🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[PrestonHolt]

Mald's overall 'TOTAL' formula here doesn't include chapter 5 for some very weird reason.

Ive seen couple of clips in this thread where he says that he consider game as "done" with act 4, that he will then later work on and add act 5 as whatever he called it.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

changing faces will be too much work that im willing to commit to
i want to finish by the sunday
changing the color of the faces though kinda works
anyway heres a rough sketch of the center
i did a lot of tracing here to just figure out the positioning but i will redo it it for the next one
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It might translate through if you just replace the black under it with something similar to the blue that the old ubisoft logo had, the shape plus the color might be enough.

Like a blue glow under the symbol or something.

 

[Not your Buddy Holly]

Ive seen couple of clips in this thread where he says that he consider game as "done" with act 4, that he will then later work on and add act 5 as whatever he called it.

>Hasn't even finished the game yet
>Already decided to add DLC
He truly is a Blizzard employee down to his bones.

 

[Gas Snake]

Ive seen couple of clips in this thread where he says that he consider game as "done" with act 4, that he will then later work on and add act 5 as whatever he called it.

Very convenient! Strange that he DOES include Chapter 5 in the Incomplete calculation though

 

[Hooked on phobics]

https://vxtwitter.com/ShitpostRock/status/1943252104946291157

saw this too. nice timeline of it

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

As much as the tech-related stuff annoys me, it's baffling that he considers his awful, unoriginal shitty third-grade-level writing the bottleneck.

 

[ScurvyRat]

>i'm slow at writing
>after each line i directly translate it into 6 languages
>I have to make the puns work in all 6 languages for my shitty slow writing

This is possibly his biggest lie so far.

First of all, this is all bullshit. We've seen his "writing"



This is allegedly what he's spending most of his time on? Bullshit. Go fuck yourself, Mald. On a low-average, you should be doing about 30-40 words per minute. He claims to have 750 lines of dialogue in a room, well at an average of 2-3 words per line, that should only take you an hour TOPS.

Multiply that across 100 rooms (I'm being generous because he implies this is one of the larger rooms) you're only looking at 100 hours of work for the writing. 75k words is nothing to sneeze at, being the equivalent of a small novel. If you increase WPM writing speed, this can be done, easily, in under a month of working on it for 2-3 hours a day.

But we all know that's not what Jason is doing. This is all cope for the fact that he's shit at writing and is too busy reading this thread or banning people on social media or maybe even shoving a ferret up his ass

Second of all, no one in their right mind would even worry about translations until the project is complete. That's just wasting time and I can't think of anyone retarded enough to break their workflow to run their writing through 6 different translators. No fucking WAY Jason knows 2 languages, let alone all 6. So he's just putting his writing through some automated slop program and delivering garbage translations to his audience.
Nothing new there, I suppose.

It's important to outsource these parts of projects and pay people for high quality localizations and translations. Particularly when it comes to PUNS.

Puns do not translate across languages. It is very rare for a pun to work across 2 languages and I personally cannot think of any off the top of my head to use as an example of this. Let alone, making a pun work across 6 different languages? Nigga how fucking dumb do you think we are? You really mean to tell me you have such an intimate understanding of translation that you can find equivalent wordplay across all those different translations? On the fly? Before the story is even completed? Fuck ALL the way off.

Jason, you are not a coder, you are not a game dev, you are not a hacker, you are not Mr.Rogers
And you're not a fucking writer either.

 

[Maeis]

I liked seeing this doubter get a hopebomb. So used to nothing ever happens and then he gets some hope.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

We've seen his "writing"

POV: You are a crying sleep-deprived faggot attempting introspection

 

[Glowie]

As funny as the ferret rape is, probably best not to brigade threads with comments about it because it will turn the normals away. Probably better to just start commenting about how stupid his wig looks as if he's really bald.

Jason puts mald into Malding fagtree

 

[Gas Snake]

 

[PrestonHolt]

Puns do not translate across languages.

