🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[The Stranger]

So far this is the only sloptube video I've seen about Mald that brings up the Dr. K beatdown

 

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Watching this one right now, seems pretty good

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@The Stranger woah, that's rude, beating me by a few seconds
Here, take this Preservetube link too

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Just in: update dropping on the 16th, Mald Confirmed.
(second half of the month)

 

[onkey]

This grifting kike is streaming with a kitchen behind him with motherfucking game console boxes sitting on top of the cabinets.

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don't forget the mario kart background video brainrot slop. how am I supposed to take that seriously?

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

At this rate he will ban all of his viewers in like 7 days. (He had 5k last time I checked)

Insane worthless bitch-ass nigga behavior dude. Welcome to the banworld timeline, stalker. Enjoy prison.

It'd be funny if they do just stop showing up and he wonders why chat is so quiet all of the sudden.

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

You can just install the frankerfaceZ extension (I recommend installing the user script you can use via Tampermonkey) and enable seeing banned messages in the options.

Does it allow you to see messages nuked by the bot? I ask because Mald seems to imply that the messages never hit chat in the first place, so I'm curious if he's lying or doesn't know WTF he's talking about:

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[limbdiction]

You can just install the frankerfaceZ extension

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I can't watch Twitch without using FFZ. It allows you block spammy chat messages about gift subs, block dumb badges, and you can use all the BTTV and 7tv emotes.

Also necessary is uBlock Origins with TwitchAdSolutions, although you may have to set your browser user agent to Firefox 33 for it to work properly after some recent change on Twitch's end.

 

[Ted's Cabin]

You'd think the viewer was quoting Hitler the way he's spazzing over a relatively tame joke about a ferret's death.

dry writing that tried so hard to quirky

The game actually writes "Disappointed armadillo noises" then later asks if you want to kill it. How do you fuck up a game about genociding furries?

now everyone comes out of the woodwork to become the resident coding expert in this thread.

I'm watching the coding jesus premiere, and this is a straight up murder. Mald's code is so horrific that coding jesus

A guy getting people to call him "coding jesus" is a bigger scam than anything I've seen here. It's the sort of thing that makes me feel like honest work is stupid and I should be working on getting people online to call me jesus so they think I'm really good at something.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

Does it allow you to see messages nuked by the bot? I ask because Mald seems to imply that the messages never hit chat in the first place, so I'm curious if he's lying or doesn't know WTF he's talking about:
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Twitch has automod, which is a combination of Algorithmsto rank how inappropriate messages are, as well as a fixed list of keywords you can filter out.
Filtered messages are not published to the IRC channel, but held for review.
If you combine it with a bot, you can take action on those messages automatically.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

 

[Fat Nigga Fella]

He keeps showing the Smart Fridge Video (it's unlisted for some reason), as an excuse to say "is performant enough"; I tried to check about the guy that made the video, but I didn't find anything good.

This is his twitter; he doesn't look like someone too invested in Jason's community, and probably is just ignoring the whole drama. But it would be HILARIOUS if he calls out Jason about his code or the Smart Fridge.

Should I archive that video? Probably already is archived, but I don't know if we care enough to archive it.

 

[VanClyde]

So all this talk and snippets about his code but nobody talked about his ultra-top-of-the-line ray tracing "engine" he said he made?
He's been quite silent about that for a while too

 

[Slimpacks]

I had already clipped the part where Jason said that his "government hacker" job could be replaced by AI, but since the Slop News Network guy is planning to cover his claims about being a hacker, I decided to make an extended version to send it his way. He says that all he did was "run a shitty scanner and write reports" with no mention of hacking power plants. The way he speaks about his job makes me think that the office level in his game is actually based on his government job rather than Blizzard.
EDIT: the voice changer malfunctions in a funny way at 1:18

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Any autistic nigga can archive that and search his excuses about the array? I would do it, but I'm a lazy fat ass nigger.

>The ban counter

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I might look for the array excuses after youtube generates a transcript.

 

[ArisenShitman]

So all this talk and snippets about his code but nobody talked about his ultra-top-of-the-line ray tracing "engine" he said he made?
He's been quite silent about that for a while too

First time I've heard about this. The amount of focus on his code and optimizations he could make seems pointless to me and retards like coding jesus are just milking it for content right now because Mald is the new hotness. It's a shitty 2D game made in Gamemaker so who cares how well it's coded it's one of those things like, if it works it works, Undertale also has shitty coding and that was pretty successful.

