💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.4%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.9%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.3%

  • Total voters
    695
Nick hasn’t posted the link yet but says it’s coming. He’s going live at 11 Central (archive).

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Guess he’s still obsessed with Aaron (archive).
So, I'm thinking that Aaron reported Nick for everything he's done and the state isn't happy with Nick

This is the same Nick that explicitly said "if you see something you think is illegal, report it" to justify why him, Kayla, and Melton's fans could obsessively watch Aaron's show and report anything Aaron said about Kayla even in passing

Nick's the bigger bitch
 
So, I'm thinking that Aaron reported Nick for everything he's done and the state isn't happy with Nick
I wouldn’t bet on that. Aaron is still a lazy dumbass with a penchant for shambolic behavior. Nick is extremely fortunate he fell in love with such a nitwit. Otherwise he’d be the scorned lover of someone sharp enough to see him off.
 
I wouldn’t bet on that. Aaron is still a lazy dumbass with a penchant for shambolic behavior. Nick is extremely fortunate he fell in love with such a nitwit. Otherwise he’d be the scorned lover of someone sharp enough to see him off.
Oh i thought the he's a bitch tweet was a non sequitur

It was a reply to the PAS hole tweeting that Aaron is in a hugbox because he locks his replies because he doesn't want 100 mentally ill pedophiles clogging up his replies

(Nick and the PAS holes will block you if you insult them)

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You know, I'm not one to turn my nose up at dark humour, but his delivery might be better if he tried not being a guy who constantly endangers his own kids, homeschools them to keep their neglect out of the public eye, and had his then 8-year-old daughter test positive for cocaine. He should try not doing that and seeing if anyone laughs.
Let's never forget his suicide baiting to.
Nigger Herren talking like he didnt kneeled to suck off notworking pen of a child dosing faggot, not to mention all the superchats who mocked Nick and Our wife, i really hate this faggot, Aron might skip tips, but so his new boyfried Nick, I hope Nigger Herren will stay a shitty TV presenter that will never reach the fame he dreams of by doing youtube, the moment Nick OD's you are going into obscurity will again.
 
That Ryan C. Mullaly guy is a match made in heaven for Nick. Former elementary school teacher turned lawyer who only began practicing in 2017. Really wants to get in on the conservative influencer grift. Has a failed substack and debated DesTiny. Has big-brained takes on religion and morality while being very bad at philosophy:
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He's even a "martial artist", so he and Nick can reminisce about their sweaty grappling experiences:
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And he loves mixed metaphors:
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Wil Herren laughably criticising anyone's morality after he surrendered his journalistic integrity for the merest hint of Rekieta's attention. He publicly divulged the interpersonal life of a well-placed news source to their subject matter for exactly fucking no gain.

Out of everyone, I hate Wil Herren the most. He is worse than the glowest of glownigger Rupert Murdock-pocketed MSM journoscum. At least they get extra money or favours. Wil Herren just sucks Minnesotan cock and keeps the cum as a memento for a Rugieta well-blown.
 
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Just like always Nick will perform world class mental gymnastics to explain how "fuck those kids actually", is a valid lolbertarian opinion. I know its been said before but seriously what is Nick's issue with the youth? Wouldn't he want his own children protected from the MAPtons of the world? Why would anyone consider sweeping for a 86 billion dollar company thats shielding pedophiles and banning anyone openly calling it out. Its openly anti-free speech, so it doesnt make any sense.

I guess the answer to it all is Nick hates the youth. They have what he wants, but doesnt have.

ARCHIVE FOR FAGS!

Nick has no opinions except abstractions that sound good to the most amount of people for him to gain clout. He is on the same level as 'organisers', 'influencers', and 'activists' who shout out for 'rights', 'liberation of X country', and 'Stopping X genocide'. The will never lift a finger--much less a shovel--to help, because they just want to grift off the issue. 'Government BAD!' is about as far as he thought.

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"New crowd of insane haters" = he was getting the wrong kind of attention for organizing this interview.

While I am sure this cancellation was due to some crash out over Aaron--or a call from Melton--, Nick has a problem booking guests due to his toxicity to anyone remotely respectable. He would have this problem regardless if he were truly penitent for his actions or not, because modern media is run by HR professionals. Unless he wants to fully embrace the 'recovery' angle, he will always be 'that junkie who got arrested after covering Depp and Rittenhouse'.

