🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[1983 Opel Kadett]

Sales numbers, update probably not coming today either (read ↑)

Apparently the update was so shit that he has to write atleast another 9 hours

How and why does he have 17 employees holy shit. Also why is his business model to scam people in to buying a game forever in early access


E:
Apperently he's going to spend a million on his ferret hoard, seems like a sensible thing to do in his current position

 

[kiwifarms net]

It is very rare for a pun to work across 2 languages and I personally cannot think of any off the top of my head to use as an example of this.

Not a pun pls don't crucify me with downboats r/askreddit!! but really close: There's another 100 points to Gryffindor Toby Fox because Deltarune Ch. 3+4 has a stupid joke that works in both English and Japanese simultaneously. The brainrotted YouTube Poop miniboss uses "long" to refer to time, but after a few turns, he uses "long" to refer to length. Both English and Japanese share this property, so the joke was basically just translated directly.

 

[Frightened Rabbit]

He often brags about paying his translators well, so he doesn't do it himself.

I fucking hope he does, if I had to translate this piece of shit? I'd probably quit the project without taking the money.
Reason for this is that, the way he coded his dialogue system is that each dialogue window is a new script with a new array with the phrases, so you're going to have to sift through loads of different scripts, it's horrifying.

 

[Fat Nigga Fella]

Apparently the update was so shit that he has to write atleast another 9 hours
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How and why does he have 17 employees holy shit. Also why is his business model to scam people in to buying a game forever in early access
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Apperently he's going to spend a million on his ferret hoard, seems like a sensible thing to do in his current position
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I honestly don't believe it. This just sounds like an elaborate excuse to keep streaming and probably paying his "employees" less or at least shutting down any attempt of raise.

I say this purely by the fact that he lies about everything, so why would I believe he's going to spend 1 million on a shady rescue? Unless he's trying to commit fraud or something.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

17 paid jannies is 17 too many.

 

[MercuryMan]

I honestly don't believe it. This just sounds like an elaborate excuse to keep streaming and probably paying his "employees" less or at least shutting down any attempt of raise.

I say this purely by the fact that he lies about everything, so why would I believe he's going to spend 1 million on a shady rescue? Unless he's trying to commit fraud or something.

It's not registered as a rescue nor a charity. It's his personal pet collection and his goal is to have hundreds of them.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

How and why does he have 17 employees holy shit. Also why is his business model to scam people in to buying a game forever in early access

"Finishing Heartbound doesn't keep them employed"

This guy has to be ACTUALLY DERANGED. You know how you keep your fans and employees happy? FINISHING YOUR FUCKING GAME AND MOVING ONTO A NEW ONE. Not a single person on planet fucking Earth wants to keep working on a project for 10 FUCKING YEARS. No one is invested in a project for 10 FUCKING YEARS. No one wants to pay for something for 10 FUCKING YEARS. You are now stuck with this amalgamation of absolute edgelord-dreck that your 28-year-old self made up just to keep your "employees" "employed"? They want to fucking kill themselves for choosing this "job", where the head developer doesn't even fucking work on it and just plays Dune all day. You know what happens when you keep working on games for that long? You get Anthems and Duke Nukem Forevers, those do well, clearly! Clinically-fucking-deranged behavior.

 

[Not Yet Implemented]

I was reading The World of Warcraft Diary by John Staats, and found a funny coincidence. In the chapter titled Lore:

Originally, Chris [Metzen] was hired as an artist/animator. When Joeyray Hall (longtime cinematics guru at the company) first saw Chris’s portfolio, he insisted the company hire him that day.

So Joeyray was possibly responsible for Chris Metzen's hire. A little bit further down:

Anyone who knows Chris Metzen knows that he knows comics (his favorite superhero is Thor). From the baseboard to the ceiling, his office was covered with autographed comic book posters, replicas, and illustrations—as if someone dropped a Thor-bomb in his workspace, covering everything with red, blue, and yellow.

It's probably ultimately irrelevant to Jason. There's only one other mention of Joeyray in the book, so there probably isn't any new Mald lore.

 

[Baldavius Dicktree]

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Apperently he's going to spend a million on his ferret hoard, seems like a sensible thing to do in his current position
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It really can't get any funnier than this. What do you expect him to do? Spend his newfound fortune on finishing the game that tons of people have paid for? LOL

It's very obvious that Heartbound was a means to an end for him to fund his ferret "rescue" and now that he has obtained the money for that through streaming he no longer has any personal motivation to finish his game. It all comes back to him being a disgusting degenerate furry.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I do very much liked everyone blaming Pirate Software for being the reason Ross did not do anything with his campaign for months on end until the last second.

It gives me great joy seeing the only reason it succeeded was pure spite and not because anyone actually cared about it and just hated Figtree that much.

I wish this wasn't true, but you are correct.
At least people were made more aware of it because everyone hates his fucking guts

He's like the Ken McElroy of game development.

