💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%
  • Total voters
    700
stupid frog said:
Every time Nick holds an animal it looks like it's about to die.

Probably because it might be.
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"Oh no is this horrible skeleton about to beat me to death with a hammer?"
WhimsicalTrolli said:
Considering legal mindset has mentioned that he regularly tried to coerce female fans into the swinger life, I believe faran.
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This is not a secret. There was one stream where she was a guest and got really drunk and Nick was just openly perving on her. At the time she wasn't really hostile to it, although the audience was seriously creeped out, one of Nick's early mask-off moments, and she asked him to take it down, which to his credit he did.
 
WhimsicalTrolli said:
Watching the Keanu slapfight, was he always this whiny & bitchy? Did he go up against jobbers to pad his ibs record? Or the drugs drained the ibs out of him? Even the Eric july & Sean fights he wasn't about to cry every 5 seconds.
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Nick was blessed by god to have opponents in the good old days that had the intelligence and personality equivalent to that of a piece of soggy toast. His big trial streams featured such antagonists as Binger and the famously anger-shitting Amber Heard. Dude lucked out for years on end having people enter his orbit that made him look better for their lacking. Those days are long gone.
 
Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears said:
Nick found some time in his busy schedule of huffing nitrous and malding to follow an alleged 18-year-old OnlyFans whore on Instagram.
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Balldo's Gate said:
That looks like an obvious bot account to me.

Oof. What is Rekieta doing?
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N1bbaN3rd said:
I put this through multiple AI image detectors, and all but one of them are saying this is AI generated.
Mandy 2.0 arc incoming?
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Nick continues his pattern of falling for AI slop like a boomer. The so-called main account of the thot he recently followed on Instagram has posted some VERY obviously machine generated content.


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So many posts to catch up, god bless the highlight system.

So was the only person cleaning the house the former nanny Nick has accused of crimes? No wonder she quit she was babysitting 7 children and then 2 more joined the flock.
 
Vibralldo said:
I'm hoping Melton

Nick spending countless hours groveling at Melton's feet for Melton to all of a sudden heelturn and say "Nick was never out friend and we always saw him as a clown, he's really an awful guy" would be kino and probably break him
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Expecting Melton to part ways with a father of 5 would be like expect Ralph to ditch a man who owned a torta buffet
 
N1bbaN3rd said:
Nick is undeniably on the same trajectory as Ralph...a guntward spiral, if you will.
The only difference is that Nick is falling from a far greater height.
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This made me think about how different the two are actually tbh. For all of Ralph's faults, part of me believes that he does feel bad and wishes he hadn't hurt the people he has. He just doesn't know any other way to cope so he doubles down infinitely. I get that sense as recently as Null's call on MATI a few weeks ago.

I don't think Nick has those feelings. Nick's biggest regret is probably the coke stream. If he could go back and continue living the life he had that day, he wouldn't have changed anything other than not streaming that day. He would continue abusing drugs/alcohol, he'd continue neglecting his kids, he'd continue to live in squalor, he'd continue being a sex fiend. He doesn't regret doing any of it, he's not ashamed of any of it, he just wishes that he didn't get caught.

On the other hand, Ralph's biggest regret is cheating on Nora undoubtedly. The fact he won't admit that's why she left is pretty telling, he's actually ashamed of doing it. If Ralph could go back and live the life he had with Nora, before he got fucked up on drugs, before he cheated on her, I genuinely believe he would at least try to do things differently.

Nick's superpower is making anyone compared to him seem infinitely better, and he even achieves this with Ralph.
 
Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
I think Nick could quite literally be possessed.
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I was raised extremely religious (Christian) but try not to evaluate situations with those principles because I’m not sure how much of it I believe.

That said, Rekieta’s behavior, in my opinion, does not fit into any psychological framework I’m aware of. A religious framework makes much more sense.

Either way, I’m scared for the kids.
 
BREAKING!: At great personal risk to health and sanity I have acquired secret ''pictoral evadance'' from the Cuck Lair that I release here before the CandiedYoshi Mafia catches up to me:

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MegaCuck of the past
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AltisticRight said:
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What does this even mean?
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Word salad from a soup brain. Here is an artists depiction of Nick's thought process

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Lukie said:
So what's happening with Nick Mother?

Has she been enabling his behaviour by giving Nick pharmaceuticals or has he been stealing from family?
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He's stealing them and she's aware of that but she also doesn't intervene or bring it up. Nick and Daddy Rackets spent their life pretending Celeste isn't a lush and in turn she pretends golden boy Nick doesn't steal her pills. This is speculation but I'd also bet the farm on it.
 
Vibralldo said:
I'm hoping Melton

Nick spending countless hours groveling at Melton's feet for Melton to all of a sudden heelturn and say "Nick was never out friend and we always saw him as a clown, he's really an awful guy" would be kino and probably break him
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I'd believe this before Nick's integration of Supertips, now Melton has a financial incentive to ignore his audience's cries to disown Nick.
 
Duke-Diggler said:
"You don't have probable cause!!!" -Nick :really:

The cops got a motherfucking search warrant, Nick. That's what we call, "probable cause".
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That was a very amusing part. "You don't have probable cause."
Skellynigger, they had probable cause already, that's why they're at your house.
 
Sneed Force One said:
That was a very amusing part. "You don't have probable cause."
Skellynigger, they had probable cause already, that's why they're at your house.
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Nick literally just says random lawyer terms that he thinks would be applicable to the situation with conviction and that was enough to trick hundreds of thousands of people into thinking he knows what he's talking about
 
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