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I covered this whole thing in the Fanfiction Horrors thread, but this singular line was so wild to read I knew it had a place here. A pooner/genderspecial author decided it would be witty as hell to write about SCHOOL SHOOTINGS as a reason why a chaser doesn't want children:

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The 'boypussy' here doesn't involve catboy twinks, but trans men.
 
Slightly gender non conforming woman -------> Pooner in real time.

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I find the complaint about her therapist "judging" her by "binary standards" rather ironic. Non-binary as a concept, while somewhat comprehensible in the most abstract sense, is ultimately nonsensical given that 99% of individuals feel their gender aligns with their sex; Thus they will always be judged by a binary standard. You're inevitably going to be judged either a man or a woman, doesn't matter how you dress or if you're "coded" a particular way. Really the only way you can distinguish yourself is if you dress like an absolute schizoid/autistic retard.

The problem with doing that is that you other yourself to the rest of society. If you step out of the overton window of fashion a little too far in everyday life you run the risk of being perceived as mentally ill. Normal people do not take mentally ill people seriously, and I'm not talking about a manic or depressed person, I'm talking about being seen as seriously disturbed.

Maybe if some of you enby clowns made a few attempts at being understood, other than dressing like schizoids, you would be viewed in a slightly better light, as apposed to currently being viewed as incomprehensible visual noise.

Even though you are vanishingly few, there must be some of you that have a modicum of artistic or rhetorical talent. I'm not asking for some Aristotle or Dostoevsky type savants, all I'm asking for is something comprehensible to the average person.
She’s upset her therapist is stuck in a binary mindset yet she’s the one who’s like “omg I like short hair. Am I man?”

I covered this whole thing in the Fanfiction Horrors thread, but this singular line was so wild to read I knew it had a place here. A pooner/genderspecial author decided it would be witty as hell to write about SCHOOL SHOOTINGS as a reason why a chaser doesn't want children:

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The 'boypussy' here doesn't involve catboy twinks, but trans men.
“I do capital, I do deals, I do boypussy” feels like an AU where Trump is a pooner. “MY BOYPUSSY IS TREMENDOUS. I DO DEALS.”
 
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Yes, chubby indian men, those absolute studs that no woman can resist. I am totally convinced that this happened, and I assure everyone I'm not laughing, in fact similar things happened to some of my friends in school when we were 14.
 
Yes, chubby indian men, those absolute studs that no woman can resist. I am totally convinced that this happened, and I assure everyone I'm not laughing, in fact similar things happened to some of my friends in school when we were 14.
I’m side eyeing it as I’m reading it because it comes off as incel fanfic (protip: women DO NOT want to have sex for hours and hours. Sure we want more than the three minute pump and dump, but this idea of fucking from dawn til dusk nonstop is fiction. Chaffing is real). Then I see the pooner and it all comes together.
 
As a basic cis woman who has no patience for the line at the ladies room at most big events, I have used the men’s room when it was pretty free and as a fully presenting woman have never been hassled. What prompted this person to be beat for peeing while masc presenting?
This is gonna sound awful but if they were drunk enough they might have tried peeing while standing and inadvertantly splashed piss on the shoes of a man standing one urinal over.
 
It's understandable that he's uneasy about exposing his young children to this, they'd look at their pooner aunt and wonder what the fuck happened to her chest and why it looks so weird and mutilated. How do you even explain that? I'm not sure how old the kids are but it would most likely be jarring to them, particularly if it's somewhat fresh after the surgery. Virtually all of these pooner titchops look distinctly "off" compared to actual male chests. She might not even have her nips grafted back on.
 
(protip: women DO NOT want to have sex for hours and hours. Sure we want more than the three minute pump and dump, but this idea of fucking from dawn til dusk nonstop is fiction. Chaffing is real)
I'd give them the same advice I always give men who make (almost surely false) claims like this: If it takes that long you are doing it wrong.
 

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Why are they so obsessed with walking around shirtless? Most men I know irl don’t do this.
 
Why are they so obsessed with walking around shirtless? Most men I know irl don’t do this.
Because it's something they've fixated on as something they weren't allowed to do before transition. It's similar to why TiMs get so euphoric at having boobs, because it's the opposite of what they mandatorily grew up with and now they're a heckin valid woman with breasts. Though it's funny that said moob-growers don't seem to care that if they grew boobs, then technically they couldn't go shirtless anymore.
 
A pooner I post frequently in the Fanfiction Horrors thread updated her name on Twitter to skirt around the fact that she's an incest-loving shotacon. Here is her pronouns page. To make herself learned and cultured, she reblogs posted on Polish and Arab queer identity. She also changed her pfp that was drawn from a shotacon artist to a basic one.
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Very masc, using pink font and using your astrology sign:
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That said, in the main Arcane thread I posted about how she had to apologize for making another genderspecial feel bad after her BPD ass got a little too comfortable with the sex talk. She then tried to make herself look better by posting about 'fandom racism' while being a whole-ass pedophile:
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A BPD nightmare liking pedophilic art, gets into a relationship with an 'abusive' genderspecial, and apologizes for being too sexually aggressive? What a twist!
 
Why are they so obsessed with walking around shirtless? Most men I know irl don’t do this.
The TV series Cops have taught me about american culture that in an urban or suburban setting, you don't want to be the black guy with an attitude, or the white guy with no shirt, so their obsession is perplexing to me too.
 
Why are they so obsessed with walking around shirtless? Most men I know irl don’t do this.
You know how TiM are obsessed with trying to experience literally EVERYTHING female including menstruation? Same shit with TiF's. Men generally don't walk around shirtless unless we're at the beach. However, it's part and parcel of the fantasy of acting out every part of the male life so it must be fixated upon no matter how trite or miniscule. I'm half surprised they haven't started wearing jock straps just incase they get kicked in the groin.
 
It still surprises me how common is the "infinite list of penis substitutes makes me a better option!!" argument among these people. As if something is stopping a natal male from using toys or fingers.
Yeah and she happens to be lacking the one thing women who don’t like toys prefers.
 
It still surprises me how common is the "infinite list of penis substitutes makes me a better option!!" argument among these people. As if something is stopping a natal male from using toys or fingers.
Sex is banging your most sensitive parts together. If one of them lack sensation you don't get that connection you are looking for, as if you were bumping your most sensitive and ugly organs together for real. That is why people come up with all sorts of strapless strap ons and double dildos and shit , that is trying to re-establish that conection and mutuality. And butt plugs that move with the perineum, but we are not here to discuss the deeper aspects of every sex toy, but to laugh at how an autistic girl has detatched sex from herself and reduced it to mechanics.

For all gen Z talks about sex, they don't come off as very experienced or sexually wise on a human level.
And a good part of them are anorgasmic because of SSRIs, and if they don't get you, stimulants since childhood because you are an annoying neurodiverse little shit will likely turn you into a pornaddicted gooner. We barely understand the consequeses of hormonal birth controll on society. I wonder what is next.
 
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