🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

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How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 27 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 147 5.3%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 382 13.8%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 555 20.1%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 425 15.4%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 329 11.9%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 205 7.4%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 696 25.2%

  • Total voters
    2,766
Oh STFU, you absolute tub of crisco. There is no man on this earth letting how you decide to dress your mammoth size effect how they feel about themselves. Jesus Christ. Ain’t no man checking you out, either. They’re checking out a way to side step this massive steamroller barreling towards them.
I’ve had a long running theory that when she talks about how she don’t dress for no man apropos of nothing, that it’s because she tried dressing to impress and no man indicated any kind of interest. It’s just sour grapes in action. Tess is 100% straight and enjoyed the time when she was lying her fat ass off about being hitched to the millionaire and totally straight man Nick Brady. Even trapped him with a baby to seal the deal. She’d love nothing more than to do that again. Anything to get her name out there because her big comeback is just around the corner.
 
I forgot that the "LGBT Community" is "HER" "Community."

You've clearly been fucked in the vagina enough times to get pregnant multiple times by a dick, it's not YOUR community just because you're an amorphous blob without discernable genitalia, Tess lol.
 
I forgot that the "LGBT Community" is "HER" "Community."

You've clearly been fucked in the vagina enough times to get pregnant multiple times by a dick, it's not YOUR community just because you're an amorphous blob without discernable genitalia, Tess lol.
Remember when Olly fucked Tess with a strapon and posted a barely censored version of it online? It’s been burned into my brain so now you can imagine the visuals too :cryblood:

 
Remember when Olly fucked Tess with a strapon and posted a barely censored version of it online? It’s been burned into my brain so now you can imagine the visuals too :cryblood:
Luckily, I don't think Olly actually fucked her in her vagina considering she's wearing her cheap stretch work-out clothes there. Though, I guess they could've torn a hole... but no, I choose to believe that's just trolling social media. Tess is strictly dickly.
 
Luckily, I don't think Olly actually fucked her in her vagina considering she's wearing her cheap stretch work-out clothes there. Though, I guess they could've torn a hole... but no, I choose to believe that's just trolling social media. Tess is strictly dickly.
I really hate that I even enlarged the picture to really look and think about this, but you’re most likely right.

I think both Tess and Olly are vulgar enough that they would have bragged about ripping clothes or something like that, so I highly doubt it happened.

Just Tess eternally queerbaiting “HER” community.
 
I choose to believe that's just trolling social media. Tess is strictly dickly.
If Tess had any sexual interest in women, she would have displayed it all along. She would have had at least one known girlfriend, as far back as her Seattle days. The scenes she's been part of not only wouldn't have had any problem with her being an out-and-proud bisexual; they would have celebrated her for it.

Olli and Tess are both Cluster Bs, which means they each behave in provocative ways to get what they want. Olli strikes me as a Borderliner (and may have admitted she's one; I don't remember). Tess is a somatic Narcissist, which means she is is obsessed with her body, her image/appearance, and being seen as beautiful and sexually desirable. Among the people she most wants to impress, she believes that being seen as sexually adventurous and engaging in "queer" sex (with another woman, who is pretending to be a man) projects the right kind of image.

She doesn't have to engage in non-hetero, non-monogamous, mildly kinky sex acts with "queer" people; she only has to be perceived as the sort of person who does. Whether anybody actually desires her or not (or in the way she wants to be desired) is nearly irrelevant; Narcissists put a huge amount of energy into image management, and to them, being perceived as someone who is desired is almost as good as actually being desired.

Tess needs to be able to claim some sort of marginalized identity in order to not be just another progressive straight white woman (a despised class, even among progs), and since hardly anybody takes fatness seriously, she's latched on to "queerness," and occasionally, half-assedly performs it. But in reality? She's all about the D (but no dick-havers, especially ones she could brag about, are interested).
 
She’s looks insane, wearing a shirt over…what? Just panties? Shorts? She really is a princess in her own mind, thinking she looks hot when instead she looks like a gargantuan lunatic who doesn’t have enough sense to put on pants. Absolutely gross.
 
Is the print vintage models? Look at the midsection on either side of the buttons, the face looking straight at the viewer. It looks like Twiggy.

Also, is she having trouble sitting on that chair for some reason, or is she more worried about what the shirt will do if she's not laying back so far? She looks like a fat granny in a recliner.
Do you think its meant to be a pyjama set and she couldn't fit into the bottoms?
Good call. Yes, it looks like pajamas. It's only buttoned above where her butt would be.

The cheap stitching around the cuffs that causes them to ruffle outward is common stitching for Temu-tier pajamas. The collar also looks like REALLY cheap pajamas. Then there's the dumb print, which screams Target pajamas in the fat girl section.

I tried to search for it using "pajamas plus size models" but then you just get models wearing pajamas.
I tried "Twiggy plus size pajamas" and got a clothes retailer called Twiggy. Same with "Twiggy print pajamas"
 
I used Google Lens and it led me here. It is, indeed, a set, but it seems to be sold separately. Here's the full thing:

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Daisy Street Plus, "Relaxed Pants In Pink Retro Face Print Plisse - Part Of A Set", $46.

Here's the shirt, $47, "plus-size shirt by Daisy Street Part of a co-ord set Pants sold separately All-over face print Spread collar Button placket Relaxed fit".
 
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