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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
its funny that greg is more competent than the wiggers
Greg sets realistic goals for his level of resources and talent, isn't a perfectionist control freak, is flexible to changing conditions, and probably most importantly, recoups from meltdowns pretty quickly instead of retreating into sullen hissy fits for days on end when things don't work out.

It more than makes up for his lack of resources, experience and polish compared to the wiggers. They really could learn from each other.
 
I thought it was a renovated barn? I remember people saying that.
"Soundstage" was the exact word used in the stream linked here. The seGREGated set was a converted barn owned by one of the False Hawks guys, but it's unclear whether they're reusing that (which tbh seems a bit small for a cast of 4 + staff) or going somewhere new.
 
Nigger are you seriously trying to compare Square Hut with Fishtank as if it's even remotely close to the same kind of production?
idk i didnt watch it.

And Ice Poseidon and Greg just stream to youtube and kick, not the same thing at all.
ehhhhhhhhhhhhh
its still kind of the same thing
like with ice poseidons hunger games you had his main channel sort of acting as director and then you can switch over to individual channels of the contestants to get their pov.

i mean yeah i guess he doesnt have his own website he streams off of but it was still a similar thing

edit: also this
 
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For me, what sets Fishtank apart is much higher production quality and even though it still sucks sometimes, they care and don't want it to. There's a themed site with a themed interface and you have various characters coming and going. Ice is mostly just turning a camera on and then doing fucked up stuff to victims. Hunger Games was a lot more work but at the end of the day it was "turn on more cameras and watch victims."
 
Idc about the fish tank normie bullshit episode 3 of XP was incredible. David Hayter is too good for Metal Gear and a national treasure for doing this voiceover
edit-I confused the threads my bad rate me gay for shitting up thread
 
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idk i didnt watch it.


ehhhhhhhhhhhhh
its still kind of the same thing
like with ice poseidons hunger games you had his main channel sort of acting as director and then you can switch over to individual channels of the contestants to get their pov.

i mean yeah i guess he doesnt have his own website he streams off of but it was still a similar thing
Maybe the Ice Posiedon Hunger Games is comparable, but it's not nearly as good as Fishtank. Not even close. In fact, it's telling that the only good parts about Ice's Hunger Games stemmed from Jon and Letty. Square Hut on the other hand is just some mutants in a room being beaten and tortured by some Ukrainian manlet. It's nothing like Fishtank and it's an insult to even compare the two like that.
 
Idc about the fish tank normie bullshit episode 3 of XP was incredible. David Hayter is too good for Metal Gear and a national treasure for doing this voiceover
Check this thread out.
 
Nigga is she your daughter? Weird ass niggas sperging out over internet girls need to be gassed. Pitiful shit
I don't think knowing some one personally is a requirement to have some concern for a stranger, I think that's just part of being a human.

That said, what ever happens to this girl in her time spent with the wiggers probably isnt the worst thing that can happen to some one.
 
Something I noticed after going through a lot of s1 footage that I'm surprised no one has mentioned in this thread, is that Letty's comedy sketch for the challenge when Simmons goes to the jewish doctor for a covid booster and ends up trooning out is extremely similar to the Extreme Peace sketch where Sam is a jewish doctor that makes Erick Hayden troon out when he goes in for a check up in ep2. The Extreme Peace sketch was obviously much better and had more to it but I still think it's funny that Sam Hyde and Letty both happened to write extremely similar sketches before she even saw Extreme Peace.
 
Well as people have pointed out, Fishtank is the biggest money maker the wiggers have.
I don’t remember who but awhile ago someone here compared Fishtank to sports games like NBA 2K or Madden that are guaranteed to make tons of money no matter what. I think that he just has to do it now because of the money.
 
