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Reminds me of TUG on the first johnny depp stream. Going on and on about how he has so much info and he wished he could say something but just kept not saying anything.
I was so fucking glad when he stopped showing up.
💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.
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I was so fucking glad when he stopped showing up.
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Maybe he was thinking of a different transcription when he said that and I only say that because it's extremely bizarre to me as well.
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i was in this boat too. i thought maybe he could figure it out, take some accountability and admit he was wrong. but there was always a problem
that problem being he's a fucking asshole
it's been discounted before, but he clearly really is incapable of a lot of the things that actually getting better and doing better would require him to do, so fuck em
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Nick is going to mindfuck that retard in DMs
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We all have
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Oh holy shit, I just remembered one of the most awkward and hilarious (not for me at the time, but in retrospect, it's great) things that has ever happened to me in my own sobriety journey.
So, this happened about three years into my sobriety. I'd been doing pretty well, was rebuilding my life, repairing relationships, and trying to steadily improve things. I was going to the occasional meeting, but didn't keep to any sort of schedule, it was more just to see how the other people I knew there were doing and enjoy the sense of community. At this time, I was under a decent amount of stress (can't remember what exactly was causing it, probably just work, bills, the usual(, and had had a few recent moments where the monkey was telling me "Man, a drink would be really nice right now, you know how dangerous it would be to have more than one, so surely you could manage just the one, right?", and decided that I could use a meeting, and some people to talk to.
One of the things that was probably causing a good portion of the stress that I was under was almost certainly the season. I've always had pretty bad allergies, and at the time, the pollen index was just fucking awful. Every single day, my eyes would be watery and red, I'd have the sniffles from my nose running, and that was IF I'd remembered to take my allergy meds. There were a number of days during this particular season that I just ended up taking benadryl and going to bed early because of just how bad my allergies would get.
So the day I decide that I could use a meeting was a pretty bad one allergy wise. Runny nose, sniffing/snorting every minute or two, eyes watering, just fucking awful. But, I had shit to do that day, so I found a meeting nearby and went to it. Google was a little bit vague, but I find the place, and get in there.
I get myself the customary cup of coffee from the area outside, and go into the meeting room, and it's fucking huge, and mostly full. There are rows and rows of folding chairs, probably a good bit over a hundred, and most of them are full. I find myself a seat near the back that wasn't taken and sit down. I make some small talk with the people around me, and just look around. There are people from all walks of life in there, and it makes me genuinely happy. Happy that there's a place for these people to come and have other people to support them. Whole time, my allergies are still just as bad, though I'm trying to keep the sniffling and snorting to a minimum.
All of my happiness and sense of community go right out the window the moment the meeting starts though, as some guy goes up to the podium, the light chatter in the room dies down, and as the room goes completely quiet, he says "Thank you all for coming to this meeting of Cocaine Anonymous.".
It instantly hits me then, that I am in the middle of a CA meeting, not an AA meeting, and while I know that my sniffling/snorting, twitchy, distracted behavior is because my allergies are killing me, to everyone else, it probably sounds like I just did a line in the bathroom before this meeting and am dealing with coke drip.
I am very much a sperg, and tend to overthink things. So, a lot of things go through my head, and I come to a series of conclusions. I need to get the fuck out of here ASAP. But, I can't just get up and leave immediately, because that would be weird and awkward. So, for the next twenty minutes or so, I just fucking sit there, making sure not to sniffle or snort. My allergies are killing me, I've got shit running down my throat that I can't clear, and I am aware of every single awkward motion I am making. After about twenty minutes, I look at the people sitting next to me, gesture at my empty coffee cup, get up and head back towards the coffee machine in the room outside, and then get the fuck out.
Fucking hilarious looking back, but it was twenty minutes of pure fucking hell at the time.
So, this happened about three years into my sobriety. I'd been doing pretty well, was rebuilding my life, repairing relationships, and trying to steadily improve things. I was going to the occasional meeting, but didn't keep to any sort of schedule, it was more just to see how the other people I knew there were doing and enjoy the sense of community. At this time, I was under a decent amount of stress (can't remember what exactly was causing it, probably just work, bills, the usual(, and had had a few recent moments where the monkey was telling me "Man, a drink would be really nice right now, you know how dangerous it would be to have more than one, so surely you could manage just the one, right?", and decided that I could use a meeting, and some people to talk to.
One of the things that was probably causing a good portion of the stress that I was under was almost certainly the season. I've always had pretty bad allergies, and at the time, the pollen index was just fucking awful. Every single day, my eyes would be watery and red, I'd have the sniffles from my nose running, and that was IF I'd remembered to take my allergy meds. There were a number of days during this particular season that I just ended up taking benadryl and going to bed early because of just how bad my allergies would get.
So the day I decide that I could use a meeting was a pretty bad one allergy wise. Runny nose, sniffing/snorting every minute or two, eyes watering, just fucking awful. But, I had shit to do that day, so I found a meeting nearby and went to it. Google was a little bit vague, but I find the place, and get in there.
I get myself the customary cup of coffee from the area outside, and go into the meeting room, and it's fucking huge, and mostly full. There are rows and rows of folding chairs, probably a good bit over a hundred, and most of them are full. I find myself a seat near the back that wasn't taken and sit down. I make some small talk with the people around me, and just look around. There are people from all walks of life in there, and it makes me genuinely happy. Happy that there's a place for these people to come and have other people to support them. Whole time, my allergies are still just as bad, though I'm trying to keep the sniffling and snorting to a minimum.
