🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Joe Headroom]

Sure, he doesn't need to name who did exactly which step. That's not what I'm talking about. He also didn't do the two available write-ups by himself either, so the pattern still applies. He didn't write up anything himself mentioning other people, the only reason that's the case is because someone else wrote it with him. And even him posting that once doesn't change the 100+ other times he's brought it up framing himself as being the only one who did anything.

Do you get it now?

https://archive.ph/QOQ5x

https://archive.ph/1Zo8O

https://archive.ph/LJ1PH

https://archive.ph/iFZjU

https://archive.ph/5yA2S

https://archive.ph/GFczR

https://archive.ph/cyu3n

https://archive.ph/87MWW

https://archive.ph/nI26E

This same faggot has written NINE articles sucking off Mald since the 27th of June. I wonder what else they've written?
Oh, an article complaining about Fansly banning furries.

https://archive.ph/T3yr9

This person is absolutely Mald adjacent. They also bitch about runescape removing pride shit, barbie's(yes, the doll) proportions, and so on along with complaining about not being able to jerk off to video games.

Jason worked really, REALLY hard on those badge challenges.

 

[BigPeanut]

Jason's mailbox got hit by a construction truck.

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DOES HE?...
A). Contact the company responsible for reimbursement?
B). File a claim with his insurance?
C). Repair the damage and move on with his life?
D). Go to Home Depot and buy a replacement?
E). Contact his lawyer and file a police report to get them arrested and/or fined under federal charges?

Spoiler: Answer

ANSWER: E

Jason files a police report! (I/A)

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Don't ask him if he's overreacting, Jason knows what he's talking about.
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And while he's completely convinced he could land people in jail for 3 years or get them a $250,000 fine, Jason WILL NOT back down. He's the victim here, and you'll hear from his lawyer!
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This all sounds so familiar though. Where have I heard this before? Was it when Jason called the FBI to get someone arrested, and got a challenge coin for saving the day?

Such a pussy always snitching and banning and crying to authorities about people.

 

[Head Muggle]

I had a couple of minutes to spare and watched JSON's stream for five minutes. Some observations:

• He has a counter for bans (1300+)
• He was copypasting something in a Minecraft config talking about how "gamedev is a lot of things and sometimes it's just about adding configs"
• When someone mentioned Heartbound he switched with lightning-speed to some text file where he keeps the patchnotes. Incredibly defensive.

Despite so much of his "game development" being dedicated to configuring a Minecraft server, he has barely any Minecraft content. He'd probably get a little gamedev cred if he did actual mod development but something tells me that JSON considers that beneath him.

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

He keeps showing the Smart Fridge Video (it's unlisted for some reason), as an excuse to say "is performant enough"; I tried to check about the guy that made the video, but I didn't find anything good.

This is his twitter; he doesn't look like someone too invested in Jason's community, and probably is just ignoring the whole drama. But it would be HILARIOUS if he calls out Jason about his code or the Smart Fridge.

Should I archive that video? Probably already is archived, but I don't know if we care enough to archive it.

I love how the fridge video doesnt even show active gameplay, just the title screen and first screen

Its also pretty wierdly irrelevant? Sure its a flex, but is it even worth it with a game thats still like barely halfway done after 10+ years of dev time?

 

[Anonymous Against Foodism]

He keeps showing the Smart Fridge Video (it's unlisted for some reason), as an excuse to say "is performant enough"; I tried to check about the guy that made the video, but I didn't find anything good.

someone should port a gamemaker game that doesn't do jason's retarded way of programming and run that on a smart fridge to absolutely fuck with him and debunk his claims that without his dumb array magic shartbound wouldn't run on a fridge

 

[Aidan]

I don't know how but I still had a subscription to his channel. He bought me with "Blizzard experience" blah blah blah... now I feel stupid.

EDIT: People! His chat rn is hilarious. I am too lazy for screencaps but he is getting MAULED

I tuned in because of you. The first message here was deleted almost instantly.

I unmuted it to see if Mald was talking and he was sitting there quietly typing the entire time I've had this up. He's more focused on banning people than streaming right now.

Someone recommended Mald use a regex for some repetitive YAML modifications he's doing and he wanted to sound smart saying "Hmm yeah we could do that.. but we'd have to match this ending in 5..." and made some excuses as to why a regex would be too hard. It would be free content to set up a regex on stream and do speed up some of the editing... He is literally scrolling through and eyeballing everything, this is insane.

A chatter recommended he use a database instead of a YAML file and Mald has an excuse saying he doesn't want "the database to fall over." and how that happened before.... What? Mald is so reliably moronic, I'm convinced you can tune in at any point of any of his content and he's going to say something incredibly stupid.

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Khronos is streaming as well and has "Unban Bingo" in the title. I don't see anything fun on his screen though regarding the unbans and am not going to suffer through these losers any more for today.

 

[ScurvyRat]

kony 2012 original vs fixed audio.mp4

I did finally figure it out, you don't just need to EQ the vocal you also need to pitch his voice up by a semitone, exactly one semitone, to hear his real voice. This is a before and after.

His real voice is somehow even more insufferable. Dear God.

 

[The Stranger]

It's a shitty 2D game made in Gamemaker so who cares how well it's coded it's one of those things like, if it works it works

The Coding Jesus (the name is cringe I agree) channel is about teaching people to code. God forbid he uses an example of awful code as a lesson of what not to do. Also, Maldy's code is so unmaintainable that it's burdensome to work with which is probably one of the reasons he never fucking updates it. Every time he wants to add something he has a giant Gordian Knot he has to untangle first. So no, just compiling and "working" isn't good enough.

