💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Jr_Bacon_Sneedburger]

Nick is leaning into the "insult comedian" and "shock jock" persona to bolster the idea that "it's just jokes, mang".

He leaned so hard into the bit it snapped and he's fallen flat on his face. I don't get his idea of a shock jock. Howard Stern never had an open pedophile on his show for "laughs". Even O&A, degen cesspit that it was, never had the likes of Melton on when they were on air (yes I know the sordid history...but they were not rubbing peoples faces in it).
I just want the bodycam to come out, because when it does (not if) Josh, Kino Casino, Sean, everyone can close the book in this duck and we won't have to hear about him until he dies.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

"Damn it Nick, I lost the case LLC again."

Funny- I'm going off memory, but I think it was in one of the posts, it appeared Ty had fixed the first Media LLC lapse, as his office was listed as the contact point. At some point the contact address shifted to the PO Box in Minnesota. So even though Ty is listed, the latest failure is likely Nick's.

Edit to add: I may be off, Ty's office (if it's current) is still listed as Registered office, perhaps that is what I was thinking of. Regardless, it's not an active LLC.

 

[Strix454]

@Dixieland Buckaroo and @Strix454 seems to have posted a lot about it and found that his LLC was in probationary 'FORFEITED' status when the lawsuit was filed, but this was corrected. His legal LLC was defunct at the same time.

Maybe late. But as of February 2025, its back in FORFEITED status for non-payment of taxes. And probably lack of doing paperwork. What forfeited means is that the LLC still exists on paper, but provides no legal protections. He can restore it at any time by paying the taxes and doing the other necessary things to maintain it. But Nick seems to find such things difficult.

 

[TertiaryObjective]

Nick’s current behaviour and strategy IMHO is to simply say outrageous and offensive things to make his enemies “mad”. That’s literally all he is trying to do, no matter how unhinged he comes across as.

Remember after the shower texts when he sperged at Sean because the narrative was that he was “mad”? Being mad at the internet seems to be his loss condition for some reason. It’s why the struggle session with Keanu was such a loss for him. It’s also why he keeps jabbing at Aaron, Kurt and whoever else is the enemy of the day. He’s trying to make them “mad” and sperg out. It’s ineffective and is probably advice from Juju.

I mostly agree with this, but his seething rage at Keanu has me doubting that it’s all an act or grab for attention. I think that as the nitrous or adderall leaves his system, he comes down, realizes how awful he sounded, and copes with “haha I’m a shock jock.” The reality is somewhere in the middle, I’m sure.

 

[Goofy Logic]

I mostly agree with this, but his seething rage at Keanu has me doubting that it’s all an act or grab for attention. I think that as the nitrous or adderall leaves his system, he comes down, realizes how awful he sounded, and copes with “haha I’m a shock jock.” The reality is somewhere in the middle, I’m sure.

The guy is suffering from narcissistic collapse. His carefully crafted mask is shattered, and he is responding with extreme bitterness and anger towards anyone he believes wronged him. The drugs just remove his inhibitions of saying anything.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

At this point I don't even think he's bisexual. He's just a homosexual. He probably banged Our Wife out of his sheer homosexual hatred of women.

I guess that explains why he thinks making April bleed was something to brag about.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick's still going, seething at 9 am about tweets he already responded to 9 hours ago, quote tweeting it so more of his fans can see it and give him positive validation

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1936064245688377597

https://archive.is/qCDYN

To be fair he technically mostly hijacks his stream to watch Kurt cooking videos


Nick's gonna have a stroke if he keeps going on like this, which is terrible because he stopped streaming so we can't watch it happen live

 

[Drama Trauma]

Augie not too long ago did an event called RFC Mania which was his commentary streaming marathon.
On Day 8 he and Connor looked into the drama around Nick. It's pretty surface level dive in so not much interesting for the people here,
but Augie told a story about a party he was invited to by Gator and this same party where Nick was also attended alongside other lawtubers.
Augie didn't went there, but I still found it interesting to clip it:

 

[Vibralldo]

Augie not too long ago did an event called RFC Mania which was his commentary streaming marathon.
On Day 8 he and Connor looked into the drama around Nick. It's pretty surface level dive in so not much interesting for the people here,
but Augie told a story about a party he was invited to by Gator and this same party where Nick was also attended alongside other lawtubers.
Augie didn't went there, but I still found it interesting to clip it:
Augie RFC dodged a chance to party with Nick Rekieta.mp4

Probably anime matsuri which is in Houston

 

[DemsBNutz]

Minor correction, the Texas Rekieta media LLC lapsed again. I think it's in the thread somewhere, but I just checked:

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So hypothetical here... Could Monty maybe ask if payment gets difficult to actually get... Ask to own Baldo's IP??

Not that nick apparently cares about it too much.. But as a deterrent \ consequence so Nicky can't play that card again. And has to make a new image for himself.

Monty would have the rights to Merchandise rights to make for example : Rekata media LLC has been cucked.. Or a vagina in the middle of the emblem.. "The biggest vag on the internet" had to get a new name..