They don't translate 1-1, you can make similar pun if you have enough knowledge in both languages, but indirect translation takes time and effort, I don't belive Jason is fluent enough in other languages to make good jokes there, I woudlnt be surpirsed if he have some retards in his discord doing the job for him, translating stuf into their naitve languages, and he consider typing what they sent him as writing. But since my native language isnt among the translated ones, i can't check that.

 

[ScurvyRat]

They don't translate 1-1, you can make similar pun if you have enough knowledge in both languages

I've been racking my brain trying to think of a good example of a multi-language pun, but I'm coming up empty.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

No fucking WAY Jason knows 2 languages, let alone all 6.

The funniest part about that is the languages he chose to translate.

Brazillian-Portuguese? Latin-American Spanish? No German? No Chinese? Languages that would actually benefit any amount of non-native speakers because they don't/can't learn English? Like, Germans hate not speaking their own language so much where they dub every single piece of media they get their stinky little hands on. I know he probably uses volunteers or Actual Indians for it that just help out out of the "goodness of their own heart" or whatever. It just seems like such a waste of time doing it DURING development. Have your gigantic dick-ass list of dialogue complete and ready and then do your weird-ass translations after, akin to every single translation ever created by man ever. Just fucking padding your "dev"-time.

 

[Billy Bong]

Ive seen couple of clips in this thread where he says that he consider game as "done" with act 4, that he will then later work on and add act 5 as whatever he called it.

The DLC everyone will be clamoring for I'm sure.

 

[Gas Snake]

I've been racking my brain trying to think of a good example of a multi-language pun, but I'm coming up empty.

Bow before the master.

 

[JJLiautaud]

I've been racking my brain trying to think of a good example of a multi-language pun, but I'm coming up empty.

Peccavi is probably the best one.

During the British conquest of India Sir Charles Napier greatly exceeded his orders to stop banditry across the frontier and conquered the provence of Sindh, and is alleged to have written back to his superiors "Peccavi" Latin for I have sinned/Sindh

 

[6MillionCoofs]

The people in the discord probably told him to draw attention to it, because they understand this stuff.
Ross has said time and time again he only cares about saving games and doesnt want to do drama stuff.
Even when addressing the Jason drama, he said he would gladly be insulted if it meant he could save games.
I wouldnt even be surprised if there were charlie and asmongold fans in the discord that knew they would pick this up if he drew attention to it.

Oh no doubt. it’s why I’m floored this took 10 months

 

[Luecke]

I know he probably uses volunteers or Actual Indians for it that just help out out of the "goodness of their own heart" or whatever.

His Russian translator is not doing work because he can't pay him because of sanctions and stuff, such a lolcow

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

What parts of the game are pretentious? Was it the MP3 players that dumped exposition? I remember the developer expressed regret for even including them, but I have no idea why he thought they were a good idea to add in the first place.


It's on his linkedin page. Eagle search group is apparently out of business now and the website is gone. I'd like to give Jason credit for that, but it's more likely they were just not doing anything useful and died after the government money ran out. I think that was recent because I remember reading about them getting some sort of grant from the department of labor for a period of time for god knows what. These grants are all public if anyone is in the mood to research and archive it before it falls off the map.

https://www.usaspending.gov/award/CONT_AWD_1605DC17T00012_1605_DOLJ139E34441_1605


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Yikes, I mentor entry-level people who wrote resumes better than this. You'd think an industry expert with 40 years of experience would know to put some actual impact or KPIs into his shitty resume.

Does anyone know if there is any other combat in his game? I have never seen anything other than that
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5YvKZQPxGygPreserveTube |

on his Steampage it says, there are multiple enemys and weapons, but never seen any. It is probably an abandoned feature in his walking simulator
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Trash game design. What is this combat? Just a lot of random stuff happening with no rhyme or reason. This would not feel satisfying to play at all.

I've been racking my brain trying to think of a good example of a multi-language pun, but I'm coming up empty.

Translation is easy, localization is hard.