🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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anliteralidiot said:
Cobra and Xavier...
shit dawg...
I know we've been over it dozens of times, but Bloodgames was built for Cobra.
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Old Cobra before the troles broke him. Put 2018 era Cobes in Schitty and you would have content for days. But not the broken shell of a man that he became after 2020. He'd quit the moment the first mean TTS would play.
anliteralidiot said:
I hope if it comes back, they make the fish consume food hacks and drink combos to level up and shit. Like if they want a great weapon, they gotta eat the spicy fish pizza.
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The Tank needs a Kingcobra memorial challenge where they just go full hell house and make the fish try drink combos and food hacks. Hell they could even make them stream video responces.
 
PickledPorky said:
Couldn't find the video, but found this. Sorry for the pop in the beginning.

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If this doesn't play properly, it's the scene from It's Always Sunny where Frank says "Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?"

I still have the notification from his last video on my phone. Makes me so sad there will be no more. I miss the Boy.
 
anliteralidiot said:
Make it part of the relay! If a fish can't smoke, they gotta consume the spicy fish pizza with their milk.
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KingcobraJFS Cell challenge would be fun too. It's just a room with a chair, a desk and an old iMac that the poor fish have to stream from while they smoke and drink all night. And the Sharks keep "doordashing" them random shit that they have to use in challenges.
Mr.Bucket said:
Damn, I would have bought the blue one if I was around during that time frame.

I like BB guns, and I like blue.
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The mare's leg sawn off look is actually pretty sick. It's sad that he didn't try and customize the cap gun though.
 
Ravier Xavenblood said:
KingcobraJFS Cell challenge would be fun too. It's just a room with a chair, a desk and an old iMac that the poor fish have to stream from while they smoke and drink all night. And the Sharks keep "doordashing" them random shit that they have to use in challenges.

The mare's leg sawn off look is actually pretty sick. It's sad that he didn't try and customize the cap gun though.
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The red Ryder is just a fun little BB gun in general. I have the 'adult size' that I plink on my suburban basement with.
 
still can't believe he's gone. first place i'm going for a beer when i die is the cobra's cantina i know he's going to whip me up the sickest dank drink combo
 
SpiceyHuman said:
I bet Clint heard "Cardiac Arrest" and confused it with "heart attack".
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Exactly right. You can have "cardiac arrest" after having a full-blown attack of sepsis where all of your organs fail after being inundated with bacteria due to other issues like multi-organ death (my guess, caused by something like acute pancreatitis).

That just means your heart shit the bed after other things caused many of your organs to stop working. It's just like the thing about cyanosis of his lips. Yeah, his lips were most likely blue. Due to not getting enough oxygen. Due to probably his heart failing. Which led to him not pumping oxygen from his lungs. The heart was not pumping C02 out and 02 into his lungs due to his other organs failing. It's a fuckin' set of dominoes, basically.

No doctor would say "he died of asphyxiation" just because he stopped breathing unless he had a bag over his head or something. He stopped breathing for other reasons, almost surely. Same with the heart. Goddamn I hate having to explain this shit.
 
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Will definitely be attending the boy's sending. It's been a fucking rough week and I keep getting hit with the notion that there won't be another "that's no skin off my shoes, toobz" spoken. I felt like he could outlive my children's children in some mythical way. I'd joke as a grandma about there still being a promo for Tactical Soap. Another reminder of how little I, or anyone, really knows. Give someone (or yourselves) a hug for me.
 
AnyoneAnything said:
Will definitely be attending the boy's sending. It's been a fucking rough week and I keep getting hit with the notion that there won't be another "that's no skin off my shoes, toobz" spoken. I felt like he could outlive my children's children in some mythical way. I'd joke as a grandma about there still being a promo for Tactical Soap. Another reminder of how little I, or anyone, really knows. Give someone (or yourselves) a hug for me.
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ask and you shall receive

Edit: trying to get this shit thumbnailed
 

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JaneThough said:
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To the banned fag, I know you have little experience with this, but I was born a woman. Tranny chasers have truly rotten brains.
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Candover said:
The one thought in the back of my mind that is refusing to rule out the seeds being at least a factor in Josh's untimely death, is because of people that have used other flower seeds like Morning Glory to get high, so he could've been led to believe that they would have the same effect.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8UFN9wdM0-M
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The diarrhea part from his last video doesn't add up to me if he "just" had a heart attack. If she boiled rain lily seeds and soaked the pipe tabacco in it or messed with some other consumable product, the poisoning could be severe enough that it causes very low blood pressure and death
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if i had to take a wild guess i would say cobes died from a combination of things. his entire body was obviously failing him as we can see in videos. age and his lifestyle put far too much stress on already overloaded organs and when one went everything collapsed like a house of cards. not to mention from his last video he was not sleeping either which means he was running low on energy. curious about the toxicology report though. it feels really morbid but im genuinely curious about the final state of his body and the damage done to his organs.


Shon&Saunders666420 said:
Yes he did, very eerie
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hFMyo0xChXk
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cobes was psychic this whole time i cant believe it.
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
He was never taught a work ethic or responsibility.
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I haven't watched him long enough to remember besides what Bitesize has thrown together in his documentary series, but it seemed like when he was working at Wendys he would talk about how he was "a good worker" and did seem to enjoy having a job, and therefore have the ability to live on his own. As if he knew that if he was unable to do that, it would be grouphome time. Fat Fuck from Kentucky getting him fired (even if it was going to happen eventually) was a turning point. The nice lady who told him to apply, and him not applying wasn't a good move.
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Honestly I feel bad joking about how Clint would blow off Cobes' death to do gay dancing in Ireland.
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If I have the timeline correct, Clint was overseas at the time of Cobra's last video on Facebook. Is it just me or does it look like Clint got on the next flight back to Casper to go check on the boy?
 
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