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Don’t get too wasted in public though, don’t wanna end up balls deep in belly button by accident.
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And they wonder why Gen Z doesnt drink. Ive been to a few music festivals lately and these fuckers are everywhere. If youre shitfaced drunk or high in a crowded dark smoky room with loud music going that could very well happen which is probably why they go to these events, they have a fetish for raping straight men.
 
The feet the, knees, the hips, and the hands are all tells. The way he has his legs positions to try and de emphasize his masculine features is another clue.

If youre specifically referring to the first photo, thats tougher as there is less to go on, but the untreated or not masked dark circles indicate someone who doesnt use or know how to use makeup. Youre looking for patterns of course as not any single tell is definitive.
I struggle sometimes, but this one I could tell. In the first photo: his brow/forehead is too wide/weird for a woman. You can see a shadow on his chin from his beard hairs. The angle of his head and filter are doing a lot of work though. The skin smoothing filter makes your skin look softer and more feminine.
Second picture is a lot more telling. He bends one knee to angle his hips and look more feminine. But the angle his hips are cocked is a lot smaller than it should be if he was a woman. His hands are big (but could be a woman with big mittens as well. Men tend to have bigger "wrinkles" on their knuckles compared to women, but again the filter smooths out his man-hands). In the pictures he also has a piece of clothing to cover his adams apple.
That said. If someone told me he was an unfortunate-looking woman, I would accept it. In real life the lack of filter and favorable angles would murder him though. You can't stealth your way out of male skin texture and male skeleton.
 
2014 feminism told us that men don't cross their legs because we just want to take up space and "manspread", it has nothing to do with wide or narrow hips. They even made chairs to correct the problem (men taking up too much space and women too little), and won design awards.
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Those won design awards?! FFS. Who was on the judging panel, a bunch of AWFLs? Talk about hostile design.

This time period is going to be remembered for its extreme retardation, where no corner of politics, arts or culture was spared.
 
I love your posts man I just really wish you put your commentary after the post
While I value the feedback (and the appreciation itself), my collections - including my commentary - are mostly me shitposting in between things I have to do IRL, therefore my posts are structured based on how I personally enjoy both reading and writing them when I've got the time to spare to make them. No hard feelings if they're not your cup of tea, though, for one cannot please everyone. At the very least, I hope you enjoy the Reddit posts themselves for what they are: troons 'n' poons having terrible, horrible, no good, very bad days. :)

(If anyone else cares to weigh in, please feel free to leave a message on my profile as to not clutter up the thread.)
Thread tax.
This FTM is literally too fucking insane and suicidal to get the surgery given to just about every insane and suicidal woman around, which indicates that she may be the final boss of insane suicidality (at least among the TiF class).
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Surgery postponed due to my mental disabilities

Hello!
I have a few mental disabilities that I have been hospitalized for. And after a recent mental breakdown and yet another attempt I wanted to ask if anyone here knows any doctors/surgeons in NYC that take out of pocket payment for a double incision ? I’m also okay with keyhole. Like anything pretty affordable with good results :) ?
I’ve been binding for four years. And now it will be five. Since the surgery was postponed until my mental is sorted. The issue with my mental is that…..I essentially need to isolate to not bind to anyone become obsessed to the point that I give them everything and then they hate me and the cycle starts once again where I try to kill myself :(( .
Please help ! Or does anyone with mental disabilities have any advice? For context I get SSI/SSD for my disabilities. I hear voices, have multiplicity and autism. And ptsd due to a history of SA. Thank you !
Remember this post? Yeah, so apparently, the handmaiden herself posted to r/mypartneristrans so you can enjoy another side of this sorry, sordid tale of a love nearly divided! Based on the very specific verbiage "bible beat" (which I've never heard before in my life), I suspect that these two OPs may be one in the same under different identities trying to drum up sympathy from multiple sources. Sounds befitting of a troon's modus operandi, at least...
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Told my parents about my partner’s transition…didn’t go well

