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- Nov 10, 2022
The moment each Scalfaggot boy stopped being bullied, they took it to mean they were suddenly doing everything right. Chawls won't abandon his home country he whines about for the same reason Jack won't commit to a diet he lies about being on, as well as why Jim won't ever cut ties with his shitty family he blames for all his problems: They know reality checks are waiting just outside their comfort zone, to remind them that avoiding how you felt in high school doesn't mean you've escaped it.
All three invoke delusions of self-improvement as cope for a life not well-lived, because they made it to 18 believing that being an adult means LARPing as unbroken and respected as some coping mechanism to stave off everything speaking to your inadequacies, rather than gradually coming to trust your own judgment through honest life experiences. Does the latter sound like a Scalfaggot quality to anybody? The one with the hershey's milk chocolate kisses for nipples might say something platitudinal along those lines - but I doubt he demonstrates understanding of it; because there's more to being a self-realized individual than favorably comparing yourself to your loser siblings while autopilot lives out your life for you. And because all three are terrified to start learning how to be an actual person so late in life, they cling to these transparent artifices they're hiding within while we all point and laugh.
For "Women Shouldn't Vote" Chawls and Goatse Jim, the closest thing to a positive role model they had was apparently themselves. For "I'm The Baby" Jack, he merely emulated the posturing blowhard qualities that managed to be his only takeaways from his brothers' fucked up behavior. It's the eminence front that pedophile Pete Townshend wrote about.
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