🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Ducks Sorted in a Row]

unless you watched some other video I have no fucking idea how you came to that conclusion, it’s just a blank canvas in VRAM you can draw to. Read the docs on surfaces. You kinda just set it once and forget about it unless the screen gets resized or you need to draw to it.

When he made a video a long time ago talking about his amazing lighting system I figured he was just using surfaces. What he’s doing isn’t even really ray tracing. It’s only moving from side to side and creating a fake gradient. What he’s doing with his code could be accomplished with a simple sprite with an alpha

imma be honest i kinda skimmed it on 3x speed and thought the code shown at 10:35 was the "fixed" code.

 

[Gas Snake]

Mald explaining his elite code to chat:

EDIT: I had a better idea

 

[Massive Retard]

But what makes it funny is that I'm sure someone here posted a clip where Jason specifically jerks himself off while claiming how great his "lighting system" is.

Or maybe its Mandela effect on my part...

"ridiculously efficient"

 

[Billy Bong]

Does it allow you to see messages nuked by the bot? I ask because Mald seems to imply that the messages never hit chat in the first place, so I'm curious if he's lying or doesn't know WTF he's talking about:
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He doesn't know WTF he is talking about. You can highlight banned messages with better Twitch TV so they stand out.
His stream just finished. I'm pretty sure he got to over 2K banned this stream. From the time I tuned in to see how it was going until it ended, all he was doing was watching the ban number go up and talking about all the dirtbags being banned. That's all he did for what must have been over half an hour. He's a very special boy.

 

[volatile puar]

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"ridiculously efficient"

WHAT DOES THIS NIGGER THINK INTEGRATED GRAPHICS ARE? No, Jason, Dell is not shipping computers without GPUs in them, you retard, the Intel cpu just has a small gpu in it.

 

[Slimpacks]

I will upload the transcription soon but no video sadly, hopefully someone recovers the vod

No worries, I've set up a cronjob to download his streams. Mald really should learn that taking down the vods won't stop his autistic a-loggers, he did the same when the coding jesus crash out happened and it didn't work. Waiting for the transcription.

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

It's worth mentioning that anything can run "on a fridge" if you use cloud streaming (https://x.com/Andy_VGC/status/1315920909442658305), and although I haven't seen the famous fridge video, I doubt it shows proof that it's actually running on device.

Either way, it's not like running a GameMaker game on some generic quad-core ARM board is all that impressive. From what I have gathered some smart fridges even use an i5, and it's not exactly a feat to run x86 software on an x86 CPU. There's nothing to boast about and it has nothing to do with his code. People aren't compiling it from source to run on exotic hardware(they can't since it's proprietary), and these smart fridges aren't all that exotic. They're more powerful and closer to modern PCs than 6th gen consoles.

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

"ridiculously efficient"

But you see, ACK-shually it's bad on purpose. He did it because iGPUs can't run shaders apparently (???). How did he come to that conclusion, I've no idea but here we are:

(source)

 

[1983 Opel Kadett]

At this pace he'll end up banning everyone

 

[LetThemSneed]

Yeah okay Maldy. I guess dialogue doesn't count towards being text-wise done.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

Mald explaining his elite code to chat:
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"You see, 'mono' means 'one'."



"And 'rail' means 'rail'."



"Eat my entire ass."

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

No worries, I've set up a cronjob to download his streams. Mald really should learn that taking down the vods won't stop his autistic a-loggers, he did the same when the coding jesus crash out happened and it didn't work. Waiting for the transcription.

Awesome. Today had some good malding. Transcription attached in zip below, it won't accept just the .srt so I zipped.

Instead of word count, I'll just highlight this segment, as I mentioned before:

Wednesday is likely the day that I release the new Heartbound update.
So the 16th.
Cause I have no stream on that day.
So I'm just gonna hammer that the whole day.
There's nothing else to do.
And then the 17th is my birthday,
which normally I wouldn't stream on a Thursday,
but I will be streaming on this Thursday.
So I'll just stream on that day till my eyes fall out.

Also, he said fridge 52 times. Insane behavior. (9 times)

 

[fiddlecauliflower]

But you see, ACK-shually it's bad on purpose. He did it because iGPUs can't run shaders apparently (???). How did he come to that conclusion, I've no idea but here we are:
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(source)

iGPUs have had shader models for well over 15 years at this point. Portal 2 ran on iGPUs at release it was a big thing that Gabe was passionate about at the time. He must really be living in like 2006 or something.

Edit: I've not had time to really pore over his code, but can anyone confirm can his lighting code even handle objects in front of others? Like if the dog sprite was behind his character would it still be illuminated? Or is his claim of "physically based lighting" (which he's probably referring to PBR which this is not) completely made up?

