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Conversely, here a troon and his handmaiden are spurned by their in-laws when they refuse to support their marriage - or let the handmaiden's young brothers witness what would surely be a very hilarious wedding. Having been to weddings as a wee child, it would have been infinitely funnier if the guy wore a dress, but that was a long time ago when we recognized that not as a defended personal liberty, but as a comedy skit.
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I wonder if the in laws know he just started, and fully expect their daughter to realize she’s no longer attracted to him once he’s cut his dick off, shoved H sized silicone bags under his on his chest, and starts obviously skin-walking her and whining about how haaaard his life is now compared to her perfect cis-bitch life.
 
troon manages to find himself a man who is fine with fucking another man so long as he doesn't have to fondle his pool noodle, which OP finds upsetting; in the comments, other troons tell him he should be more grateful as many MTFs yearn for a man who isn't drawn to their natural anatomy, as this is indicative of a chaser. You freaks can never be happy, can you?
I love your posts man I just really wish you put your commentary after the post

I remember listening to that Rowling interview.
What interview? Can you link it?
 
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Happy 1776 pages, troon haters! 🎇🎆🎇🎆

“Give me liberty titty skittles and rotpocket, or give me death!”
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Despite this being harmless, there was always a toxic hierarchy ingrained into the space, without fail, and it would always center around 1. Who’s the most oppressed, and 2. Who looks the most ‘attractive’ and ‘cool’ person despite being trans (keyword: despite). Anyone who wasn’t conventionally attractive was seen as much lower within the hierarchy, and often alienated. Once you start including a medically transitioning person in that space tho,,,, the hostility ramps UPPP!!
MFW I got fat, hairy, and cut my tits off to fit in with other ugly girls and appeal to gay men who think I'm unhygienic only to get socially mogged by some "any pronouns" Stacy wearing a bikini top and body glitter at the gay bar because she's "attractive" and "cool" and totally not as trans as me!!1 And also probably has a boyfriend and isn't molesting the mos.

Almost like there used be some kind of symbiotic relationship between gay men and party girls based on making fun of ugly losers and not wanting to have sex with each other. If these tumblr refugees went back to being anorexic instead of being poons, at least they would get bullied less at the gay bar lmao. Maybe nature is healing a little bit.
 
Brother took two whole days to contemplate torpedoing his marriage, what are the odds he's in some sort of prolonged manic state?
 
Guess what?
Crossing legs like a woman is not just not having a package to get in the way. :lit:

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I always want to cross my legs sitting, but I can't because my hips are to narrow.

Are there any secrets I don't know?

Happily I lack any male equipment down there to get in the way, but still. Women have wider hips.

I mean, I can't put one knee over the other but it doesn't feel relaxed. ...again probably just practice, so like heels I should just do it all the time, right?
 
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Guess what?
Crossing legs like a woman is not just not having a package to get in the way. :lit:

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2014 feminism told us that men don't cross their legs because we just want to take up space and "manspread", it has nothing to do with wide or narrow hips. They even made chairs to correct the problem (men taking up too much space and women too little), and won design awards.
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:story: Good on this woman for not taking this shit. Imagine thinking that a 10+ year relationship will still work if one of the people completely changes from one side of the spectrum to the other. The selfishness from troons is what makes it hard for empathetic people to truly care for them, not that they deserve an ounce of kindness.
The good thing about this story is that, despite the 10+year marriage, there are no kids in the picture.
 
Oh yeah, injecting this Pickle content right into my veins. Get fucked tranny, your wife doesn't owe you a magical journey to womanhood when you blow up her entire life on a whim that you admit started 6 months ago and "questioned" for a day or two. This type of shit is really one of the things that peeked me way back when. For all the rhetoric about knowing since childhood and being closeted and all that nonsense, a huge number of them will admit that there was a some acute trigger (in this case, a depressive episode that could have come from any number of places) that turns what I'm assuming was a secret tranny porn addiction into a full blown identity crisis. And we're all supposed to nod our heads that it totally makes sense to believe this dude really understands himself now, that's how introspection works. If this were any other desire, a career change, having an affair, even just getting a fucking motorcycle, people would say that he's having a midlife crisis, but chopping you dick off can only be because of living "authentically".
There’s an endless supply of reasons to hate them but the way they’re so cruel to their loved ones is close to the top. Like threatening to cut their parents out of their lives for messing up their pronouns/name the very next day. Or they’ll ask family members to take down any old photographs and stop referring to any shared memories, but then get upset when they say they need time to mourn. How is that any different than tiptoeing around an angry drunk?
 
it has nothing to do with wide or narrow hips.
It honestly doesn't. The troon is so fucking stupid he's just fat and must have zero core strength (which I can only imagine exists in someone who's been living like a white veal calf since two decades before quarantine i.e. a masterful fat-fu artiste). There are women who look like the "LMAO'd one too many times" meme or like a dorito had a baby with Eugenia Cooney and none of them have the inability to cross legs. It's harder for men to do it beause it really reduces their stability when sitting on a bench seat or bus seat, but they can do it just fine. It just doesn't feel the same as when their legs are far enough apart to be stable enough for lifting weights.
 
Troon and Pooner envy is off the charts.

They vacillate between creepy envy and disgusting narcissism. Old take, but for all the talk of being real to who they truly are and accepting and loving themselves, they sure do tend to wish to be someone else.
 
It just doesn't feel the same as when their legs are far enough apart to be stable enough for lifting weights.
Well technically men are more stable lifting wheights with their legs more together than women, so if the troon has taken the magic hormones that change sceletal structure he should work on keeping his legs apart to avoid injury.
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Well technically men are more stable lifting wheights with their legs more together than women, so if the troon has taken the magic hormones that change sceletal structure he should work on keeping his legs apart to avoid injury.
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Sorry for my bad English. I was trying to use the phrase "weightlifting stable" to describe the higher level of stability that a man feels while seated with his legs apart. That degree of comfortable, not some pronouncement about weightlifting as I am assuredly not an expert in that sport.
 
Sorry for my bad English. I was trying to use the phrase "weightlifting stable" to describe the higher level of stability that a man feels while seated with his legs apart. That degree of comfortable, not some pronouncement about weightlifting as I am assuredly not an expert in that sport.
The whole idea of "just never relax when sitting down" might not seem like a big deal, but to keep it up for a lifetime might be harder than one thinks, if it is one more of 10 things to remember in order to "pass". Being constantly mindfull of of things like where your knees are at all times in order to treat some mental disorder seems intuitively like a bad idea, but who am I to question science?
 
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