The only thing that should be made a point of about his code is how he claims to be some long time game dev with experience but is writing shit like an intern. Exposing him for this raytracing engine that most likely doesn't exist would be nice.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

I had already clipped the part where Jason said that his "government hacker" job could be replaced by AI, but since the Slop News Network guy is planning to cover his claims about being a hacker, I decided to make an extended version to send it his way. He says that all he did was "run a shitty scanner and write reports" with no mention of hacking power plants. The way he speaks about his job makes me think that the office level in his game is actually based on his government job rather than Blizzard.
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That was the most honest and refreshing self report I've ever heard from him. Was that so hard Maldy?

 

[Fat Nigga Fella]

I might look for the array excuses after youtube generates a transcript.

I want to clarify that I meant in previous instances (not that stream), he uses the excuse of performance for his massive array, so I was asking if someone is autistic enough to search for those videos/streams where he uses that excuse and then merge it with a clip of him saying that performance doesn't matter anymore.

I'm retarded and don't know how to write English, so I apologize if my post wasn't that clear.

 

[Fats McGee]

I want to find who first said "games don't have to be fun" and beat them with the buckle end of my belt.

This is why I don't play modern video games. If I want a deeply emotional experience or something thought provoking, I read. Literature, in my opinion, is the best medium for invoking emotion because how you envision the character and the world they inhabit is largely personal and individualistic. For example, if a story mentions a farm, I'm imagining - even if subconsciously - the farms I grew up around. Emotion is easier to invoke because of the ability of the reader to project their own experiences on to the page. When it comes to video games, not only do you lose that projection but they're also usually written poorly. The people being hired by the devs aren't being hired for talent, they're hired for credentials and nepotism. Believe it or not, people who've never left their very small bubble in life and had to "learn" "creativity" at an art school aren't exactly the best at crafting stories for anyone but themselves.

When I play vidja, I want to press one button and immediately be dropping in to a quarter pipe to do a 720-Dickslapper-to-Kickflip combo. You know, FUN shit. And that's what games were when I was younger, but the medium has changed and I've ceased to engage with it. Emulation FTW.

 

[BigPeanut]

What the hell is going on with Jason here, he's breaking down over some rando saying one of the ferrets died because it had no mana.

https://youtu.be/uGVNS0jo3Do?t=24908

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Deserved permanent ban for spreading misinformation, the ferret died because maldavius RAPED it to death.

 

[TerribleUser09]

I don't know how but I still had a subscription to his channel. He bought me with "Blizzard experience" blah blah blah... now I feel stupid.

EDIT: People! His chat rn is hilarious. I am too lazy for screencaps but he is getting MAULED

 

[culk]

So all this talk and snippets about his code but nobody talked about his ultra-top-of-the-line ray tracing "engine" he said he made?
He's been quite silent about that for a while too

Spoiler: links to posts

🌟 Internet Famous Post in thread 'Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec'

Aug 7, 2024

Pool's closed, I've found the raytracing:

Looks like a dumb collision check against a sprite, with shadows being obviously wrong, but technically it could be called raytracing.

I've "played" this "game" for about 30 minutes, and I don't think I can handle much more of this. The "story" starts with a kid (?) who loves his talking dog very much, and has an abusive (???) father:

The house is full of garbage, though, so Nick Rekieta here isn't wrong. Also, this could've been another RTX sighting, but the door conveniently closes before you can step into the light...

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🌟 Internet Famous Post in thread 'Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec'

Aug 12, 2024

did later manage to get his hands on the game and found the raytracing.

Unless these lights move around maybe I'm pretty sure these are prebaked. I saw a short of his on it, where it was basically just a section of gamma / brightness boost, boosting the floor, and character walking into it. So not ray tracing, just basically a gamma boost sprite for light sources, and a deboost sprite for shadows on like people.

For a good benchmark of ACTUAL dynamic lights in a 2d game, intravenous is a very good example.
-line of sight has a slight light effect, based on what physically in...

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🌟 Internet Famous Post in thread 'Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec'

Jun 7, 2025

Gamemaker games have very little protection and are easy to decompile.

What's extra retarded about all this is that he's making his game in Game Maker, which has decompile tools out there. Some one with know how can just decompile his game.

Looks like Shieldman beat me to it a while ago, but I wanted to look at this 1337 ray tracing code so I took a stab at it. LetThemSneed mentioned a decompiler and I found the UndertaleModTool which was incredibly simple to use, Undertale fans might be insane but they do good work, I know very little about coding and even I could figure...

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