I still can’t believe this all happened, like I knew my parents wouldn’t be happy but this was just a lot.
So my parents asked us to come out to lunch so they could ask questions. Once we got there my dad went up to the bar and called me over because he wanted to buy me a drink and my fiancé stayed at the table with my mom thinking it would be quick. My dad later admitted they had originally planned to separate us hoping we wouldn’t be as strong separated. My dad said that I need to realize that my fiancé is unnatural and that something is wrong with her if she thinks she can ever be a woman. He said I need to leave her and find my faith so that I can see how terrible this is. He also said he would not walk me down the aisle at our wedding because he can’t give his daughter away to “that”. I told me that he just shouldn’t come if he can’t be supportive of my relationship and he said he does support me but doesn’t support any of my decisions or my relationship which makes no sense. He then went on to bible beat me and refused to listen when I corrected him because he wasn’t quoting anything correctly, and even said that trans people are just as bad as people who sa children. I got us after that and told my fiancé I’m going to the car. My mom then followed me out just to tell me that my dad is right, just said it in a nicer way, and said that I shouldn’t throw away my family for this person because they’ve always been there and my partner is the one that tricked me into this relationship that they’re trying to save me from. When I tried to bring up all the times they haven’t been there for me, have neglected my needs, and abused me all she had to say was that I was making it all up because she would remember the “trauma” of failing her child. My mom also tried to lie and say my partner agreed to cancel the wedding and take a break from each other as long I agreed. My fiancé came out soon after and she wrapped it up by saying if I actually care about my family then I would take a break from my partner and that this is coming from a place of love for me and my future children, and my children will need a strong male figure to look up to so I need them.
My fiancé’s conversation with my mother went about the same. They did blame her for me not being close to them anymore even though they chose to live out of the country, and said that I’ve lost myself because of her because I’m not the same person I was when I was 18 and moved out (crazy to think that people grow up and change!) and said the whole family agreed.
This experience sucked but has definitely brought us closer together. We talked about what happened when they separated us and it was amazing that we both stood strong and defended each other so well. I’ve never stood up to them before but when it was for her I didn’t care about what they thought. Not really sure where to go from here but I’m trying to look forward to the great and supportive family I’m marrying into and not look back at the awful one I’ve lost.
The problem with pillow princesses: a pooner's partner is particularly precious about the places she prefers to put her paws; the pooner posting is, predictably, pretty perturbed.
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Girlfriend doesn’t want to touch me because it feels “dominant”

Hey guys, I’m on a throwaway account currently.
For context, I’ve been on T for around 4 years now, top surgery as well.
We have frequent sex I’d say, very healthy as well.
The only part- I’ve never had a desire for anyone to touch me in 11 years that I’ve been out. I’ve only had that desire with her.
I love pleasing her, I absolutely love it because it gets me going.
But then she sort of just immediately stops as soon as she has an orgasm and I always do aftercare of course.
But she never offers or even thinks about touching me, and I want her to do that so badly and I’ve said it before and she has because she wanted to that time. I told her it’s fine if she doesn’t want to at all because I don’t mind if she does or doesn’t. It makes me feel so ashamed of myself if I ask because I don’t want her to say yes just because I would enjoy that. I communicated this not even 15 minutes ago and she said she feels “dominant” if she does that.
She explained even with cis guys that she never really touched them either.
She has no problem with what I have or don’t have, but I’m just not fully understanding what she means by feeling “dominant” by simply just touching me. It sort of makes my dysphoria eat away at my brain because now I feel so guilty for wanting that
A li'l dood has become, according to her, one of the most unsexy entities to grace the planet: a fat, balding woman with clitoromegaly, and as a result, she frequently gets cockblocked - clamjammed? - in her attempts to seduce others online. It's amazing how many TIFncels they are out there! They should, like, start a club or something; if they were true and proper lads, the prison gay would eventually settle in and they'd all at least jerk each other off from time to time.
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does anyone else feel so ugly after transitioning?

