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- Sep 26, 2024
Narcissists dont blow their brains out. They usually OD or use some other method that doesnt fuck up their corpse super bad.
To that effect I think he should be allowed a gun, a bullet, and all the cocaine he can fit in his nose for 12 hours every Wednesday. Repeat weekly until failure.
Now, maybe you're scared of jumpin' and poison makes you sick
And you want a little attention, and you need it pretty quick
Don't wanna mess your face up, or we won't know if it's you
Aw, there's just so much to worry about
Now, what you gonna do?
Go head-on and get it over with then
Find you a bridge and take a jump
Just make sure you do it right the first time
'Cause nothing's worse than a suicide chump
--Suicide Chump, by Frank Zappa