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OK, guys, I'vee got another case of "Pooner or Obese Faggot" though this one is much more obviously a pooner to me.

As one does, I searched Twitter for "tranny son" and found this amazing response to some random liberal mom posting a happy birthday message to her "son."
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Look at this beautiful "boy." Also regular reminder that the Boy Scouts are now just called "The Scouts" (but girls get to keep the Girl Scouts...)
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Look at how naturally close the knees and ankles come together
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Overly social and supportive liberal mom raises autistic "son" who cannot properly display appropriate emotions
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"Trans men can be feminine too!"
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This woman has tons of posts with the word "trans" in it, especially with the theme of "protecting trans kids" and the like. Also regular reminder that feminism created the current transgenderism craze.
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This is her only tweet with the words "trans" and "son"
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Holden (totally not a trendy pooner name) loves dogs!!! So heckin' masculine!
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So what's your verdict?
That is just a fat autistic boy. Source: his feet are huge.
 
That is just a fat autistic boy. Source: his feet are huge.
And his mom doesn't look like the kind of person to keep quiet about having a trans kid.

Transvestigating teenagers via photograph is going to be a struggle, and not really worth it IMO unless they're doing something notable. Weird-lookin' local Facebook kid probably has enough problems; baby pooner you're forced to interact with IRL is going to have the voice and bearing to make it obvious.

Even if they have their adult height, teenage boys are still masculinizing. (Hence the "twink/twink death" phenomenon.) Pick any craggy old actor and look for photos of when they were in high school; here's Sean Connery as an example. Lots of dudes age like Damascus goats.
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Reading r/detrans and wondering why pooners/depooners never notice the patterns.

Pooner: I hate my body! Why do I have this body, it’s endless punishment!

Detrans: I hate my body! Why did they let me get this body, it’s endless punishment!


It’s the same damn rant on opposite sides of the scalpel.
 
Reading r/detrans and wondering why pooners/depooners never notice the patterns.

Pooner: I hate my body! Why do I have this body, it’s endless punishment!

Detrans: I hate my body! Why did they let me get this body, it’s endless punishment!


It’s the same damn rant on opposite sides of the scalpel.



You proved a point that All trannies and poooners and gender freaks wanting to mutilate themselves have histories of sexual abuse all they need to do is seek therapy for the trauma caused by sexual abuse and gain the tools needed and they won’t hate themselves. Every pooner I known has been sexually abused and hate their bodies but hey no amount of mutilation will help you, you are still you
 
All trannies and poooners and gender freaks wanting to mutilate themselves have histories of sexual abuse
This keeps getting said in the thread and it's wrong every time. I get that it makes for a convenient narrative, but there is simply no way pooners are all the victims of sexual abuse. It's far more likely they poon out for the following reasons: it's a fad, they have AGP, all their friends are trannies, they hate their body
 
OK, guys, I'vee got another case of "Pooner or Obese Faggot" though this one is much more obviously a pooner to me.

As one does, I searched Twitter for "tranny son" and found this amazing response to some random liberal mom posting a happy birthday message to her "son."
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Look at this beautiful "boy." Also regular reminder that the Boy Scouts are now just called "The Scouts" (but girls get to keep the Girl Scouts...)
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Look at how naturally close the knees and ankles come together
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Overly social and supportive liberal mom raises autistic "son" who cannot properly display appropriate emotions
View attachment 7829122
"Trans men can be feminine too!"
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This woman has tons of posts with the word "trans" in it, especially with the theme of "protecting trans kids" and the like. Also regular reminder that feminism created the current transgenderism craze.
View attachment 7829126
This is her only tweet with the words "trans" and "son"
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Holden (totally not a trendy pooner name) loves dogs!!! So heckin' masculine!
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So what's your verdict?
I think you're just reading too much into it and that's just plain old autism face
White women be naming their children all kinda names and if there's something men love, it's dogs. Moreover, if you remember that that's a 16 y.o fat autistic boy, it all makes sense.
 
My verdict is it’s weird for a rando twitter account to demand to know what’s in a 16 year old’s pants. What a fucking tweet to send to a mother just talking about their child’s birthday.
Nobody did that though. You're the one who went to genitals when the rando asked whether the son was XY.