i've been trans for longer in my life than i was cis, so transitioning is nothing new for me.i'm balding, have a beard, and i'm just fat and covered in hair.
the fat and covered in hair isn't a deal breaker for most, but the balding is. and you really don't understand how much your hair shapes your identity until you start to lose it. i used to have thick curly hair, and now i have close to nothing on the top of my head, all by the age of 21. then when i went bald at 21 i was finally able to grow a beard.
i don't exactly have bottom dysphoria but i don't enjoy looking at myself down there, bit it doesn't bother me like it does with other trans men. before i got top surgery and still had boobs i felt like i was still desired by a lot of people, and when i had hair i got SO MANY compliments. it's been about 5 years since i've gotten a compliment, which shouldn't matter, but still stings a bit.
i just know that even online messing around, as soon as people know that i'm balding/bearded but don't have a penis, it is an automatic deal breaker and i'm blocked. if i had to enter the dating game again i think i would rather just jump in to oncoming traffic or be alone forever😭😭😭😭 i feel so undesirable and i know that nobody wants some fat ugly hairy balding guy with a v*gina.
anybody else feel this way? i am the polar opposite of the person that my long term partner fell in love with, and their preference has become skinny femboys, which i am not. so it just makes me feel ugly, no matter how many times they tell me that they love me and shower me with compliments and how perfect they see me.
even though i should know how to deal with this by now after all of these years, how can i not beat myself up about this? transitioning has been the most liberating and freeing thing in my life, yet i still feel this way. any and all comments are appreciated 🫠🫠🫠
 
In real life the lack of filter and favorable angles would murder him though. You can't stealth your way out of male skin texture and male skeleton.
It's this most of all. Pictures flatten dimensions and make is easier to create an illusion. The few trans people at my job can look passable in their zoom picture, but the second you see them moving around, even just on camera, dead giveaway. Filters and angles give troons and pooners way more confidence than they should have about how they look as an actual 3D object.

transitioning has been the most liberating and freeing thing in my life, yet i still feel this way. any and all comments are appreciated 🫠🫠🫠

This is wild every time i see it, absolutely miserable and riddled with insecurity yet more "free" and "liberated" than ever before. true insanity,
 
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Remember this post? Yeah, so apparently, the handmaiden herself posted to r/mypartneristrans so you can enjoy another side of this sorry, sordid tale of a love nearly divided! Based on the very specific verbiage "bible beat" (which I've never heard before in my life), I suspect that these two OPs may be one in the same under different identities trying to drum up sympathy from multiple sources. Sounds befitting of a troon's modus operandi, at least...
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It’s a tough call. The troon may be the OP in both, but considering how so many young people run to Reddit with their self made problems (and backstab, betray and spy on each other there) maybe those are his & her takes on the same event.

Those poor parents. They meant well, and were based, but anyone could have told them that in today’s world ultimatums like theirs are DOA and that their daughter would immediately choose the troon over them.
 
it's been about 5 years since i've gotten a compliment
They never do the dude research. This is a pretty common complaint, yet they seem surprised… It’s like an MTF being shocked when they get catcalled from men who haven’t been to the eye doctor in 20 years.
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NO DUDE RESEARCH
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Wow so liberated, much happy

Edit: forgot a thing.
their preference has become skinny femboys
Is the partner telling her how much they love femboys now? Watching femboy shit in front of them? Giving hints that they’ll leave if she doesn’t shape up? Really weird.
 
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It disturbs me that without the primer that he’s really a guy, he looks passable at first glance (not an attractive woman necessarily but still female). What tells am I missing that everyone else seems to get?
The eyebrows. They're way too straight. And prominent.
 
Some organization published a report on How Bad Things Really Are™️ after the U.K. ruling with various troon and non-troon complaints. It’s supposed to be super serial but it’s unintentionally funny as hell.
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Behold, a sample of the self-inflicted misery:
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Here are two transmasc whatever-the-fucks complaining because they pass as boys and one disabled trans woman (somehow almost all of them are autistic and/or disabled. It’s a miracle any of them can walk on their own two feet.)
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C’mon man
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“I don’t even know what the fuck I am but I got in twouble for using the wrong restroom.”
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Why does anyone need to know that you don’t want to love or fuck anyone, how is that helpful at all?
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Self-explanatory
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Pooner doesn’t put any effort into her cosplay and somehow wasn’t even clocked, still mad about it. Trans woman complaining about a hole opening up (no, not that kind.) Drama queen!
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Oh, the humanity!

