🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

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How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 27 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 147 5.3%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 382 13.8%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 555 20.1%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 425 15.4%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 329 11.9%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 205 7.4%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 696 25.2%

  • Total voters
    2,766
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I assume fats have to go through activewear faster because even though it’s stretchy, their expanding bulk means they’ll tear anything to shreds and the clothes won’t be able to hold up after a few wash cycles. So companies like Flabletics make more money off of fat people because they will buy more shitty fast fashion activewear.
Not to mention that their thighs rub together and burn right through fabric like that.
 
These images show two completed different bodies.

Also... Tess is pretending to be proud of her weight gain whilst posting a heavily photo shopped pic? wow

The Shoop-apps are quite incredible! Every single time I see her unedited pics she's even more massive. She has really gained, and pretty soon she will outgrow her "own" line. We're living magical times, gorls. Will she hit Amber-levels next year? :optimistic:
 
Ah, feeder bait (with a side of DDLG), with a side of shooped partial body pic. She's selling.
 
i just wonder how they found out Tess was open for business.
Was that hard to guess? She's prominent, fat, trashy, poor.

The market of athletic wear for fat chicks so they can pretend to others on social media they work out is pretty expansive.
You think I don't see what you did there?
 
I assume it’s Olly pegging Tess because otherwise that picture doesn’t make sense. If that is what I’m seeing, 🤮🤮🤮
 
Lol her brand new furniture is already stained with either food, or sweat
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She fucked up the sale price for Flabletics. Better show off those windsock fat bags to make up for it.
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And Olly is visiting other friends, no Ryann in sight.
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And Olly is visiting other friends, no Ryann in sight.

Tess: "So if I let you stay at my sugar daddy's place for free, you'll invite me along to go meet celebrities?"

Olly: "Um...uh...yeah, sure! I promise!"

Tess is now Jolene. :story: :story: :story:
 
Tess: "So if I let you stay at my sugar daddy's place for free, you'll invite me along to go meet celebrities?"

Olly: "Um...uh...yeah, sure! I promise!"

Tess is now Jolene. :story: :story: :story:
Lol, Tess can't even use Jolene as a backup friend. She's on a long weekend getaway with friends and her man.
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Surely you all have noticed that Ryann doesn't really have friends. Sure, she could tag along with Jolene and her crew and think she was slumming it - but really, she doesn't have friends of her own.

A shitstorm is surely a-brewing back in Long Beach. If there's one thing a narcissist can't stand, it's happiness unrelated to the narc amongst those they consider to be their royal court. Be vigilant, farmers.
 
LOL. Jolene got her place back and a man.

Tess is getting bent over and farting on pies in exchange for rent money and champagne cakes.
 
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