -- she's a software engineer, like him. And she works for her father! So, in Charles's mind, it seems some women are not inherently evil if they have agency and live the life of their choosing.
Below I'll share and comment on the shorts Jack made from it.
Be warned: Charles Scalfani deeply despises women. He hates them so much it's a miracle he hasn't yet honor-murdered his female wife and female daughter for insufficiently worshipping him. It's therefore not possible to comment on his obvious mental instability without seeming as what I am: someone who thinks women have a right to exist and be happy. If that rankles you, don't read.
For whatever it's worth, he is also a huge asshole when it comes to his expectations of men. It's equally embarrassing and I'm sure to call this out too.
Charles thinks "most women" vote stupidly because they vote based on how things make them feel -- while "most men" vote based on logic and facts. He also thinks it's a massive gotcha that even some women pre-suffrage thought that women shouldn't be granted the right to vote.
For some reason, though, it means nothing to him that so many (logical? fact-driven?) men disagreed with the anti-suffrage viewpoint that, spoiler alert, suffrage was granted. Hm.
Jack wants women to be drafted. He half-snarls something about them putting "their butts on the line" -- I presume the implied rest of the thought is "if some of them are going to keep voting in ways I don't like." Point me to one Scalfani male who has ever served our country in wartime, and I will personally report to my first ICE patrol.
Charles -- who spends his free time bitching into the void with his disabled brother on a dead channel -- calls other men "effeminate beta males" if they don't vote how he wants them to.
Jack again says he wants women to register to be drafted if they want to be able to vote. He relays that his shitbird cousin Jimmy wants the same.
Let's pretend that tomorrow, a liberal movement started that demanded women be considered more earnestly for higher-ranking positions in the military, and demanded they be put on the front lines of U.S. action in foreign lands. Jack and Jimmy would be the first people to shout that women don't have the mind for military tactics, and don't have the physicality to be on the front line.
I don't want women to vote if they can't get drafted is a distraction. Jack and Jimmy are just too pussy (ironically) to end their sentence five words sooner.
Charles tells us that "woke has ruined nearly everything" because women are woke¹, which is why HR departments (which usually have more women than men) are "the worst of the worst."
¹ Women are woke, and Trump is not woke, yet Trump does not win either election if millions of women do not vote for him. Fascinating!
Charles sheepishly admits his own company has an HR department, but his HR department is cool, you guys, because it exists solely to help him understand his benefits -- not to be "Nazis" who tell him "how to email" and "how to talk and stuff." Fortunately, Charles's seething hatred of HR doesn't at all make him look like the exact kind of raging, delusional asshole² whom HR would frequently receive complaints about.
² His own brother Jim has called him this repeatedly. Jim is not perfect, but he's presented a wealth of evidence for this opinion.
Charles also notes that HR didn't exist until women entered the workforce, which is incorrect.
It might not have been called "Human Resources" at the time, but departments dedicated solely to the people that made a place run -- their paychecks, their general safety, making sure they didn't join those pesky unions, etc. -- existed by the late 1800s. And, gasp, those departments were largely run by men, because women didn't really start working in the U.S. until the early 1900s, and even then were only teachers, nurses, maids, etc.
But I'll give Charles this: Nazis are the reason no one likes him. WWII left huge holes in the American workforce that women had to fill. Those women went on to have children and grandchildren -- some of whom were born female! And now they work in HR, pestering him to please stop cussing people out on work calls (as we'll explore in a later story).
Charles tells us that "women ruin everything when they come into traditionally male spaces," and the same is true for when men enter female spaces. (He's so fair, this guy.) He says teaching and nursing tap into "female qualities," which is why that's the work that women traditionally did. Jack, the biggest brother-simp who ever lived, thinks this is an excellent point.
I'll editorialize: This is why people say 'feminism' can help everyone. Because fuckers like Charles don't even realize how ridiculously short they sell men by doubting their ability to educate and care.
My most empathetic teachers in high school -- the ones who granted me the grace I so desperately needed -- were male. When I broke a bone that kept me from playing sports, and sat on the gurney thing fighting back tears, my male nurse got me tissues, successfully made me feel better by explaining how fast I would heal, and stayed with me until my eyes were dry enough that I could leave in a non-embarrassing way.