Lying about your sex is gross and demanding other people co-operate is grosser. Stop being an apologist for trans grossness.
 
Nobody did that though. You're the one who went to genitals when the rando asked whether the son was XY.

Lying about your sex is gross and demanding other people co-operate is grosser. Stop being an apologist for trans grossness.
That person is a proud former Tumblrette. You shouldn't be surprised at her being a shieldmaiden for troons.
 
Interesting, I posted a long post here and didn't delete it, yet it is gone. I don't really care about that particular post being deleted, but the act of deletion itself surprises me. Didn't expect this from the farms.
If mods delete a post you get a notification about it.

I think several posts are missing actually. Might be Null messing with the server again...
 
The other day I was listening to some chatter on transit. Since I didnt see the people talking at first, it just sounded like one of the participants was your average mid 40s smoker. You know, that distinct voice that some women who grew up in a trailer and spend their nights at the biker bar end up developing.

But nope. It was a young little pooner, likely early to mid 20s. Its amazing what T does to the body
 
The other day I was listening to some chatter on transit. Since I didnt see the people talking at first, it just sounded like one of the participants was your average mid 40s smoker. You know, that distinct voice that some women who grew up in a trailer and spend their nights at the biker bar end up developing.

But nope. It was a young little pooner, likely early to mid 20s. Its amazing what T does to the body
A lot of pooners do sound like Patty and Selma.
 
OK, guys, I'vee got another case of "Pooner or Obese Faggot" though this one is much more obviously a pooner to me.

As one does, I searched Twitter for "tranny son" and found this amazing response to some random liberal mom posting a happy birthday message to her "son."
View attachment 7829111
Look at this beautiful "boy." Also regular reminder that the Boy Scouts are now just called "The Scouts" (but girls get to keep the Girl Scouts...)
View attachment 7829115
Look at how naturally close the knees and ankles come together
View attachment 7829118
Overly social and supportive liberal mom raises autistic "son" who cannot properly display appropriate emotions
View attachment 7829122
"Trans men can be feminine too!"
View attachment 7829125

This woman has tons of posts with the word "trans" in it, especially with the theme of "protecting trans kids" and the like. Also regular reminder that feminism created the current transgenderism craze.
View attachment 7829126
This is her only tweet with the words "trans" and "son"
View attachment 7829128
Holden (totally not a trendy pooner name) loves dogs!!! So heckin' masculine!
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So what's your verdict?
560 pages and you still don't know how to clock pooners?
- He's Tall
- Fridge body
- Huge head
He's male.
 
Hormones really are magic!
It gave me a shock. I expected to look over and see some rough looking bottle blonde who looked like she had a rough life, and instead i saw a 5'3 Lil dood with short colored hair, a pube stash with an alternative style. It was jarring.
 
It gave me a shock. I expected to look over and see some rough looking bottle blonde who looked like she had a rough life, and instead i saw a 5'3 Lil dood with short colored hair, a pube stash with an alternative style. It was jarring.
Something that’s very interesting to me is that froggy, crunchy voice that pooners get happens because they are physically not using their vocal cords the way men do.

Bit of voice training/biology sperging incoming here, but essentially there are different “voices” humans utilize when speaking— the two most common being “head” and “chest”. For whatever reason, probably because their vocal cords are smaller and have less development during and post puberty, women tend to automatically use the head voice. This results in a slightly higher, “breathy” sound to it. It’s why many women have higher voices and lean towards soprano or even falsetto voices in singing. Men often use more of a chest voice, where the cords and throat muscles activate from deeper in the throat, making the voice “grounded”, solid, more masculine. Anyway, the irony here is that anyone can learn to speak with these different muscle groups, and it’s actually easier for women to learn the chest voice (which, paired with T, usually makes a more natural “man” sound). But pooners don’t even bother with that…expecting hormones alone will give them a strong deep sexy boi voice.
 
We've got another roidraging pooner school shooter who specifically targeted a Christian school. Note: The freakishly long and narrow fingers, whispering to hide her gross T-induced frog voice, and how she wears her watch on her right wrist like a woman instead of on the left like a man. This is, what, at least the third?
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