 

[Meat Target]

The Coding Jesus (the name is cringe I agree) channel is about teaching people to code. God forbid he uses an example of awful code as a lesson of what not to do. Also, Maldy's code is so unmaintainable that it's burdensome to work with which is probably one of the reasons he never fucking updates it. Every time he wants to add something he has a giant Gordian Knot he has to untangle first. So no, just compiling and "working" isn't good enough.

Isn't what Mald has what they call "spaghetti code"?

 

[onkey]

I love how the fridge video doesnt even show active gameplay, just the title screen and first screen

Its also pretty wierdly irrelevant? Sure its a flex, but is it even worth it with a game thats still like barely halfway done after 10+ years of dev time?

how is it a flex? it's not that hard to make a gamemaker game run on android. notice that theres no gameplay, because it's unplayable unless you attach a keyboard or controlller to your fridge.

 

[cigint]

I was asking if someone is autistic enough to search for those videos/streams where he uses that excuse

Pretty much everything ridiculous from his past streams has been posted in this thread somewhere already.

 

[Shieldman]

The grifter has made a third video on Mald, but it's behind a paywall for now. This time there's a gamemaker developer as a guest, which is an interesting twist, but that could be a nobody.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jDB49s7Naww

Just watched it.

The interesting part is the first third. They focus on Jason's "special" lighting code and how inefficient it is. And its true.

But what makes it funny is that I'm sure someone here posted a clip where Jason specifically jerks himself off while claiming how great his "lighting system" is.

Or maybe its Mandela effect on my part...

 

[Dr. Hal Emmerich]

I don't know how but I still had a subscription to his channel. He bought me with "Blizzard experience" blah blah blah... now I feel stupid.

EDIT: People! His chat rn is hilarious. I am too lazy for screencaps but he is getting MAULED

I had a few minutes to watch and get some screenshots:

Spoiler: Dump of a few good messages

Most of these were instabanned

Right now he's adjusting individual values (e.g. copy-pasting lines to change a 1 to a 5) across multiple lines in a massive .yaml file, by hand, at most one edit per minute because he's too busy talking to chat. If he were at all competent he could write a script to make updates like these.

Any clippers, he responds to this chat at ~11:37:00 into today's stream, saying something about the performance difference not being important:

 

[ChudJack009]

He keeps showing the Smart Fridge Video (it's unlisted for some reason), as an excuse to say "is performant enough"; I tried to check about the guy that made the video, but I didn't find anything good.

This is his twitter; he doesn't look like someone too invested in Jason's community, and probably is just ignoring the whole drama. But it would be HILARIOUS if he calls out Jason about his code or the Smart Fridge.

Should I archive that video? Probably already is archived, but I don't know if we care enough to archive it.

whats the point of the smartfridge argument... its a visual novel... according to most the people playing the game he coulda axed all the minigame stuff and created the whole thing in renpy

 

[crestfallen]

A smart fridge is just a fridge with a computer in it. Really not that different from running it on a normal computer.

 

[an retard]

Right now he's adjusting individual values (e.g. copy-pasting lines to change a 1 to a 5) across multiple lines in a massive .yaml file, by hand, at most one edit per minute because he's too busy talking to chat. If he were at all competent he could write a script to make updates like these.

I've known people like this that I know for a fucking fact are competent enough to just drum up a quick shell script to automate a repetitive task, but they do it manually because it takes up more time and makes it look like they're doing work while they effectively zone out while listening to podcasts or some shit. First time I've seen this behavior on a stream before though... he doesn't have a boss he needs to fool anymore, but I guess old habits die hard.

 

[ChudJack009]

Pretty much everything ridiculous from his past streams has been posted in this thread somewhere already.

wisdom3.mp4

oh boy is this bad on multiple levels but i think the worst part is that he says that "you should be able to mess with and hack single player games". im convinced he doesnt remember the words he says once they've left his mouth

 

[clever handle]

Jason at this point has morphed into something I've had a lot of navelgazing about - he's essentially, at this point, in a place where the PR maintaining his grift and facade is as much or more a full-time job as it would be merely doing the things he claims to be able to do. If you build a fake persona to skip the line, but end up doing as much or more work as it would merely earning those credentials anyways, how worth it is it, really?

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

how is it a flex? it's not that hard to make a gamemaker game run on android. notice that theres no gameplay, because it's unplayable unless you attach a keyboard or controlller to your fridge.

It's the most Jason'esque "flex" possible. Mald wants you to think it's some sort of an engineering marvel, but what he doesn't mention is that the "smart fridge" isn's some calculator (if only because it has a 1080p display):


The fridge appears to be a "Samsung Family Hub". Since the video is relatively old (Feb 14, 2021) the exact model might not be listed anymore, but looking at something like this we can see that the specs would be more than enough to run ShartBound even if we assume the model it was ran on is a bit shittier (a > $4k fridge BTW):


Also, Jason liked to "bundle" an "it runs on an Android watch" with the whole fridge thing. As far as I can tell he never produced any proof of this, and the last mention I can find was on Nov 15, 2024. I wonder why.

 

[limbdiction]

If you build a fake persona to skip the line, but end up doing as much or more work as it would merely earning those credentials anyways, how worth it is it, really?

It's just a different skillset. It's easy for him to boast and lie on the back of nepotism, but Jason is not gifted at logic and not willing to learn. I don't think he knows how to learn, actually, because everything he has tried to educate others on has been either basic meme knowledge or a complete mess of incorrect, incoherent babble. I would go so far as to say he's incapable of learning, due to his ego and as exhibited by continual lolcow behavior.