I understand the word "nurse" is irretrievably lady-coded at this point, but who does Charles think was nursing soldiers back to health for 99% of human history?
Bathing them, feeding them, dressing their wounds, medicating them? Sitting by them at night? Listening to them talk about their families back home? Telling them it was OK if they went to the bathroom, no need to be embarrassed, I am here for you?
It was dudes caring for dudes, man! There is nothing gendered about the skill of moving someone from "injured" to "healed."
Bathing them, feeding them, dressing their wounds, medicating them? Sitting by them at night? Listening to them talk about their families back home? Telling them it was OK if they went to the bathroom, no need to be embarrassed, I am here for you?
It was dudes caring for dudes, man! There is nothing gendered about the skill of moving someone from "injured" to "healed."
Charles also pines for the social clubs of old, when men could be men, separate from women.³ Society has fallen in part because "the genders are all jammed together" now.
Apparently it is not possible for Charles to have a small group of same-gender friends (as we all do) and simply hang out with them -- drink, laugh, order pizza, play video games, bitch about work, tell dirty jokes, jerk off with beef tallow, whatever. It only counts if every man present is reenacting some sepia-toned New Yorker comic, tuxedo-clad with a pocket watch, bellowing like a feudal lord in a smoke-filled backroom à la the Monopoly Man or William Howard Taft.
We lost our way as a species when we started letting men and women coexist in bars: talking and laughing together of their own free will.
³ Strip clubs exist. As do fraternities, lodges and fraternal orders.
And gay bars, but that might be more Jack's speed, given his choice.
Lastly, Charles VERY angrily monologues about how women need to never, EVER speak around him at work. Cursing every other word, he explains how inappropriate it is when female colleagues respond to his ideas by trying to invite opinions from other people -- people like "Susie the secretary," despite the fact that:
- Secretaries don't exist anymore in the classic sense and haven't for decades, as meetings can be recorded and AI can generate decent notes
- Even back when secretaries did exist, not a single person was asking them for technical advice (lol) -- their primary role was to be invisible, take notes and possibly deliver sandwiches later
He is therefore left with no option but to peddle an obviously fake narrative about how dumb bitches be dumb because they keep asking "secretaries" to weigh in on technical issues, which never happened and never would.
Charles tells us the best, strongest, most ideal families have the mom and dad both actively raising the kids together. He then concedes this means his own family was trash, as their mom got divorced.
Society has also been ruined by women "moving into male roles" in "business, politics, movies" and so on.⁴ "Everywhere women go, they leave a disaster in their wake."
⁴ Business: 10% of CEOs are women. Politics: 25% of senators are women. Movies: 16% of directors are women, and in 63% of movies women don't even speak.
Mind you, Charles is saying this to a male cripple who has never been the breadwinner of his home. Whose wife has worked in accounting for decades (an extremely male field, historically speaking) to support the family that her no-skill ape of a husband cannot. Inshallah.
Charles claims some or most or all (who knows) women today think they can have babies without having sex with men thanks to "technology" -- I assume he means IVF or sperm banks (again, who knows). He, with a very weird level of deeply personal scornfulness, calls these women "dumbasses" because male scientists invented said technologies.
As always with a Scalfani, there are two layers of idiocy at work.
The first is factual: It's just not accurate to say only males helped bring about the technological advancements that led to IVF, sperm banks, etc. (Charles is a genius but doesn't know how to use Google and Wikipedia?)
The second is rhetorical: Even if he were correct -- let's say every single thing in the known universe was invented by a guy -- it wouldn't invalidate some random person's correct assertion that pregnancy can now happen without sex.
(Bonus third layer: Not that it even matters! Most women hope to become mothers someday, and most hope to achieve motherhood in the natural way!)
Last point: Charles's daughter is in the workforce. Not "the home." And she's not a nurse or a teacher -- she's a software engineer, like him. And she works for her father! So, in Charles's mind, it seems some women are not inherently evil if they have agency and live the life of their choosing.
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