💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.5%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.4%

  • Total voters
    694
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Would you believe it?
Nick has found yet another way that he can claim to actually be superior to everyone else.

Is he dismissing a terrifying experience that happened to some random kids whom he doesn't care about? Making light of a little physical and mental trauma just to score some cheap points, perhaps?
Pssh. As if.
He's actually reaching out to the masses, trying to enlighten us, using some of his trademark humor and wit to let us all know about this superior alternative to public school—an option which he, of course, has already taken. You see, Nick has made all of the based, correct, right-wing, trad-pilled decisions in his life, so he's actually better than us. We just don't get it.


God, he's such a fucking caricature.
You know, I'm not one to turn my nose up at dark humour, but his delivery might be better if he tried not being a guy who constantly endangers his own kids, homeschools them to keep their neglect out of the public eye, and had his then 8-year-old daughter test positive for cocaine. He should try not doing that and seeing if anyone laughs.
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Just like always Nick will perform world class mental gymnastics to explain how "fuck those kids actually", is a valid lolbertarian opinion. I know its been said before but seriously what is Nick's issue with the youth? Wouldn't he want his own children protected from the MAPtons of the world? Why would anyone consider sweeping for a 86 billion dollar company thats shielding pedophiles and banning anyone openly calling it out. Its openly anti-free speech, so it doesnt make any sense.

I guess the answer to it all is Nick hates the youth. They have what he wants, but doesnt have.

ARCHIVE FOR FAGS!
He's really dying for any excuse to defend pedos, isn't he? Such an odd hill to die on. I don't fucking care who sues pedophile-enablers, such people shouldn't have rights anyway.
 
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Would you believe it?
Nick has found yet another way that he can claim to actually be superior to everyone else.

Is he dismissing a terrifying experience that happened to some random kids whom he doesn't care about? Making light of a little physical and mental trauma just to score some cheap points, perhaps?
Pssh. As if.
He's actually reaching out to the masses, trying to enlighten us, using some of his trademark humor and wit to let us all know about this superior alternative to public school—an option which he, of course, has already taken. You see, Nick has made all of the based, correct, right-wing, trad-pilled decisions in his life, so he's actually better than us. We just don't get it.


God, he's such a fucking caricature.
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Just like always Nick will perform world class mental gymnastics to explain how "fuck those kids actually", is a valid lolbertarian opinion. I know its been said before but seriously what is Nick's issue with the youth? Wouldn't he want his own children protected from the MAPtons of the world? Why would anyone consider sweeping for a 86 billion dollar company thats shielding pedophiles and banning anyone openly calling it out. Its openly anti-free speech, so it doesnt make any sense.

I guess the answer to it all is Nick hates the youth. They have what he wants, but doesnt have.

ARCHIVE FOR FAGS!
 
Nick elaborated more on his Ketamine use on IG. Seems a bit defensive.
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I'm laughing at "FOR ADDICTS" bc he's not one, of course.
Whole exchange attached. His first comment was posted previously by me.

His denials being so specific and so precise means there's something hidden in there. He seems really sensitive about the Ketamine subject. Maybe he's just passing his Special K script to Kayla who is abusing them.

Nick hasn’t posted the link yet but says it’s coming. He’s going live at 11 Central (archive).

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Guess he’s still obsessed with Aaron (archive).

"[Aaron's]. A. Bitch. [for restricting his replies to only people he follows]" Balldo says this while he just blocks anyone who gives him criticism in his replies.
 
They'll either get around to it when they do or perhaps if he completes his CLEs and moves to change his status back to active.
Nick will Uno Reverso this and claim he doesn't want to be a lawyer. He wants to just keep saying his license is suspended just due to the pro forma CLE process and he doesn't complete it because he's too busy driving his kids to activities and taking Kayla to her boyfriends house.

But really, he doesn't do the CLE because he knows that as soon as the CLE delinquency is rectified, they'll file discipline action against him. He likes saying he's not a lawyer because he didn't complete the free, online CLE. He does not want to have to say he isn't a lawyer because he's an unethical piece of shit. I'm betting he's still mad KF farms pointed out he owed his licensing+late fee to reinstate only to be immediately suspended for CLE.

In Nick's mind, if he completes probation and just stays in CLE status, he's as pure as any lawyer that wasn't charged with a felony or had any complaints against him. "No criminal convictions, no sustained complaints"
 
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Would you believe it?
Nick has found yet another way that he can claim to actually be superior to everyone else.

Is he dismissing a terrifying experience that happened to some random kids whom he doesn't care about? Making light of a little physical and mental trauma just to score some cheap points, perhaps?
Pssh. As if.
He's actually reaching out to the masses, trying to enlighten us, using some of his trademark humor and wit to let us all know about this superior alternative to public school—an option which he, of course, has already taken. You see, Nick has made all of the based, correct, right-wing, trad-pilled decisions in his life, so he's actually better than us. We just don't get it.


God, he's such a fucking caricature.
Kill yourself, Nick.

Round up lolbertarians and bury them alive in a mass grave.
 
His denials being so specific and so precise means there's something hidden in there. He seems really sensitive about the Ketamine subject. Maybe he's just passing his Special K script to Kayla who is abusing them.
I bet he's butthurt because his doctor said the ketamine "therapy" is just for addicts if he wanted to continue taking it but he couldn't admit he's still an addict despite desperately wanting the ketamine.
 
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Nick isn't a fan of mutually exclusive claims.

Nick simultaneously wants you to think he was never addicted to drugs and was just having fun, whilst also claiming it is totally fine to be administered ketamine, because it aides addicts in recovery.

Nick is sketchy as fuck about the timeline as it is almost certainly post arrest. Minnesota is quite an odd place. Nick was found with ketamine, although mysteriously not charged for it and has previously admitted taking ketamine, yet somehow also had the ability to undergo ketamine "therapy" whilst under drug monitoring tests and CPS oversight.

Wows.
 
Citizen M requesting shirtless hi-res pics of Aaron confirms what we always suspected about him.
F-A-G-G-O-T!
 
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