I recommend reading through all of them, some are more ridiculous than others (some read as fake to me but who knows, it’s troon self-reporting after all.) Ridiculous amount of “non-binary” people who are upset because normal people don’t know how to react to them (you wanted to be special and shit, achievement unlocked!)

Masculine women are catching strays and that sucks but people are fed the fuck up with troons and they finally feel safe enough to tell the truth.
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Some organization published a report on How Bad Things Really Are™️ after the U.K. ruling with various troon and non-troon complaints. It’s supposed to be super serial but it’s unintentionally funny as hell.
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Behold, a sample of the self-inflicted misery:
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Here are two transmasc whatever-the-fucks complaining because they pass as boys and one disabled trans woman (somehow almost all of them are autistic and/or disabled. It’s a miracle any of them can walk on their own two feet.)
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C’mon man
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“I don’t even know what the fuck I am but I got in twouble for using the wrong restroom.”
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Why does anyone need to know that you don’t want to love or fuck anyone, how is that helpful at all?
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Self-explanatory
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Pooner doesn’t put any effort into her cosplay and somehow wasn’t even clocked, still mad about it. Trans woman complaining about a hole opening up (no, not that kind.) Drama queen!
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Oh, the humanity!

I recommend reading through all of them, some are more ridiculous than others (some read as fake to me but who knows, it’s troon self-reporting after all.) Ridiculous amount of “non-binary” people who are upset because normal people don’t know how to react to them (you wanted to be special and shit, achievement unlocked!)

Masculine women are catching strays and that sucks but people are fed the fuck up with troons and they finally feel safe enough to tell the truth.
It is very notable (to me at least) that except for the one parent who things it's coming soon, all of the above are about troons and pooners in the women's toilet. Not surprising, since its easier for a woman to read as a man superficially than vice versa. But somehow, the fear is always of people who shouldn't be there in the women's bathroom. I wonder if there is some reason for that, some statistical fact about humans that makes one group vulnerable over the other. Could it be the same reason that the pooner who had a "bad experience" in a men's washroom chooses to induce dysphoria by using the women's restroom?

God these people are obtuse
 
Some organization published a report on How Bad Things Really Are™️ after the U.K. ruling with various troon and non-troon complaints. It’s supposed to be super serial but it’s unintentionally funny as hell.
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Great find!

According to troons, transwomen—black trans women in particular—experience widespread terrible hate and violence, up to and including murder, simply for existing. So why is this report just a bunch of white guys whining about having to use the correct bathroom?

I thought all this discrimination and violence causes them to commit suicide in high numbers and that we, society, should accommodate them fully to prevent this. You're telling me they're killing themselves over toilets? Wow sounds a little mental illnessy to me fam but what do I know.
 
Great find!

According to troons, transwomen—black trans women in particular—experience widespread terrible hate and violence, up to and including murder, simply for existing. So why is this report just a bunch of white guys whining about having to use the correct bathroom?

I thought all this discrimination and violence causes them to commit suicide in high numbers and that we, society, should accommodate them fully to prevent this. You're telling me they're killing themselves over toilets? Wow sounds a little mental illnessy to me fam but what do I know.
That’s not fair, there’s one black guy….but he can walk, so I’m not sure if he counts.
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Once a tranny's pulled the ruse of a loving, conventional marriage out from under his wife, he discovers that the missus has been pretending to tolerate a lot more of this bullshit than he ever even realized. For anyone who loves troons getting their shit rocked by based wives, this is a must-read.
The biggest thing I pulled from this story is "Holy shit, use an apostrophe you faggot."

I hate to be a grammar Nazi but every piece of tranny writing I see is written like they hate common grammar as much as they hate women.
 
They should use diapers if they can’t use the toilets they want. Don’t most of the troons have diapers fetish anyway? It shouldn’t be an issue.
 
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