🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 38 0.7%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 599 10.7%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 149 2.7%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 170 3.0%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 2,085 37.1%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,579 45.9%
  • Total voters
    5,620
The ATF Disliked That said:
"3 Vauge rules". Typical mald shit, we don't know the rules, and he makes shit up on the spot. It was probably some stupid rule where you have to predict how Mald wants you to play the game.
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Not only are all his videogames low-effort knockoffs of other games, his house rules for Minecraft are just a knockoff of Calvinball.

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potato sack said:
aint no way this negro posted his "im 98% done with enemas" excel file
i wonder if it has a per cell edit history. ill have to check it later
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Dont forget to open ina usb booted kali linux VM trough secure ssh, just in case if mald hid something malicious in that file:cunningpepe:
 
6MillionCoofs said:
It gives me great joy seeing the only reason it succeeded was pure spite and not because anyone actually cared about it and just hated Figtree that much.
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Louis Rossman, Josh Strife Hayes and Mutahar all put out videos 10 months ago that were neutral-slightly leaning Ross while not calling out Pirate's argument, and even playing devil's advocate for Pirate, and Ross himself stated that after that, other content creators got scared away from going against Youtube/Twitch's new golden boy.
 
Roachbound said:
other content creators got scared away from going against Youtube/Twitch's new golden boy.
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This is, btw, the problem with listening to YouTube personalities. Either the incentive structure of YouTube, or what they perceive it to be, amplifies preference falsification spirals. But I guess it makes it funnier when it all comes crashing down and they descend on the villain of the day when he overplays his hand. Louis' video might have been what made me refile Mald from "maybe braggart" to "potential lolcow," (with further gradual updates to "malignant retard, definite lolcow" down the line.) I remember thinking it's gonna be downhill for him from there.
 
Forklift Certified said:
Dont forget to open ina usb booted kali linux VM trough secure ssh, just in case if mald hid something malicious in that file:cunningpepe:
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negative, i'm opening this on my main pc's out of date windows 10 install connected to the internet with my password manager's master password on clipboard

bring it on maldy all i got is windows defender
 
I've watched a few videos here and there that covered mald since this skg blew up, lots of them also covered his antics in wow but it baffles me that none of them mentioned that it wasnt just him roaching out, it's that he has been bragging about how much of a hero he would be as a mage. That he's playing the class that would save botched dungeon runs because a mage who knew what he was doing and when it actually happened, he did the exact opposite. Real praise me for what i say but dont scrutinize what i do shit.

I'm also disappointed that his ashes of creation fuck up wasn't any bigger and mentioned in any vids recently (that i'm aware) The one where his raid group accidentally aggrod extra mobs and fucked his raid up and he started blaming his guild members and then upon review it was mald that fucked up and pulled the mobs. Not only he did not apologize, he still blamed his guild. The very own people that licks his boots. His own simps. It's such a testament to how much of a fucking cunt pirate software is. A real example of how slimy he is.
 
potato sack said:
negative, i'm opening this on my main pc's out of date windows 10 install connected to the internet with my password manager's master password on clipboard

bring it on maldy all i got is windows defender
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Windows defender is actually pretty good compared to all the paid anti-virus solutions out there, especially on newer Windows versions where it uses a hypervisor to deny access to system critical processes.

But Linux with kernel lockdown and GRSecurity (+ ACL, obviously) > all other options.
 