Does anyone know if there is any other combat in his game? I have never seen anything other than that
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5YvKZQPxGygPreserveTube |

on his Steampage it says, there are multiple enemys and weapons, but never seen any. It is probably an abandoned feature in his walking simulator
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The playthroughs of his game I've loosely watched. It genuinely looked like the puzzles were literally just walk to a point flip a switch then walk back.
That or do them in a rudimentary order of like 3 switches at most.

I didn't watch very closely but it was just the most basic shit that looked more like padding or a skyrim dungeon puzzle.

, but the DOL grant was for their work with the DMV

AHAHAHAHAHA So when I called him a prickhead who works at the DMV with his ticketing system for reports, I WAS SPOT ON?

 

[DairyFarmsWholeMilk]

Puns do not translate across languages. It is very rare for a pun to work across 2 languages and I personally cannot think of any off the top of my head to use as an example of this. Let alone, making a pun work across 6 different languages? Nigga how fucking dumb do you think we are? You really mean to tell me you have such an intimate understanding of translation that you can find equivalent wordplay across all those different translations? On the fly? Before the story is even completed? Fuck ALL the way off.

Why was the horse elected consul, because the senate found his policies equuitable
what is the perfect salad before an exhortation in the forum. lettuce! (let us)

 

[Terfatron]

"I need 1.5mil signatures dollars to save  games ferrets"

Oh...

 

[Dr. Künt]

"long"

I have no clue about Deltarune, but this would work in german too. It's "lang" and "lang".
I guess something like this pops up in many languages.
On the other hand, getting the pun at the end of a sentence is often a bit harder in german, because grammar. That seems to me the harder part of localizing jokes.

 

[Roachbound]

I can't think of anyone retarded enough to break their workflow to run their writing through 6 different translators. No fucking WAY Jason knows 2 languages, let alone all 6.

Yeah there are so many clips of him talking about having paid translators. This one is especially funny.

That Arabic back and forth was so funny. “Hey man add Arabic - I’ll even translate it for free!”
“Oh my man we don’t do that shit here. Nobody works for free. We pay all our translators 50% above market rate.”
“Oh cool - any plans to add Arabic?”
“Nah it costs 6 grand it’s too expensive”

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Yeah there are so many clips of him talking about having paid translators. This one is especially funny.

HOLY FUCK I missed that, and the one about "paying russians for literally anything is a federal crime" made me want to fucking BREAK something

ATOMIC HEART is russian based, and steam REGULARLY pays the devs MONEY.

I would literally respect him more if he just said "no russians are smelly fucking drunks fuck them". I can be ok with prejudice against ruskies, but making up TOTAL BULLSHIT for it pisses me off. Just say you don't like em!

Also you aren't REQUIRED to pay people either, if they volunteer shit, its volunteered.

Fucking jackass.

Give me my mati hat plz, because I'm mati

 

[fukkit]

Apperently he's going to spend a million on his ferret hoard, seems like a sensible thing to do in his current position

He said on stream that it was going to cost 200-300k...

 

[BigPeanut]

He loves pulling the fridge clip in discord to prove how great the code is
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Cope about how easy heartbound is to work on (read ↑)
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Never stopping.. except that one time when you didn't update your game for a year
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Good news! Animus is almost done (read ↑)
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Sales numbers, update probably not coming today either (read ↑)
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Also he shared the Heartbound_Completion.xlsx

What’s the discord command he uses to prove ferret RAPE is good again, was it !Rape ?

 

[ArisenShitman]

Apparently the update was so shit that he has to write atleast another 9 hours
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How and why does he have 17 employees holy shit. Also why is his business model to scam people in to buying a game forever in early access
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Apperently he's going to spend a million on his ferret hoard, seems like a sensible thing to do in his current position
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I'm perplexed here. Are ferrets just running around wild where he is and they need to be rescued? Is that a big problem somewhere in the USA I'm unaware of? Is there some mass influx of homeless and abused ferrets that warrants making some sort of shelter for them? Am I getting this right?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

This is possibly his biggest lie so far.

First of all, this is all bullshit. We've seen his "writing"

Why would you translate your writing right after?

I think you would wait till you're finished. You know... in case you change anything. Because then you don't have to translate it again.
What the fuck?
What a retard.

I'm perplexed here. Are ferrets just running around wild where he is and they need to be rescued? Is that a big problem somewhere in the USA I'm unaware of? Is there some mass influx of homeless and abused ferrets that warrants making some sort of shelter for them? Am I getting this right?

No, I think he's doing similar to what that fox lady that offed herself is doing, buying them from petco and acting like he's saving them by giving petco money.
It is his lil furry menagerie to show off as a stature of wealth to other furries.

he ended up looking darkest dungeonish
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These nightmarish companies can be felled, they can be beaten!
Think the audio on companies needs to be adjusted.

eh?
i think logo kinda got lost
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heres the version with glow and without glitch effect on the body
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The logo definitely is hard to see.

Can you do a highlight around the spiral edges inside?
Maybe a green line or purple even just around the edge.

Not an artist, but I know clip studio as an outline function so if its a separate layer you could try that. Maybe photoshop has that too? I don't know. Last time I used photoshop you could actually buy and own it in disc form.

 

[Mettaur]