🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 38 0.7%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 598 10.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 148 2.6%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 170 3.0%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 2,084 37.1%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,577 45.9%

  • Total voters
    5,615
Of course none of these choices actually affect the story outcome, the dog dies no matter what you do
The "choices" are very superficially addressed like you said, but there also also deep issues with the pacing. You meet some furry characters in a cutscene, and after walking through two basically empty screens, you're suddenly expected to act like your lives have become intertwined and you're supposed to care about them like party members you've had for 30 hours. When HarmfulOpinions was playing through Animus, it read like a parody of the whole RPG genre.
 


I did finally figure it out, you don't just need to EQ the vocal you also need to pitch his voice up by a semitone, exactly one semitone, to hear his real voice. This is a before and after.
 
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I did finally figure it out, you don't just need to EQ the vocal you also need to pitch his voice up by a semitone, exactly one semitone, to hear his real voice. This is a before and after.
GOD, I tried so hard to listen to it, I really did, but it hurts. I’m too weak. Maybe it’s better for all of us he had his “second puberty”
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=73l1VfzeRYY I wanna say this

There's some examples from Japan in the 90s when people were just throwing shit at the wall to see what will succeed.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dYAAY5BYJ6s:526
They had the excuse that gaming was still in its infancy at that time. Devs were still trying to figure out what could be done with this booming new medium.

If you wanna make a game allegorical of the trauma you experienced from that one time your parents signed you up for little league, or why the jocks shoved you in lockers because you're an abrasive, unpleasant cunt with the social graces of a dead fish you were different, smart, and special, or how you discovered you were gay by watching cartoons, you can.

Just don't expect me to treat your sob story as the digital heir to Michelangelo or Cormac McCarthy.
 
I tried watching Harmful Opinions' playthrough but fell asleep in the middle of it.
But what I saw was painfully cringe - dry writing that tried so hard to quirky, le evil voice shitting up your screen with emo messages every five seconds, the "plot" being a disjointed series of random shit that isn't really explained (the dog disappears - wahh evil monster - the old guy teleports you to some shadow realm - wahh evil book - the dog fucking explodes - you teleport to a furry dimension - here, go and fix this pocket watch - suddenly you are in a ca- okay okay, you get the idea), but my biggest gripe so far is:
THE PROTAGONISTS IS SO FUCKING UNLIKEABLE JESUS CHRIST
Why would the player want to help this scowling, self loathing twerp? I don't want to see him happy, I want the dog to bite his fucking dick off arghhh
 
I want to find who first said "games don't have to be fun" and beat them with the buckle end of my belt.
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Thank you, Druckmann.
 
I'm watching the coding jesus premiere, and this is a straight up murder. Mald's code is so horrific that coding jesus and his cohost made the framework x495 more efficient. The only issue is that it seems to only be the demo, so Mald's excuse will probably be "but I only had 13 years of dev experience at the time(in 2018)", but as the guy said, Mald's code is so atrocious he should've just restarted.

Btw, do any coders know if it really runs on a fridge, or if he's just using the fridge as the display?
 
Came across a viral tweet today
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He really is going in the yanderedev hall of fame
Alex Mahan wrote more code and added more content to Yandere Simulator as a self-admitted amateur developer in the same time when Jason Hall did absolutely zero work on Heartbound as a self-admitted 20 year industry veteran. To compare Jason to Alex is an insult to the cum chalice chugging champion.
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In the end, he won. For which, I humbly submit, a toast.
 
They had the excuse that gaming was still in its infancy at that time. Devs were still trying to figure out what could be done with this booming new medium.
It came out after Super Mario, after Doom, after Quake, after the crash of the 80s, after cRPGs moved from just ASCII symbols to first person to isometric and back to first person now in full 3D, after point and click adventures boomed and then died, after short-lived FMV revolution. When this game came out, Steam was already an established and popular distribution platform. Weird art games such as Museum of Anything Goes, LSD Dream Simulator or Seaman came out long before it.
I wouldn't call it infancy.
 
Btw, do any coders know if it really runs on a fridge, or if he's just using the fridge as the display?
There's no reason to doubt some fan got a shitty RPG working on a modern smart fridge. It's not much of a flex for the game because "smart" devices like that have tablets in them. It'd be like getting Heartbound working on a point of sale system which is often a cheap tablet nowadays. If it didn't run, then it's on the game, not the hardware.
 
Have you never played online games on a server with a big BR population? They absolutely are retarded. They also love paying for cheating software en masse. Hate the BR bros, huehuehuehue mordekaiser es numero uno btw
They're kinda like Russians. In online games, they are insufferable and retarded. But when it comes to modding decades old vidya, they're masters at it. Though for Brazilians it's GTA:SA and not S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
 
I can't believe this fucking guy. He's played this same cringey smart-fridge video 10 times already in the past 3 hours. No salary is worth having to listen to this inane nonsense all day. Imagine paying this guy super chats to essentially be tortured.

He is at 780+ bans just today. :lol:
819 now(I had to keep editing that number as I wrote this because it kept rising so fast). By posting the amount of people banned each day, and with it reaching upwards of 800-1000 people a day, he's kind of admitting he's pissed off a very large group. That kind of undermines his claim of being in the right.
 
Around 9:07:00 of his current stream, he now says "performance doesn't matter", after explaining multiple times why he did the global array.


Any autistic nigga can archive that and search his excuses about the array? I would do it, but I'm a lazy fat ass nigger.
 
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