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TBH Nick reminds me a lot of Daniel Plainview
Only difference is Daniel had to work from nothing to build his empire
💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.
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Only difference is Daniel had to work from nothing to build his empire
WhimsicalTrolli
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Doesn't he have shared custody and a cordial relationship with the ex wife since leaving the balldo bunker?
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He also mentioned Monica Rial and TV remote Ron Toye, oh and uh Russle Greer. So it's more of hairbrained "well I stream and I have viewers in Texas, so you can't sue me in Minnesota you fucktards!".
Obviously, you can go the diversity jursitction and sue in the federal circuit. Otherwise, you can sue where Nick lives (MN) as Montygraph has proved.
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Dear god I hate hamster brain some times. As I though book.... Calendar..... You made me do this Insomnia.... The premise One of a kind fireman calendar Of the toe... Head shopped on all the existing firemen pics.. Cursed and hang on the rekata studio wall... The picks of Aaron to be entered as evidence in... "Ra-coke raid 2 this time it's personal!" Nick:"Do another line with me buddy!" glances over at the calendar.... Falls to the floor... 911 is called... Officer#2 :"God what the hell is that on the wall ohhh no are some of the pages stuck.......... Ewwwwww".. The prophecy has been set lets hope it is not fulfilled. Cumming soon to a stream near a cuck... Never to see the light of day..
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...And blew it off for what was apparently a media event with photo opportunities. Even charitably as an oversight, it feels like an attorney quite untroubled by shafting his client. --If Nick is still a client. On paper he is, but what if Nick's ability to fund Randazza's 1000$/hour is tapped and empty? I don't know how it works and I would like attorneys here to correct me and inform me, but I think ethically the attorney can't be derelict and has some duty to continue the representation until legally separating from the client. Is that what's coming next? Is that why Nick's freaking out?
The optics of losing the Most Expensive And Exalted Lawyer because the Law Pope is broke, let alone the damage to the case against Montagraph, might be as terrible a blow as the bodycam footage being released, to the narcissist. Is there any logic to this or am I on another planet?
[Edit to Add]: Could Randazza have been absent as a shot at Nick, basically "You want me to show up? Pay me!" sort of warning? Then provide an acceptable excuse to the court?
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What's funny and weird to me is that all he has to do is fuck off. Go work 20 hours a week to make the court happy by mowing lawns or some shit, go home, and kick back. Buy a god damn boat and float around in it or something if you don't want to stay there, the whole town is nothing but lakes. Get into some addictive video game if you have to (I recommend WWE Champions specifically for Nick). But nope! Must yell at your ex gay lover that had a consent accident with you and the women who have talked to him.
Nick I know a lot of people are telling you to kill yourself, but I recommend just taking a step back and just taking it easy. Jesus. That's about as nice as I'll be.
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No, he should kill himself
SigmaBalls
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I imagine there's also some legal niggerdry in not being able to publicly disclose that Nick is a BROKE ASS GOBLIN BODIED NIGGA that can't afford $1k/hr anymore. Would like to hear from a practicing attorney though;
@Potentially Criminal Could you clue us in? Is Randazza not allowed to publicly say that the Law Pope is legally BROKE(DICK)?
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Now, we dance, Nicky:
It’s not looking so good for Nick. He’s completely under the spell of something dark. Not even the goo of the Toe, Nicks favorite thing on earth, could change his trajectory now.
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Nick retweeted a known troll account (who will be familiar to Pat Tomlinson observers) that he thinks is earnestly defending him.
From the same thread:
Bio:
Nick wasn’t very intelligent to begin with but the drugs and alcohol really haven’t helped.
From the same thread:
Bio:
Nick wasn’t very intelligent to begin with but the drugs and alcohol really haven’t helped.
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Nick’s current behaviour and strategy IMHO is to simply say outrageous and offensive things to make his enemies “mad”. That’s literally all he is trying to do, no matter how unhinged he comes across as.
Remember after the shower texts when he sperged at Sean because the narrative was that he was “mad”? Being mad at the internet seems to be his loss condition for some reason. It’s why the struggle session with Keanu was such a loss for him. It’s also why he keeps jabbing at Aaron, Kurt and whoever else is the enemy of the day. He’s trying to make them “mad” and sperg out. It’s ineffective and is probably advice from Juju.
Remember after the shower texts when he sperged at Sean because the narrative was that he was “mad”? Being mad at the internet seems to be his loss condition for some reason. It’s why the struggle session with Keanu was such a loss for him. It’s also why he keeps jabbing at Aaron, Kurt and whoever else is the enemy of the day. He’s trying to make them “mad” and sperg out. It’s ineffective and is probably advice from Juju.
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Bold strategy, but at some point he needs to turn up the heat or everyone will see him as some screeching retard goblin to be ignored.
He needs to start physically assaulting people irl to stay relevant.
thebigdream
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This was always the dumbest part of Nick trying to stall out the case. Unless mommy and daddy swoop in with the petrofac dollars, he's burning an absurdly disproportionate amount of money he can't afford to lose. He's punching himself in the face while yelling "YEAH, YOU LIKE HOW I'M PUNCHING MYSELF IN THE FACE?"
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No Friendly Space Ninja, you could never write a character as terrifying as Nick "Chaos" Crackieta.
My youtube recommendations are telling me something I think.
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"Just help me with this month's mortgage payment ok? I have it but I need to give it to Randazza. I'll make it good I promise. Yes, this month and last month, don't worry I'll get it. There's a trial coming I'll make it no problem. What trial? --A big one, don't worry."
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Not trying to start another tiresome diagnosis thread, but:
Impulsive BPD tracks for Nick. The good news is that it often leads to suicide.
fggt_mcdckface
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Maybe Nick can be allowed 1 gun and 1 bullet again, by the State.
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Narcissists dont blow their brains out. They usually OD or use some other method that doesnt fuck up their corpse super bad.
To that effect I think he should be allowed a gun, a bullet, and all the cocaine he can fit in his nose for 12 hours every Wednesday. Repeat weekly until failure.
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If I remember correctly, this tranny got into fights with roommates about smoking meth and actually has HIVAnd Nick seems to think that the guy is legitimately on his side. At least enough to RT him.
So apparently these are Nick's thoughts on the matter, too.
(twitter/idk if you can archive retweets)
Kiwibros, our response? Nick's proxies have succinctly and irreversibly BTFO'd us yet again...