It certainly generates the most revenue. I mean just with dr cross he said he paid 12k or whatever to get on the show.
You're not getting shit like that with a podcast.
As far as profit goes i mean idk considering they keep having to fucking buy houses or whatever
it's probably still the most profitable but also has the most risk since you're dealing with real estate.
like you get a house its 300-400k or whatever you wire it up and then it gets condemned lol

i guess some people said that some shady chink owns the house so if thats the case it definitely helps them.
but i think people were saying they lost a lot of money on the s2 house.
i dont remember if they even sold it, it might still be on the market, which loses them money since you're paying for it while it just sits there
 
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i dont remember if they even sold it, it might still be on the market, which loses them money since you're paying for it while it just sits there
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They took it off the market last September after having to come WAY down on the price. It's been said many times already in this thread but trying to do this during one of the worst periods in the housing market was a rough call.
 
Didn’t the house get condemned because of the foundation? I don’t even know if they’re able to sell it.
It was condemned due to lack of egress from the basement, it's had the cracked foundation since they bought it.
 
It was condemned due to lack of egress from the basement, it's had the cracked foundation since they bought it.
the s4 house was condemned for lack of egress
are you telling me the s2 house was as well? i'm not sure thats true
i think the s2 house was the one that had the mid season flooding in the basement so a bad foundation wouldnt surprise me
 
the s4 house was condemned for lack of egress
are you telling me the s2 house was as well? i'm not sure thats true
i think the s2 house was the one that had the mid season flooding in the basement so a bad foundation wouldnt surprise me
s2 and s4 houses are the same house, as well as s1 house. The Fallout arc was in the basement of the s2 house.
 
I have no doubt that Fishtank will be back in some shape or form, not just because it's a cashcow, but because it's literally the only career that Jet can have that doesn't involve putting the fries in the bag. He has no skills and is retarded and the only reason he has this gig is because Sam is, effectively, his father. Jet started as a production assistant for MDE and was replaced by Chris Lynch who has proven to be much more competent and reliable and has since been promoted to executive producer. There is no longer a place for Jet in the Hydeverse besides Fishtank, therefore he has to make it work. Even if Fishtank ends and Jet does go back to working directly for MDE in some capacity, he would no longer have unlimited funds for booze, drugs, and clown shoes and I don't think he would be able to handle going from Wigger Harvey Weinstein to actually having to work and be accountable for stuff.

Worst case scenario, Fishtank as we know it devolves into a more curated/regulated Stream Stars so that all the cost and legal burden is transferred to the "contestants" and they operate mainly as a platform.

Best case scenario is a custom built set like Big Brother:
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But, as has been mentioned many times in this thread, that's never going to happen. Purchasing a warehouse or commercially zoned lot, building sets that people can live in, commercial plumbing, electrical, HVAC, staff quarters, permits, insurance, and etcetera. This is simply way outside the ability and budget of Jet and his small team of wiggers and drug dealing handymen. Just get that idea out of your head right now because if you actually believe that the guy who can't even project manage a day of summer camp activities in a living room is somehow going to suddenly get a clue and put together an actual production, then maybe you should apply to be on Fishtank.

The only realistic option is buying some kind of office building that already has mechanical and fiberoptic internet (in a non-cucked state) and cosmetically renovate the interior. This would also have the added benefit of providing an actual production space with staff lodging rather than a basement that looks like wigger Auschwitz.
 
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s2 and s4 houses are the same house, as well as s1 house. The Fallout arc was in the basement of the s2 house.
This is quite confusing. (because im retarded, also its all just very chaotic and retarded)
But I think s2 (70s house) is different from s1/s4 house.
however during s4 at the end they moved to s2 house basement (fallout).
so they got chased out of s4 house/s1 house by cops and that house is .... not condemned i think??. but they couldn't film there because ordinances or some shit.
they just had to leave because of the government fucking with them.

then they move to s2 house basement - at which point that house (s2 house) does get condemned.
Is this right?

Also whats the deal with the S3 house.
In peoples instagram streams after the show it seemed like they were all back there.
Have we ever figured out what was wrong with that house?
because it seemed like in the after show instagram streams they were back at that house, but i might be wrong.

we know something happened bc of rv arc. they said mold. and also cops got called on bloodgames there.
but its sill unclear (to me) what the deal with that house is.

I also think there is a separate guest house/garage type thing on that property but i might be misremembering.
 
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