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Atreus is just a terrible name. That poor kid
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Jack can't fucking pronounce Atreus. Though I'll bet he appreciates that someone wrapped the kid in a tortilla for him.
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"The restaurant with Secret in its name is in fact secret" you don't say Jack! One of Google's top guys no doubt.
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First off, Jack must be hurting HARD that the kid isn't Jack Scalfani III (even though I don't believe even Junior has the exact same middle name.)
Secondly, the faggot actually named his son after a God of War character. This fuckin trash.
Third, he gave him a black middle name.
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Is the mother a transman? I'd upload the picture but the forum upload is acting crappy atm.
Congratulations jack, but I don't get why Jack Jr is breastfeeding.
Congratulations jack, but I don't get why Jack Jr is breastfeeding.
Dead Air
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The angle he's holding the baby at is weird but skin to skin contact from both parents, especially the mother, after birth is a normal thing. I have three kids and every time the hospital basically made you do it. Something about giving the child an initial colonization of skin bacteria from their parents after birth.
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Honestly I'd say Jr is white trash enough to go shirtless even in the hospital but if I had to guess, it's probably something about giving newborns skin on skin contact.
(Ninja'd by @Dead Air)
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the wigger can't even spell Jason correctly.
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What's the over/under for how long it takes fatty to get jealous of the baby? What's the over/under on how long it takes fatty to make a video about what a great grandfather he is? What's the over/under on how long it takes fatty to eat the poor kid?
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That poor child doesn't deserve what horrors await it in this life.
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Can you imagine trying to grow up in a house where your dad is barely employed, thoroughly uneducated, with no proper life experience and sits all day in his room playing video games? Add to that, your grandfather, as long as he lasts, is profoundly disabled both mentally and physically and has to spend all his time being nursed by your grandma. You'd literally have no guidance on how to be a man or a father.
Junior is a product of being raised by Jack. Playstation Scalfani is going to get it even worse.
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Jack will probably be dead before that kid starts forming memories.
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The white race is saved!
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Do you think he will get the CHOKE SLAM treatment like his daddy Hulkster?
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Question: Did they name this child "Atreus" because that's Kratos' son's name in the recently popular videogame franchise God Of War? Because the only time I've heard of anyone with that name, it was there. From thebump:
Maybe they just keep more sophisticated company and know a lot of patronly greek men named Atreus, but let's be honest: they gave this kid an awkward greek name because they saw it in a trendy videogame, and now everyone's going to know this kid's dad was an idiot consumer for the rest of his life. What the fuck.
Maybe they just keep more sophisticated company and know a lot of patronly greek men named Atreus, but let's be honest: they gave this kid an awkward greek name because they saw it in a trendy videogame, and now everyone's going to know this kid's dad was an idiot consumer for the rest of his life. What the fuck.
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It’s the son from the new God of War video games. Pop culture parents were a mistake.
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So without a doubt he’s been named after Kratos’s son from the God of War Norse Saga right?
Could be worse with dork parents, I know a mechanic named Anakin. Good guy but jeez what a shit name.
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Comgra Jack and th Scalfi clan.
Àtreus can just be shorted to "ass" so that's what I'm gonna call this kid from now on. and I guess I'll still call Jack a piece of shit too.
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Okay, sure. Naming your kid after a pop culture character is pretty common these days. Nobody is going to mishear this for something less strange. Might as well be Khaleesi.
THIS is what really limes my eggs. It's a common name purposefully misspelled to be "unique" and "special". All it's going to do is cause a lifetime of spelling his name, letter by letter, to medical receptionists, employers, and DMV employees. And it's a fucking middle name, nobody but those categories of people are going to even see this shit. It's purposefully obtuse.
Just glad it wasn't Aydennnnn, Braxton, or some shit.