hes lost so much now and believes that getting heartbound out will redeem him in the public
but when it releases its going to be sucha non event, it wont even be meme worthy to play, no one will care
then he will just be the guy who took 10 years to release a shit game no one played
 
el gordo said:
hes lost so much now and believes that getting heartbound out will redeem him in the public
but when it releases its going to be sucha non event, it wont even be meme worthy to play, no one will care
then he will just be the guy who took 10 years to release a shit game no one played
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agreed. it's not a crowning achievement, it's finishing the bare minimum around 8 years too late

i disagree with the latter piece tho. his orbiters will say it's the best thing ever since whichever pathetic cow they used to orbit before maldy's claim to fame
 
el gordo said:
hes lost so much now and believes that getting heartbound out will redeem him in the public
but when it releases its going to be sucha non event, it wont even be meme worthy to play, no one will care
then he will just be the guy who took 10 years to release a shit game no one played
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It's going to give us so much milk though, like Mald screeching about reviews and trying to convince what remains of his fanbase that "the game isn't 2 hours long, you guys just haven't found the ten trillion secret routes I've hidden"

Then again, this is me being :optimistic: in believing he'll ever finish it
 
Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH said:
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PirateSoftware lost 100,000 subs in two weeks :story:
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Let's hope that he loses subs faster than we got SKG to pass the threshold.
Edit: What are his twitch stats? I'm noticing a few things for this month so far. Half of them are gifted, not sure how common that is, and that his Prime subs have cratered. We could see those numbers come up way more towards the end of the month.
Roachbound said:
It's going to give us so much milk though, like Mald screeching about reviews and trying to convince what remains of his fanbase that "the game isn't 2 hours long, you guys just haven't found the ten trillion secret routes I've hidden"

Then again, this is me being in believing he'll ever finish it
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I'm waiting for the day that we see "Pirate Software, LLC. has filed for bankruptcy."
 
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el gordo said:
hes lost so much now and believes that getting heartbound out will redeem him in the public
but when it releases its going to be sucha non event, it wont even be meme worthy to play, no one will care
then he will just be the guy who took 10 years to release a shit game no one played
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Heartbound is an absolute disaster of a video game, and i'm not talking about the development hell it's been in for the last decade. It plays like a 13 year olds first attempt at making a video game, with writing from a 13 year old trying to be deep and complex by emulating other clichéd indie games. You know those early 2010's indies that tried to sell their basic little games as grand by making them about abuse or suicide or being a tranny or whatever. The actual game play couldn't be more simple and pointless and you're mostly just running from point A to point B, yet it's the writing that's by far worst part of the whole experience. And still, mald has decided to focus the entire game around players reading dialogue, with a ton of different branches in the dialogue tree, meaning that 99% of the "work" he's putting into the game will never be seen by the player because he chose not to drink the apple juice during the picnic or whatever. And the way he's trying to tell this biographical story of the horrors of his mother not buying into his narcissistic bullshit, and how his rich father saved him by giving him whatever he wants, is the funniest part of all. The whole story is told like that scene from Final Fantasy IX (https://youtu.be/X8hvNlIeY8A). Black screens with vague retarded text saying shit like "...if only you listened..." or "...dont give up....", vague shit for the sake of being vague. And while Squaresoft threw in that scene after 70 hours of gameplay, with a kickass song, in juxtaposition to the whimsical colorful adventure you had been on up til then, mald does it after 2 minutes, before you have any feelings at all for his stupid self insert, if that's even possible at all, and it never stops. Much like his entire persona, the game tries to pretend there's something going on behind the scenes, there's some great dept that you might be able to figure out, when in reality there's absolutely nothing there and it's all a facade.

Even if this game ever comes out, and even if everybody has forgotten about mald whenever it does. Unless you're a core member of his knot sucking cult, literally nobody is going to like this game. If anything it's just going to make it worse for him, because i dont think people actually realize what a joke this game is. And when people eventually play it, and realize that this is what he's been talking about for all these years, it's just gonna blow up in his face again.

Honestly you should all track down a copy of this disaster and experience it for yourselves. It's going to put everything in perspective, and hearing him sperg out about the game when you know that it's this piece of shit that he's talking about, is going to make the whole thing 10 times funnier.
 
Does anyone know if there is any other combat in his game? I have never seen anything other than that
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on his Steampage it says, there are multiple enemys and weapons, but never seen any. It is probably an abandoned feature in his walking simulator
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