💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[ZipDisk]

Wait is Jack seriously saying Sid from Toy Story is better than his actual son?

Because I'd believe he'd say something that fucking stupid.

 

[neger psykolog]

Simply Sara, of whom precious little content still exists after her recent demise and subsequent account deletion, but she was a definite icon of the horrid foodtuber industry, despite being a much nicer person than Jack ever was. Don't miss the macaroni salad, it puts Aunt Myrna to shame.

Didn't all of Simply Sara's food actually look good and it was mostly her appearance and her overuse of mayo, micrale whip and other typical American hyperfat ingredients and prolific amounts of oil and other shit that caused her to be mocked?

 

[a terminal posture]

Didn't all of Simply Sara's food actually look good and it was mostly her appearance and her overuse of mayo, micrale whip and other typical American hyperfat ingredients and prolific amounts of oil and other shit that caused her to be mocked?

She had basic cooking skills and could turn out decent dishes now and then but it was still mostly slop calories bombs, which could actually taste OK but you can't eat that stuff every day.

 

[Tiresome]

Didn't all of Simply Sara's food actually look good

I wouldn't go that far. But if you ran off the road in a storm in Bumfuck, WV and Sara offered to put you up for the night and feed you, whatever she was making wouldn't kill you and likely wouldn't taste terrible, which is far more than you can say for anything by Fats Scalfani.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

I will play devil's advocate for Jack since he is saying that he will accept whatever career path his grandson will take.

However, I really doubt that's fully true if Jack's grandson pursues a career that Jack himself personally doesn't approve of.

We know this isn't true based on how he treated his own son for smoking weed. It is also ironic for him to be talking to his grandson about manual labor when Jack spent his entire life avoiding doing any actual work in any form.

It doesn't matter anymore because Jack will not be around in eighteen years to see his grandson became a man and choose his direction in life.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

What's wrong with good old-fashioned racism?

Where did I say it was wrong? It's just facts and racism aren't on speaking terms..

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Bullshit. That's not Hammy Jr's child. It doesn't look a thing like Jim Traynor.

But seriously I feel for that kid having to grow up with Jr as his father and Fatty and Hammy as grandparents. The kid is already lost and name like "Atreus" isn't going to help. Parents need to stop naming their kids ridiculous names. It only leads to trouble down the line. And fucking "Jason" with an "i"?

Even now Jr can't stop being a fucking nigger.

Third, he gave him a black middle name.

So he's Jim Traynor's child in spirit?

EDIT: Spelling

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Atreus just reminds me more of the band Atreyu, who I've not heard in a very long time. Jr. woulda been in elementary school when they were big.

I was going to say the same thing, actually first I thought the band's name was Atreus until I remembered it was Atreyu. It doesn't matter much anyways because I'm sure the idea (or what will end up happening) was to call the kid AJ, because 90% of the family won't be able to spell it anyhow.

The most unrealistic part is Jack holding the baby.

That or him raising both his arms.

 

[the khat quaffer]

I was going to say the same thing, actually first I thought the band's name was Atreus until I remembered it was Atreyu.

You are now a high school freshman again.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Just popping in to say Godspeed to Jack's grandson. Between the gene pool he originated in and the very Sephiroth-esque name, he is in for a very rough life.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Careers Jack would try to kill his grandson over

Doctor
Dietician
Astronaut
Professor

 

[Adamska]

I wouldn't go that far. But if you ran off the road in a storm in Bumfuck, WV and Sara offered to put you up for the night and feed you, whatever she was making wouldn't kill you and likely wouldn't taste terrible, which is far more than you can say for anything by Fats Scalfani.

She also was willing to at times listen to critique and she openly admitted that she ate what she liked. No seething and shitty attempts to pretend to diet when it came to her.

She was basically anti-Jack in that approach.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

She also was willing to at times listen to critique and she openly admitted that she ate what she liked. No seething and shitty attempts to pretend to diet when it came to her.

She was basically anti-Jack in that approach.

Sara for all her fat ways was at least genuine.

Fatty isn't. He's a clout chaser at best.

 

[Wizard 1]

Let me know if im posting this in the wrong spot (sorry if i am) - is anyone aware of similar horrible youtube chefs to Jack? Think stuff like party cheese salad or that one godforsaken video where jack is boiling meat and it looks like a radiated grey bubble. Just downright horrific content of someone who is bold-faced cooking an abomination two steps away from qualifying as a homonculus. Odd request but I think theyre fascinating, maybe a general thread of dogshit chefs can be made some day,

If you want the brit version of Jack, Candy's Cooking is a great runner-up. At least Kay seems to be doing it for genuine love of the craft(?) and not chasing eceleb status like Jack and Candy do.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Atreus is just a terrible name. That poor kid

Just popping in to say Godspeed to Jack's grandson. Between the gene pool he originated in and the very Sephiroth-esque name, he is in for a very rough life.

Maybe he’s going to settle for his middle name.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Maybe he’s going to settle for his middle name.

That's not much better due to the retarded spelling

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Nah, sourdough is the king of grilled cheese breads

I know the thread has moved on, but just chiming in to say I tried this for the first time this weekend and it was great! Thanks for the suggestion.

I imagine Atreyu jay.son Scalfatty will ask to be called AJ as soon as he's old enough to realise how fucking stupid his name is and will likely punch walls when reminded.

In fairness, it is a kindness to give your kid one normal name between the first two if you simply must make one of them weird or self-indulgent. That said, poor kid. His whole life is going to be spent dodging A.J. Soprano and God of War and NeverEnding Story references. Yeesh.

 

[Kokenami]

Atreus is just a terrible name. That poor kid

Life pro tip: if the name of your child sounds like the name of the main character of a JRPG, go back to the drawing board.

 

[Random Internet Person]

In fairness, it is a kindness to give your kid one normal name between the first two if you simply must make one of them weird or self-indulgent. That said, poor kid. His whole life is going to be spent dodging A.J. Soprano and God of War and NeverEnding Story references. Yeesh.

Well that’s an interesting combo.

 

[CryoRevival #SJ-112]

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Sus blanket pattern...

 

[ADN_VIII]

I know the thread has moved on, but just chiming in to say I tried this for the first time this weekend and it was great! Thanks for the suggestion.

Try sourdough bread, Duke's mayo on the outside, with deli slices of American cheese. Cook low and slow until the bread is a rich golden brown.