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The whole last two seasons were crap. Marco Inaros was a dogshit antagonist and Belters chimping out was a poor substitute for Mars and Earth duking it out, or exploring weird alien planets and installations.

Every moment Naomi or her retarded bastard spawn were on the screen was pure fucking agony. Doesn't help they killed off or wrote out most of the good characters and we were left with the dregs.
It went to shit as soon as Amazon took over. We can criticize the ending of season 3 but I don't have that much against it because at the time they knew it was over and there's too much to properly wrap up. The show ended with season 3 and everything else is a figment of your imagination.
 
I remember the fans of the book series hyping up Duarte and then he is barely in a couple of scenes right as the show ended. To me that part was way more interesting than watching Naomi gasping for air in a derelict ship for 3 episodes.
He makes two appearances after, what, three seasons of foreshadowing? What a waste. Also of course the book fans were hyping him up, meanwhile the show fans shit on him.
A few people like Spell&Shield were worried that they could abandon the CRPG genre but they were wrong:
My problem was them making CRPGs, because I want to like them but they have too many issues for me, both game wise and the company themselves.
 
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It is Gamescom today with Geoff Keighley, are you ready guys?

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Germany - 8p CEST
London - 7p BST
New York - 2p EDT
Los Angeles - 11a PDT
Mexico City - 1p CDT
São Paulo - 3p BRT
Moscow - 9p MSK
Mumbai - 11:30p IST
Beijing - 2a CST
Tokyo/Seoul - 3a JST
Sydney - 4a AEST

Official livestream:
 
It is Gamescom today with Geoff Keighley, are you ready guys?

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Germany - 8p CEST
London - 7p BST
New York - 2p EDT
Los Angeles - 11a PDT
Mexico City - 1p CDT
São Paulo - 3p BRT
Moscow - 9p MSK
Mumbai - 11:30p IST
Beijing - 2a CST
Tokyo/Seoul - 3a JST
Sydney - 4a AEST

Official livestream:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=74oh7zD_jxI
Worth tuning in just to see what shitshow BO7 will be. In case you have been living under the rock, the franchise is about to implode, not only that but it is universally hated by both former players and gamers who never cared for the franchise alike, on top of that Battlefield 6 is going to actually give the game a run for the money this year, and their fans aren't afraid to make that known. Go on any official piece of COD social media, it's just scorn fans shitting on the game and Battlefield fans telling people to play their game instead. Chances are that whatever shown will be booed off the stage and people will relentlessly shit on it and mock it moments after the trailer airs.

Oh, and I guess Outer Worlds 2 is going to be nice to see, for me at least. I see a Fallout logo there, probably announcing the shitty Fallout 3 demaster like they did with Oblivion, or maybe another TES6 styled nothing trailer for Fallout 5. Either way, I don't really care that much.
 
There was a trailer leaked and if that was real, we sure are in for a future cod in space shit show.
It's confirmed in the code that advanced movement is back, not sure why anybody is surprised. At least all these stupid AI generated sci-fi skins from BO6 that will surely carry over will fit, Beavis and Butthead or American Dad or the Ninja Turtles not so much.
 
It's confirmed in the code that advanced movement is back, not sure why anybody is surprised. At least all these stupid AI generated sci-fi skins from BO6 that will surely carry over will fit, Beavis and Butthead or American Dad or the Ninja Turtles not so much.
I guess we will see it soon enough on Gamescom, bring the popcorn.

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It will be so bad. I just know the fallout season 2 trailer will piss me off.
meh, the Fallout thread will probably love it since the standard for your average Fallout "fan" aren't exactly very high. Reading is too much for them now, apparently, so dumb action plot that doesn't even make sense is right up their alley, alongside token memberberries from New Vegas that actual NV fans will hate.
No point in hate, TV show fans can hardly even be classified as human and the show isn't canon either. Anyone who considers it as such is a moron and should be ignored.

Anyways, is this going live now or what? I could have sworn we had another hour left before it starts.
Actually, just as I write this the stream starts and we have a pre-show in 30 minutes
Fun, more waiting.

The preshow started and we're literally starting with a new Bubsy game

Let this set tone for the rest of this presentation
 
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A few people like Spell&Shield were worried that they could abandon the CRPG genre but they were wrong:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HWboB1uMaWEAs for The Expanse, I didn't read the books but I watched the show and the last two seasons were a let down. To me it felt like the writers focused on the wrong things.
Over 4 minutes of text walls, at this point just read a book.

The Expanse series is female nigger trash, also looks gay like shit. Rogue Trader was total woke slop.
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Vigor Mortis looks decent, but I imagine it will require a non potato PC to run alienating mostly everyone on /v/.

We finally get a trailer for routine after 10+ years. Anyone calling it streamer bait is like saying alien isolation or re7 was streamer bait. Technically true, but anything that draws attention is bait for them.

Okay now time for the actual shit show.

This discount sekiro 2 trash isn't cutting it, Capcom.

"Democracy is under attack now." Holy shit. These devs are so closeted. Instant no buy.

The ZOG world 2 does not look appealing whatsoever. Lol at that companion bullshot.
 
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This guy really thinks he's funny by pretending to not be funny, huh?
At least Vigor Mortis looks pretty good. Routine looks like it might be streamerbait to get those scared soy faces, but I guess we will see if it's actually good.
 
Aside from a few decent showcases, this thing is pretty miserable right now. I could stomach S2 TV show but glazing Expedition 33 I cannot abide by. Muted this shit, everyone who likes that overrated turd can eat my entire ass, along with every other Final Fantasy/JRPG fan.

Speaking of shit that can eat my ass, the first(?) KCD2 DLC is coming, and it's about...crafting, or rather blacksmithing. THRILLING, they probably have the Musa BBC cuckcoldry DLC coming later down the pipeline to get their fans excited for their next game.
 
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Polish horror game looked decent and hopefully the Divine Comedy doesn't turn out to be slop. I pray I can retain my optimism, but the rest of the showcase was awful. It feels like the English dubs and voice acting in general has gotten a lot worse. I genuinely found myself getting more irritated with every trailer. Am I old? Is this just the trajectory now?

Disregarding 33 itself, the performance was pleasantly inoffensive. She had a nice voice.
 
When i heard the name "John Carpenter's Toxic Commando" and i read Over-the-top 80s vibe and soundtrack, inspired by the legendary John Carpenter. I thought we might have something here, then i did see the trailer. We right away get these nonbinary girlboss lesbians and a a bunch of cringe millennial commentary during gameplay, and one of these girlbosses hit a old guy in the balls, WTF!..

 
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