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MeatCanyon illustration that ended up on my YT feed is very pooner-coded:

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The pierced Adam's apple looks like their hyena clits 🤢
 
For all gen Z talks about sex, they don't come off as very experienced or sexually wise on a human level.
They don't, and some blatantly say that "sex" is either vague penetration of anything by anything, or stimulation of general sensitive areas/triggering ASMR which is literally just a general form of physical affection like cuddling and hugging. By that logic, feeling comforted when you're holding hands with someone is likely a sign of sexual attraction. And I'm not joking, I have seen fully grown adults say that things like these make them sexually confused. This is likely why these people pick up all sorts of "queer" labels as opposed to classic monosexual/bisexual identity. They truly don't know how to define their sexuality, because they removed or at least significantly diminished the core of it.
 
They don't, and some blatantly say that "sex" is either vague penetration of anything by anything, or stimulation of general sensitive areas/triggering ASMR which is literally just a general form of physical affection like cuddling and hugging. By that logic, feeling comforted when you're holding hands with someone is likely a sign of sexual attraction. And I'm not joking, I have seen fully grown adults say that things like these make them sexually confused. This is likely why these people pick up all sorts of "queer" labels as opposed to classic monosexual/bisexual identity. They truly don't know how to define their sexuality, because they removed or at least significantly diminished the core of it.
Yes, Gen Z is truly and utterly fucked. This has been well known for a while now. Who can be surprised that a generation that thinks dating is something you do over an app has trouble with understanding intimacy?
 
This is gonna sound awful but if they were drunk enough they might have tried peeing while standing and inadvertantly splashed piss on the shoes of a man standing one urinal over.
This literally happened in a Degrassi episode. The black kid that calls the pooner a tranny in this episode killed himself IRL a few years ago. The girl who played the pooner quit the show because the binding was hurting her boobs so they killed her off. Then she started an onlyfans.
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Actually, something probably happened to these kids on set. TMDNWU, fuck sickos.
 
The self-loathing of ones community through all of these art is one to be admired honestly
Even the most hardcore troons in my circles all absolutely fucking loathe "puppygirls" because of them being so sexually harass-y that even other troons find them gross and offputting, with all of them having stories of them trying to pressure them into cybersex or barking at them in Discord VCs. Not surprised in the least to see pooners taking potshots at them.
 
informed me that "Finch" has taken notice of your post:
Bringing this back up because her whole Twitter feed is a hoot. It can also count as one big Tranny L because she insists she's a trans man but "doesn't benefit from patriarchy." Patriarchy is a privilege, but they don't want to be "the rape gender", but her manhood is different from CIS manhood, okay?
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She cannot benefit from patriarchy due to the intersections of oppression. But she's 100% a real man, just not a cis man. She can't perform traditional masculinity, but she's a real man. What is traditional masculinity to begin with, Finch?
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On her experience being the only trans man in her Mississippi town:
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She can't go to Chick-fil-A because they want her dead there. Guess the bigoted Christians who work at that establishment had that Sunday off so the gays could beat down the pooners.

YOU JUST WANT US TO 41%:
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Her manhood is TRANS manhood, but she's just like cis men. There are no biological differences. She can't harm anyone because trans manhood is nothing like the real thing - wait a minute.
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"Lesbians are trans men"
I thought lesbians are "non men loving non men." How can you be a lesbian if you insist you're a man?

Troon friendly fire:
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Of course, we can't forget the Kiwi Farms mention:
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From her feed, I got this drama. Shots have been fucking fired: it's gigahons vs pooners and who's the more oppressed bunch.
Fanart and fanfic doesn't change any narratives. Making a male character trans does nothing at all:
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"Just say you hate trans men! They're not taking anything away from you!"

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Btw, here's V. Chaos. She was unemployed for most of 2023. Largely relies on Ko-fi payment and art commissions.
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Her art. It has not improved in three years.
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And the mugshot:
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Classic fujo phenotype.

