💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Vibralldo]

True.

Still.

Gibs for nogs.
“Refugees” get free houses and cars.
Billions for Ukraine and Israel.
Politicians get money for advocating for other countries interests.

But when the Biden administration is literally GIVING away money to pretend that everything is just swell, we’re supposed to do the high trust society thing and proudly say: “No thanks, I’m HAHNEST!”

Idk man…

Especially since the money Biden gave away were literally our kids and grandchildren’s money.

Peak Rekieta to help steal from his own kids though.

Eric July was wrong

Nick's not a whitebread ass nigga, he's defrauding government handouts like a true black man

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

we’re supposed to do the high trust society thing and proudly say: “No thanks, I’m HAHNEST!”

So you *want* to live in a low trust society? 'Cause that attitude is why you live in a low trust society. :p
... Anyway this is getting off topic and political, so never mind. I just try to have higher standards for myself. I'm not interested in convincing others to agree with me.


Btw Nick's FAT. He can't stream because he's eating a million sandwiches right now.

 

[SigmaBalls]

Btw Nick's FAT. He can't stream because he's eating a million sandwiches right now.

Nick is a FAT WHITE BREAD ASS NIGGA because he's the NIGGER who STOLE all the WHITE BREAD and ATE IT ALL LIKE A FAT NIGGA(ER)

 

[AnOminous]

@Potentially Criminal Could you clue us in? Is Randazza not allowed to publicly say that the Law Pope is legally BROKE(DICK)?

Even if you're not showing up to a hearing because your broke poverty stricken client whose dick can't get up and who is wearing a Balldo hasn't paid you, you owe it to the court to inform them in advance.

This was either an honest error brought about by eating a brain tumor for breakfast, or it is some dodgy maneuver to derail the case.

Nick would have gotten that two years ago, all he would have had to do is just not be a coke head

Being Nick Cuckieta and not snorting cocaine challenge: IMPOSSIBLE.

What if his constant whining about Aaron and his goo wasn't anger but a cry for help?

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Riddle: why has Cuckieta gone blind? Because he's Mr. Muh Goo.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Runkle of the Bailey got the first interview with two of Karen Reads lawyers


Nick would have gotten that two years ago, all he would have had to do is just not be a coke head

He would’ve weirded them out by asking them about hentai or Bad Dragon like he did with the Michigan militia guy who was a bit of a degenerate libertarian. He did the same thing to Rittenhouse along with not doing any prep and asking terrible questions (how did it feel to kill).

 

[AnOminous]

Narcissists dont blow their brains out.

Counterpoint:

 

[DumbDude43]

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"Heh heh, let me tell you about how I would carve out a woman's insides and then live inside her on a SCI-FI SNOW PLANET".

Cool shit, Balldo. Would you also fight wampas on the snow planet with your best friend Luke Skywalker?

he really has the mind of a 14 year old who just discovered liveleak and thinks edgy = badass

 

[AnOminous]

But all of this is really just a roundabout way of agreeing with you. It's not an illness, just a cluster of personality traits. In the past, evil would be a more common way of describing people who had those features.

Personality disorders are voodoo bullshit. BPD standing for Being Possessed by Demons is as likely to be scientifically correct as this nonsense.

Aye, fooled the wetbrain.

Nick is so retarded at this point he earnestly argues with AIs and open trolls. What a Celsius room temperature low IQ zilch he is.

You're stating the way clinicians & the law see it, I'm stating the way the average person sees it - the average person hears someone has a diagnosis like that and immediately gives all their actions the benefit of the doubt, which they shouldn't, but they do.

The average person is dumb as dogshit. Anyone diagnosed with a "personality disorder" should be shot into the Sun.

 

[Things Once Remembered]

So hypothetical here... Could Monty maybe ask if payment gets difficult to actually get... Ask to own Baldo's IP??

Due to Crackets being destitute, Monty's compensation will be to get exclusive rights to stream the bodycam footage and collect superberries.

 

[AltisticRight]

To be fair he technically mostly hijacks his stream to watch Kurt cooking videos

He was seethe tweeting until 5am and it's just over 9, and he's already up again, seething?
He lives on twitter. How pathetic.

*Especially* not trust fund kids. What the hell is that kind of begging? It's pathetic. The money should go to people who actually need it. He objectively didn't. Probably got spent on cocaine after all.

He "works" from 11pm-7am during the COVID thing and had to scam the American people out of $20890. He literally is a nigger.

 

[NuruMaleMasseuse]

Yes. His loan was forgiven. Mister uber libertarian did the same thing a lot of black people have done.

Wait. Does the government think he's black? Is that why they're giving him kid gloves treatment?

Nick is what he eats right?

 

[AnOminous]

At most, and only if a court of law is doing the value assessment. On the actual streets Nick would be the one paying men to look at that trashy, tatted, BBC-battered skeleton.

Nick has to pay big bucks to fly to some Third World shithole just to see groids spitroasting his whore of a wife.

He leaned so hard into the bit it snapped and he's fallen flat on his face. I don't get his idea of a shock jock. Howard Stern never had an open pedophile on his show for "laughs".