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Wait. Does the government think he's black?

Since Nick called himself a "Whitebread-ass Nigga" it would be pretty hard for the government to mistake him for black.
Which means they probably did.

I had heard of abuse of the PPP loan system but never looked into it. Help me out here, does this say he borrowed $20k for payroll during Covid and then didn't have to pay any of it back? Is that what I'm reading here?

Is that why the Kino Casino hates him so much? He really should pay Ashton back.

 

[FuhrerShredder]

Minor correction, the Texas Rekieta media LLC lapsed again. I think it's in the thread somewhere, but I just checked:

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Ty Beard failing to get the paperwork in yet again. Poor Vic, had a legit case these retards fucked up.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Nick's still going, seething at 9 am about tweets he already responded to 9 hours ago, quote tweeting it so more of his fans can see it and give him positive validation

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1936064245688377597

https://archive.is/qCDYN

To be fair he technically mostly hijacks his stream to watch Kurt cooking videos
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Nick's gonna have a stroke if he keeps going on like this, which is terrible because he stopped streaming so we can't watch it happen live

It's quite FUNNY to me that, even though we can't be certain about what exactly happened, it's clear that something negative is affecting Rekieta. Every time he faces some sort of setback, he launches into a tweet spree in search of validation—like an insecure teenage girl looking for reassurance. LOL. It's rather pathetic, what a "fun guy," LMAO.

 

[Swole McPole]

LOVE my good set of knives and I will inherit some good crockery and plate one day because I am the only family member known to cook regularly. The siren call of a good pan or dish is real...

I don't have good plates because I used to have a tendency to get high, nod out and smash them. I also don't have great cutlery. It's a hodge-podge collection of mostly good old stuff I bought at jumble sales and charity shops, so it's a lot better in quality than you can buy today, but none of it matches.

I'd never really noticed this before but I'm not really interested in the stuff I use to eat from/with, yet I'm really obsessive about the stuff that I actually use for cooking. So I've got great saucepans, skillets in cast iron, stainless steel and carbon steel and I've got great knives. An espresso machine with an E61 group head and a Mazzer mini. I used to put a lot of effort into finding great cups and saucers, but like the plates, I break 'em.

But I don't own a microwave or an air fryer. I might own those things if I had a bigger kitchen, but ours is small so I have to prioritize.

 

[FuhrerShredder]

Yes. His loan was forgiven. Mister uber libertarian did the same thing a lot of black people have done.

Wait. Does the government think he's black? Is that why they're giving him kid gloves treatment?

Honestly, can't blame Rekieta for this one. Under similar circumstances everyone should be securing the bag.

 

[Vibralldo]

It's quite FUNNY to me that, even though we can't be certain about what exactly happened, it's clear that something negative is affecting Rekieta. Every time he faces some sort of setback, he launches into a tweet spree in search of validation—like an insecure teenage girl looking for reassurance. LOL. It's rather pathetic, what a "fun guy," LMAO.

Could be as simple as Randazza blowing off Nick's court appearance to go to the Read trial

Hopefully it's more

Maybe he's mad because he can't afford Randazza anymore

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Honestly, can't blame Rekieta for this one. Under similar circumstances everyone should be securing the bag.

People who are capable of working shouldn't be going to the government for handouts.

*Especially* not trust fund kids. What the hell is that kind of begging? It's pathetic. The money should go to people who actually need it. He objectively didn't. Probably got spent on cocaine after all.

 

[not william stenchever]

Kayla wasn't disgraced because she's built for the streets. Her nudes are worth $50.

Our Wife... for a price

 

[Fapcop]

People who are capable of working shouldn't be going to the government for handouts.

*Especially* not trust fund kids. What the hell is that kind of begging? It's pathetic. The money should go to people who actually need it. He objectively didn't. Probably got spent on cocaine after all.

True.

Still.

Gibs for nogs.
“Refugees” get free houses and cars.
Billions for Ukraine and Israel.
Politicians get money for advocating for other countries interests.

But when the Biden administration is literally GIVING away money to pretend that everything is just swell, we’re supposed to do the high trust society thing and proudly say: “No thanks, I’m HAHNEST!”

Idk man…

Especially since the money Biden gave away were literally our kids and grandchildren’s money.

Peak Rekieta to help steal from his own kids though.

 

[Vibralldo]

True.

Still.

Gibs for nogs.
“Refugees” get free houses and cars.
Billions for Ukraine and Israel.
Politicians get money for advocating for other countries interests.

But when the Biden administration is literally GIVING away money to pretend that everything is just swell, we’re supposed to do the high trust society thing and proudly say: “No thanks, I’m HAHNEST!”

Idk man…

Especially since the money Biden gave away were literally our kids and grandchildren’s money.

Peak Rekieta to help steal from his own kids though.

Eric July was wrong

Nick's not a whitebread ass nigga, he's defrauding government handouts like a true black man