All of my happiness and sense of community go right out the window the moment the meeting starts though, as some guy goes up to the podium, the light chatter in the room dies down, and as the room goes completely quiet, he says "Thank you all for coming to this meeting of Cocaine Anonymous.".
It instantly hits me then, that I am in the middle of a CA meeting, not an AA meeting, and while I know that my sniffling/snorting, twitchy, distracted behavior is because my allergies are killing me, to everyone else, it probably sounds like I just did a line in the bathroom before this meeting and am dealing with coke drip.
I am very much a sperg, and tend to overthink things. So, a lot of things go through my head, and I come to a series of conclusions. I need to get the fuck out of here ASAP. But, I can't just get up and leave immediately, because that would be weird and awkward. So, for the next twenty minutes or so, I just fucking sit there, making sure not to sniffle or snort. My allergies are killing me, I've got shit running down my throat that I can't clear, and I am aware of every single awkward motion I am making. After about twenty minutes, I look at the people sitting next to me, gesture at my empty coffee cup, get up and head back towards the coffee machine in the room outside, and then get the fuck out.
Fucking hilarious looking back, but it was twenty minutes of pure fucking hell at the time.
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A couple of these are broken because I bookmarked them dumbly using the page number instead of the proper format.
Because he probably wasn't. They didn't find any needles. He'd have had them lying all over the place with what a filthy, squalid animal he is. It's possible to inject cocaine like Sherlock Holmes but not possible for Nick not to leave drug paraphernalia lying around out in the open in front of kids.
Nick's been bending the knee a lot recently
Very womanly
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If I was Nick's PO I would call him in for a usual random test during month 2or3 of his probation and when he gets there inform him:
"Oh by the way we are doing an hair follicle test this time."
Checked some rules/laws on this in Minnesota and they can do this if they want to. (and they have increased amounts of hair follicle tests on people in probation since 2019 state wide)
It's more expensive than piss tests of course, but it would be a FUNNY and WEIRD surprise on the limpdick junkie. Drugs can show up in your hair for up to 3 months.
: "YOU CAN'T FUCKING DO THAT YOU ABUSIVE CUNT WHORE!!!1!1!"
"Oh by the way we are doing an hair follicle test this time."
Checked some rules/laws on this in Minnesota and they can do this if they want to. (and they have increased amounts of hair follicle tests on people in probation since 2019 state wide)
It's more expensive than piss tests of course, but it would be a FUNNY and WEIRD surprise on the limpdick junkie. Drugs can show up in your hair for up to 3 months.
: "YOU CAN'T FUCKING DO THAT YOU ABUSIVE CUNT WHORE!!!1!1!"
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I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.
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And that, my dear reader, is what we call a shower call.
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While on the topic of sultry secrets in DMs, twitter user "SchreeSR" claims to have dirty deetz on Nick from before his arrest, threatening their release if he keeps insulting her.
It seems Nick was more than eager to share the sordid details of his life to whoever would listen! Perhaps our new user @FaranFronczakTV could shed a little more light?
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I'm not a lawyer, but this doesn't seem right to me. Typically documents and/or videos are redacted prior to being submitted to courts, not after. Rekieta's children were present during the raid, but the criminal charges against Rekieta weren't about them (directly). Additionally, I have significant doubts over the court being fine with showing juveniles unredacted as long as they're being viewed by the public on courthouse property. Indeed, IIRC, Null himself said that videos the women viewed each had ten to twenty minutes of footage cut.
The quoted price would only make sense in a state where body cam footage is public record, by default. It was far too early to quote a price on something that's contingent on other factors. In particular, I don't know how you estimate the price to redact footage for public dissemination when the version submitted to evidence (to be shown to a jury) may very well be significantly more redacted relative to what the public is allowed to see.
Again, the entire thing is nonsensical. At this point I'm assuming whoever quoted the price on the body cam footage simply didn't know what they were talking about.
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God EVS has no idea what kind of 15 paragraph shower text he's about to get.
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What are you talking about? His daughter's pills were buried in a pile of cocaine like an upright sandbox shovel.
WEEKEND
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Yeah, these cock teasing assholes need to either drop what they know or fuck off. You don't get to clout farm by eluding to having super secret info on the degen Rekieta shit show. If you knew things then you should've come out with the truth years ago you fucking retards. There's kids involved in some grimy shit, it's not fucking funny and you apparently knew about it.
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As it turned out, however, TUG did have a directly line to Waldman, Depp's attorney.
Nick is different and has nothing, but I understand the similar frustration.
This is his MO: get into DMs and try to leverage a parasocial connection to warp reality. We saw it with Elissa AND Kalea!
FYI, Schree is a scorned ex-LOCAL winemom who participated in the degeneracy, but was a bit more reserved than others in not posting pictures of herself. She was still very much the bored housewife and defected fairly late from Balldo around the time of the arrest.
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How exactly was Keanu Thompson a complicit participant in a criminal act against Kayla Reketa?
She may have frustrated prosecution efforts, but does that make her complicit in the criminal act itself?
If so, why wasn't she charged, Nick? You sure like to use charged up statements, until they are used against you.
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Every time he comes up with fresh new Balldodash, he confirms something we already noticed that he previously denied.
I hereby claim credit for coining the term "Balldodash," but feel free to appropriate it.
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Guy has bad allergies, walks into the wrong dependency meeting, fits right in.