He had some pedo jokes, but they were generally at the expense of the pedo. He was outright savage on Polanski. The closest I can remember is some sketchy "when she turns 18" type jokes about celebrities.

Something a lot of Stern imitators never seemed to notice is that while he pulled all the usual "shock jock" tricks and invented most of them personally, he was pretty straitlaced and even almost prudish in his personal life, which he mostly kept to himself. Other than being a stereotypical neurotic germphobic New York Jew, he really isn't that weird personally. He's boring. That's how you should be.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick has to pay big bucks to fly to some Third World shithole just to see groids spitroasting his whore of a wife.

Kayla: "But Nick, we have bulls at home!"
The bulls at home:

Edit to add meme format:


(Hedo sign with energii_kang and romaine from someone I forget who)

 

[Sneed Force One]

16th - 22nd of July

I can't even come up with a witty preamble this week, Nick Rekieta's viewership has tanked so hard in one week that I can't even try to be funny.
His utter failure to cover the Karen Read jury deliberations and verdict has decimated his peak virality and further damaged his core viewerbase. Lets look at these diabolical stats.
(Data limited to around one month on Playbook.co free version)

Peak Concurrent Viewers – Week-by-Week % Change

Week (Ending)	Peak Viewers	% Change from Previous Week
25/05/2025	1,114	Data Limit
01/06/2025	1,631	+46.47%
08/06/2025	1,664	+2.02%
15/06/2025	1,430	−14.07%
22/06/2025	892	−37.62%

Average Concurrent Viewers – Week-by-Week % Change

Week (Ending)	Avg. Viewers	% Change from Previous Week
25/05/2025	739	Data Limit
01/06/2025	1,134	+53.44%
08/06/2025	1,065	−6.08%
15/06/2025	987	−7.33%
22/06/2025	801	−18.83%

 

[oh no im late for school]

i see i missed some more trevor fibraio/dollycule discourse overnight, glad others find it as obvious as i do. i have two theories to present in opposition to the idea the account is genuine in its presentation

the first theory being: it's one of you. maybe you praised the account for being such a masterfully done troll as a brag to yourself, or maybe you're overtly invested in the idea that "it's totally a real person guys" simply because you don't want your fun ruined if nick knows

the second theory: it's one of nick's associates, or maybe nick himself. this would i think best explain why nick would willingly interact with an account that has all those flags beyond it just agreeing with him. the account also made a post about fucking infants this morning and frankly, that's both something nick or his new friends would do but also not exactly pooner behavior (interesting that one of you was really sure trevor is a pooner huh?) which again reinforces the idea it's not real. but this one also makes it harder to explain the orbiting of other cows

i'm like 60/30/10 but in the end it doesn't really matter

 

[Xander from the Future]

Narcissists dont blow their brains out. They usually OD or use some other method that doesnt fuck up their corpse super bad.
To that effect I think he should be allowed a gun, a bullet, and all the cocaine he can fit in his nose for 12 hours every Wednesday. Repeat weekly until failure.

The core of a narcissist is a massive ball of insecurity and self hatred. Which is then masked over by this derangement of perfection, a literal cope. Hence the frequency of suicide.

A Narcissist would absolutely blow their brains out.

 

[Lian Xing]

Something a lot of Stern imitators never seemed to notice is that while he pulled all the usual "shock jock" tricks and invented most of them personally, he was pretty straitlaced and even almost prudish in his personal life, which he mostly kept to himself. Other than being a stereotypical neurotic germphobic New York Jew, he really isn't that weird personally. He's boring. That's how you should be.

I don’t think that was intentional by Stern. I think he got lucky because his own neuroses kept him in line. He always sounded jealous on air. I don’t think that was a bit. He also decided to be a complete faggot and retcon everything to get ahead of #MeToo.

I wish that Stern, Opie, and Anthony had all been aborted so we would never have known all this faggotry.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Could that change in viewership be from just not streaming after the end of the trial? Last highlight video (with the creepy AI generated cover art) on youtube was 5 days ago

 

[Xander from the Future]

Could that change in viewership be from just not streaming after the end of the trial? Last highlight video on youtube was 5 days ago

It's probably also that people are seeing that god awful Kneau clip where she's just fucking trolling his ass.
Or you know, all the "I hope you die random normal woman. Please die, I hate you" sort of shit.
People don't take too kindly to wishing death upon people just making clips or covering court cases. He sounds and LOOKS so deranged these days.

 

[AnOminous]

I don’t think that was intentional by Stern. I think he got lucky because his own neuroses kept him in line.

No, his neuroses would have had him incessantly sperging out to the point of failure. It's Robin Quivers who kept him in line.

He sounds and LOOKS so deranged these days.

I haven't seen a single picture of him lately where he doesn't look completely demented. He either looks gun-to-head levels of depressed, seething like he's full of demons, or the rare moment when he is gleeful contemplating grievous bodily harm to someone who did nothing to him whatsoever except not worship him for being a dope golem.