"Centering trans mfn doesn't take away from women because they lack representation"
If they're men, they don't lack it. Because they dominate media. You can't have it both ways.
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Yes, and Chaos there has defended lolicon.

Not satisfied with not being centered in media, women saying they're "male attracted" is very TERFy:
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Even on Tumblr, the gigahons dong see them as men, saying their voices are heard loud enough:
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What a wonderful community. Trans misogyny or transandrophobia, which is worse?
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Another pooner had an issue with "Slay the Princess!" It turned into trans men being told to shut up because they are not women:
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"We're men, but we're not cis men, so we don't get male privilege despite us insisting we're male"
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Gender roles exist when we say they do:
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A female character being a trans man would undermine the message because she'd just be a man:
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Viktor pfp telling a pooner they grew up on tumblr while also sharing the same reactionary politics:
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lol thinks it's weird she requires clitoral stimulation to orgasm; lolol she thinks that suggests she's a man
No man has ever orgasmed from stimulating his clitoris. A necessary condition for orgasming from clitoral stimulation is to be female.

It's useless to keep saying 'I can't with these people'. How are there people who can with these people??
 
They don't, and some blatantly say that "sex" is either vague penetration of anything by anything, or stimulation of general sensitive areas/triggering ASMR which is literally just a general form of physical affection like cuddling and hugging. By that logic, feeling comforted when you're holding hands with someone is likely a sign of sexual attraction. And I'm not joking, I have seen fully grown adults say that things like these make them sexually confused. This is likely why these people pick up all sorts of "queer" labels as opposed to classic monosexual/bisexual identity. They truly don't know how to define their sexuality, because they removed or at least significantly diminished the core of it.

Wait… I know about "queer platonic" (lol), but I thought they were just knowingly using friendship as an excuse to call themselves "queer." You mean there are actually people like Gob and Tony Wonder from Arrested Development who mistakenly thought they were in gay love just because neither had ever had a friend before? (lol)
 
Wait… I know about "queer platonic" (lol), but I thought they were just knowingly using friendship as an excuse to call themselves "queer." You mean there are actually people like Gob and Tony Wonder from Arrested Development who mistakenly thought they were in gay love just because neither had ever had a friend before? (lol)

Unfortunately, it seems to be a semi common issue with autistic or extremely sheltered young women especially . Not to powerlevel here, but I was raised in an extremely insular family with limited exposure to other people my age.

As soon as I left home and started meeting actual friends who weren’t cherry-picked church kids my parents had pre-approved, I found myself thinking I had “crushes” on some of them simply because I’d never known what true friendship and bonding felt like and I found myself excited to see and talk to them and had so much in common. It went away once I realized that’s just how human friendship feels.

I can imagine though if you’re a completely brain rotted pooner or troon that this misinterpretation of emotions never really grows past that, with how rampant “polycules” and other weird maladaptive relationship concepts are in these circles
 
Unfortunately, it seems to be a semi common issue with autistic or extremely sheltered young women especially . Not to powerlevel here, but I was raised in an extremely insular family with limited exposure to other people my age.
Seconding that. Not going to PL too, but in short, my upbringing led me to develop very fucked up ideas about human relationships. All I'm going to say is that I'm yet another inconvenient voice for the alphabet soup circles who testifies that it came from trauma.
 
They mostly made a lot of noise about how they were leaving but most of them didn't.
It’s just funny as someone who did leave Twitter to see these idiots cry about how it’s a nazi hellsite that is trying to kill them while still contributing to it.

Considering their rhetoric, it’s the equivalent of Jews choosing to continue using something that funds Hitler. It shows both how unserious they are and how they have almost no actual issues.
 
Unfortunately, it seems to be a semi common issue with autistic or extremely sheltered young women especially .
Pretty sure it's universal. Socially isolated dudes catch feelings easily.

Maybe, just maybe, trooning, pooning, and the whole LGBT nonsense is a symptom of a more isolated world. It would definitely explain why it's so prevalent in middle class households with access to internet devices at a young age. Take neglected kid, add discord groomers, and voila a pooner/troon.
 
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