🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 38 0.7%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 599 10.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 149 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 170 3.0%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 2,085 37.1%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,579 45.9%

  • Total voters
    5,620
You can see the power trip kicking in
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Truly the Reigning King of Butthurt
90% sure him saying his community is responsible for software and game sdevelopment as a tag on twtitch is a lie/
he said that a video of him complaining about that not being the case then getting a plate of chicken tendies delivered to him is why it happened but the video getting posted to LSF and the tag begin created are 8 months apart. which he now says is him rallying for 8 months
 
I have asked myself this multiple times, what is it about talented artists falling down the furry rabbit hole and turning into gross degenerates that waste their whole lives?
Money, theres a ton of money in furry art commisions.
 
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Look at that Twig boy, he's a bottom bitch femboy, he'd shit himself if he visited only gay bar filled with gachimuchi tier men. There's a reason why he went with a rot dong pooner, he's end up as a "wife" in event of hooking up with Billy Herrington tier gay guy.

I'm not a legal expert, but trying marry ferrets isn't legal in United States, so pulled up pooner was the next best thing
clolor scheme
Always bet on black.
 
90% sure him saying his community is responsible for software and game sdevelopment as a tag on twtitch is a lie
At the time they announced the category Jason was averaging 159 viewers, somehow I doubt Twitch made a category because a few people asked. In the announcement they mentioned thousands of users and creators asking for it, but he'd never let the truth get in the way of a good ego stroke
 
How do u have the energy to be this upset over the death of an animal that lives for an average of 6 business days. Also i swear literally every other week a ferret dies of "super rare golden legendary cancer" or something.
Edit: I actually looked up how long ferrets live and it can be up to 10 years. Mald tricked me into thinking it was more like 10 months.
Ferrets actually do get mega super cancer very often it's like their whole thing to suddenly get cancer and die
 
White scars or Black Templars, they are the least blue, red or green and still iconic.
Kind of late, but the Black Templars are the obvious choice since Flashgitz did an entire series of videos where they are exterminating furries.
seal team 6 couldnt save those ferrets from weapons of ass destruction
Mald would hear "SEAL Team 6" and get sexually aroused because he'd think you were talking about the aquatic mammals and not special forces.
His forearms are twice as wide as his biceps WTF.
He's like the Village People version of Popeye the Sailor Man (with all the gayness but without any talent).
 
Jason's mailbox got hit by a construction truck.

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DOES HE?...
A). Contact the company responsible for reimbursement?
B). File a claim with his insurance?
C). Repair the damage and move on with his life?
D). Go to Home Depot and buy a replacement?
E). Contact his lawyer and file a police report to get them arrested and/or fined under federal charges?

ANSWER: E

Jason files a police report!
(I/A)

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Don't ask him if he's overreacting, Jason knows what he's talking about.
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And while he's completely convinced he could land people in jail for 3 years or get them a $250,000 fine, Jason WILL NOT back down. He's the victim here, and you'll hear from his lawyer!
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This all sounds so familiar though. Where have I heard this before? Was it when Jason called the FBI to get someone arrested, and got a challenge coin for saving the day?
 

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One more of his Minecraft clips from the last stream, with absolutely no software or game development at all:

> "Because we are just modifying Minecraft...which is shit..."
No, bud. You're modifying a config file for a mod that modifies Minecraft.
And Minecraft is shit? I hope Shaye cuts your ferret-fucker dick off.
> "This [an entire library of folders and files] was core functionality for MMO-items that we [B]never changed[/B], because we didn't need to. Which is super nice."
He then does a 180 the very next sentence:
> "We forked off of MMO-items and MMO-core about three years ago and then like we've rebuilt [B]literally everything[/B]. Jake and I have."
He did the making it work part and you the playing with it part. A Fagtree classic.
And to be very clear, even the "making it work part" means ALMOST NOTHING because they forked (= copied) the whole ass fucking mod to begin with.
 
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Jason's mailbox got hit by a construction truck.

View attachment 7632624

DOES HE?...
A). Contact the company responsible for reimbursement?
B). File a claim with his insurance?
C). Repair the damage and move on with his life?
D). Go to Home Depot and buy a replacement?
E). Contact his lawyer and file a police report to get them arrested and/or fined under federal charges?

ANSWER: E

Jason files a police report!
(I/A)

View attachment 7632653

Don't ask him if he's overreacting, Jason knows what he's talking about.
View attachment 7632656

And while he's completely convinced he could land people in jail for 3 years or get them a $250,000 fine, Jason WILL NOT back down. He's the victim here, and you'll hear from his lawyer!
View attachment 7632657

This all sounds so familiar though. Where have I heard this before? Was it when Jason called the FBI to get someone arrested, and got a challenge coin for saving the day?
My god he is such a faggot. It would be way easier for all involved to just call the company and get them to fix it, but he needs to feel like he's a bigshot. I hope horrible things happen to him. He makes me fucking seethe.
 
Jason's mailbox got hit by a construction truck.

View attachment 7632624

DOES HE?...
A). Contact the company responsible for reimbursement?
B). File a claim with his insurance?
C). Repair the damage and move on with his life?
D). Go to Home Depot and buy a replacement?
E). Contact his lawyer and file a police report to get them arrested and/or fined under federal charges?

ANSWER: E

Jason files a police report!
(I/A)

View attachment 7632653

Don't ask him if he's overreacting, Jason knows what he's talking about.
View attachment 7632656

And while he's completely convinced he could land people in jail for 3 years or get them a $250,000 fine, Jason WILL NOT back down. He's the victim here, and you'll hear from his lawyer!
View attachment 7632657

This all sounds so familiar though. Where have I heard this before? Was it when Jason called the FBI to get someone arrested, and got a challenge coin for saving the day?
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classic

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Again with his obsession about people eating his ass
 
Tiger Drop, works every time.
Tiger Drop Negates All Damage.
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ROLLING EYES FALL
RORRING EYEZ FAWW

Also fuck Kiwifarms mobile color picking, shit won't even let me choose the goddamn colors because it clicks the element behind the orange and then reverts to the prior color when I try something else. It sucks horribly, fix your site Null.
 
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My god he is such a faggot. It would be way easier for all involved to just call the company and get them to fix it, but he needs to feel like he's a bigshot. I hope horrible things happen to him. He makes me fucking seethe.
Dude... When I lived in the north and it snowed, and the plow trucks clipped your mailbox, you called the town and they send out a crew with a new mailbox, no questions.
 
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