 

[volatile puar]

defcon story

So he defeated a cyber criminal at defcon and saved the day (proof?) and in recounting the story he says "it's illegal to set up a cell tower because it disrupts 911" (which doesn't seem to be true) instead of the obvious thing of criminal hacking? As it turns out, it's a felony to intercept someone's private phone calls or text messages. Gotta love him implying that somebody might have booby-trapped their spying device with an ied, and he's a superhacker that knows, if you open it up the way it was closed in the first place, it won't explode (what made you think closing it didn't arm the bomb?).

 

[Mettaur]

Yeah okay Maldy. I guess dialogue doesn't count towards being text-wise done.
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I honestly wonder if Jason realizes he is lying when he says this and just hopes nobody catches him on it. Like does he just lie as a habit at this point. I wonder if growing up as the "kid who's dad worked at Blizzard" gave him a persistent need to impress others constantly.

 

[Vic Macedonia]

Remember guys, until Mald can accomplish simple technological feats or flex some exaggerated positions he held a decade ago, none of those other schmucks in his field haven't accomplished anything meaningful and HeartBound is the greatest, most optimized game since Doom (it can run on le smart fridge).

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

It's just a different skillset. It's easy for him to boast and lie on the back of nepotism, but Jason is not gifted at logic and not willing to learn. I don't think he knows how to learn, actually, because everything he has tried to educate others on has been either basic meme knowledge or a complete mess of incorrect, incoherent babble. I would go so far as to say he's incapable of learning, due to his ego and as exhibited by continual lolcow behavior.

Also this retard just played a TTS of someone asking him what he thought of "the ferret rape allegations". With all the hate he's getting, why even play TTS at this point? Bro is dumb as fuck.

im convinced he doesnt remember the words he says once they've left his mouth

He doesn't. He's not accustomed to facing consequences, so he never learned how to hide the tracks of his retardation.

Yeah okay Maldy. I guess dialogue doesn't count towards being text-wise done.
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Just embarrassing. I'll give credit where credit is due, watching this guy live his life sure makes me feel better about my own. If I were to put forth all my effort, I could never be anywhere near as much of a loser as this guy is.

 

[Jarch6]

First time I've heard about this. The amount of focus on his code and optimizations he could make seems pointless to me and retards like coding jesus are just milking it for content right now because Mald is the new hotness. It's a shitty 2D game made in Gamemaker so who cares how well it's coded it's one of those things like, if it works it works, Undertale also has shitty coding and that was pretty successful.

The only thing that should be made a point of about his code is how he claims to be some long time game dev with experience but is writing shit like an intern. Exposing him for this raytracing engine that most likely doesn't exist would be nice.

While I do think CJ’s critiques were nitpicks, he is right that code readability does matter (performance for a glorified RPG maker game not so much). Also, Toby fox was sloppy with UT but at least he got it out the door in a reasonable time (and he never claimed to be a l33t coder like mald). Jason is both going at a glacial pace and is writing spaghetti code, what’s his excuse? (Muh ARG doesn’t count ferretfucker).

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I did finally figure it out, you don't just need to EQ the vocal you also need to pitch his voice up by a semitone, exactly one semitone, to hear his real voice. This is a before and after.

I can see why he alters it.

 

[Huddinge]

Did anyone save todays stream? Someone told him that quin69 was currently playing the Heartbound demo and he had an hour long spergout, and then quickly deleted the vod and all the clips afterwards. He kept talking trash about quin and how quin had been harassing him for several months. The only clips i managed to save where the two that he watched on his stream. The funny thing was that he wasnt hate playing the game at all, and due to being a huge contrarian he tried his hardest to like it and gave it a good review afterwards.

 

[fiddlecauliflower]

First time I've heard about this. The amount of focus on his code and optimizations he could make seems pointless to me and retards like coding jesus are just milking it for content right now because Mald is the new hotness. It's a shitty 2D game made in Gamemaker so who cares how well it's coded it's one of those things like, if it works it works, Undertale also has shitty coding and that was pretty successful.

The only thing that should be made a point of about his code is how he claims to be some long time game dev with experience but is writing shit like an intern. Exposing him for this raytracing engine that most likely doesn't exist would be nice.

Being a programmer is 70% of Mald's personality, the other 30% being an ex-Blizzard developer. So it's very funny to see him sperg out about how no one else understands his amazing code that's actually shitty. Plus, for anyone that understands code it's fun to laugh at. A sort of "This is how you don't play" but for programmers.