"I haven't had ketamine this year" is such a pathetic qualifier lol

He sounds like Tomlinson
Nick isn't a fan of mutually exclusive claims.

Nick simultaneously wants you to think he was never addicted to drugs and was just having fun, whilst also claiming it is totally fine to be administered ketamine, because it aides addicts in recovery.

Nick is sketchy as fuck about the timeline as it is almost certainly post arrest. Minnesota is quite an odd place. Nick was found with ketamine, although mysteriously not charged for it and has previously admitted taking ketamine, yet somehow also had the ability to undergo ketamine "therapy" whilst under drug monitoring tests and CPS oversight.

Wows.

He also believes that he can morally lie to you if you 'do not deserve to have the information', and that 'free speech is [his] rights on loan to others' and if you abuse it, he can retract consent.

You cannot trust anything that comes out of his mouth.
 
Wil Herren laughably criticising anyone's morality after he surrendered his journalistic integrity for the merest hint of Rekieta's attention. He publicly divulged the interpersonal life of a well-placed news source to their subject matter for exactly fucking no gain.

Out of everyone, I hate Wil Herren the most. He is worse than the glowest of glownigger Rupert Murdock-pocketed MSM journoscum. At least they get extra money or favours. Wil Herren just sucks Minnesotan cock and keeps the cum as a memento for a Rugieta well-blown.
Nick and Melton are a child abuser and pedophile respectively so I hate them more, but Wil's probably the worst of the hanger ons
 
Is he dismissing a terrifying experience that happened to some random kids whom he doesn't care about?
I'd rather be in a public school bus crashing than live in absolute terror being the KEEEEEEDS driven around by a screaming, psychotic, drunk cokehead swerving around randomly while shrieking about how much he hates them and how AAAAAAAARON ATE MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
What drug makes you think this is $28 worth of funny. Can Jersh translate the joke. He's the most capable at deciphering Nicks pickled wet brain comedy.
 
Just like always Nick will perform world class mental gymnastics to explain how "fuck those kids actually", is a valid lolbertarian opinion.
It should be no surprise that someone who only pedophiles will willingly associate with supports them. Also, pretty much only the government can sue Roblox at this point for pedo shit because their arbitration agreement is going to be a major stumbling block for any parents who actually agreed to it suing.

So Nick is basically saying even if they're profiting off child molestation literally nobody should be allowed to stop them. What does that say about Nick, worshipper of child rape anime Redo of Healer?
Look at Nick’s gunt.
What a fat fuck. Soon he'll look like Diddler Dax.
You cannot trust anything that comes out of his mouth.
The one thing you can trust about Nick's mouth is that dicks will be going into it.
 
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If he tells you snow is white and the sky is blue, he is lying.
Absolutely wrong. He wouldn’t tell you snow is white. He’ll be flippant, demand you explain what kind of snow exactly, declare you don’t know what you’re talking about and say how it’s funny and weird Eskimos have multiple definitions of snow before going on a tangent about Eskimo brothers and if you want to be his as he opens a door to a drugged out Kayla
 
It should be no surprise that someone who only pedophiles will willingly associate with supports them. Also, pretty much only the government can sue Roblox at this point for pedo shit because their arbitration agreement is going to be a major stumbling block for any parents who actually agreed to it suing.

So Nick is basically saying even if they're profiting off child molestation literally nobody should be allowed to stop them. What does that say about Nick, worshipper of child rape anime Redo of Healer?
His whole take on this Roblox stuff is particularly interesting since his own children spend or have spent a significant amount of time on Roblox. Nick is subscribed on YouTube to at least one Roblox animation (?) channel with an accompanying Roblox account. I can only assume it’s one of his children. Obviously I will not post the account since it’s clearly owned by a child.

TL;DR there is a nonzero chance Nick’s kids are getting groomed on Roblox and Nick doesn’t seem to mind.
 
TL;DR there is a nonzero chance Nick’s kids are getting groomed on Roblox and Nick doesn’t seem to mind.
He thought it was funny to joke about his own kids being raped by Muslims. Or whatever the fuck that "joke" was. It made no sense to me, I guess because I'm a cop at Denny's.
 
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