00:35 I cannot stand his headshape, speed of speech, and how little he gives a fuck about editing or conveying interesting information.
1:41 Tammy says “we are meeting a special guest.” Jack follows up “oh yeah, we may meet a special guest.” Mushbrain. (Going back and editing this, the special guest ended up being his daughter in law?? Who was already in the car at this point?? Is that really a special guest??)
1:51 he looks stupid enough that he would fit right in with the One Flew Over the Cucoo’s Nest crowd.
2:30 Oddly his filming of the restaurant space is pretty good
2:50 a look at the menu. Nothing but huge sundaes and milkshakes, and big sloppy tall 950kcal plus burgers.
2:58 “Hallah- pen- yo” didn’t he live in SoCal?
I wish I was this entertained by looking at pictures of food. Jack is genuinely in his element, just naming meaty menu items and going “wow.” All of this shilling for a company is soul-less. Did you know they cater?
4:25 That’s Jr’s wife right? She actually seems healthy and happy and is hugely pregnant.
4:42 lmao the reveal of da borger.
It probably tastes good but this just looks like a mound of MEET with a bun on top. I guess this is the prime rib burger. He then pans to a fine enough looking hotdog and says “Everyone's going to try the uh.. you’ll take a bite?” Tammy “I’ll take a bite” Jack “okay”
5:30 How did Jr’s wife (Brianna) get talked in to joining this adventure lol
6:13 lol I thought he had given up the carnivore larp but it cuts to jack holding a piece of “”””prime rib””””” meat and dangling it in front of his nose.
“The seasoning” he declares. I doubt this is seasoned with much more than salt and pepper.
He looks like a well-trained dog with a bone balanced on its nose. Except jack is anything but well-trained.
6:16 This is not how food is eaten! AAAAAAA
bonus, take a look at that neck roll. This would make a good eating gif if any of you are good at that type of thing.
6:25 he is never happier than when meat is in his mouth
6:48 “was the skin tight and snappy?” talking about the hot dog.
7:15 Brianna explains what is in her milkshake. Jack responds with “so is that what you want to eat before you die?” what a weird comment to say about a pregnant and young woman. Perhaps Jack considers every meal could be his last and orders accordingly.
7:55 this is a small thing but Tammy has a burn mark on her arm from being the only one in the family who actually uses the stovetop.
8:15 No one expected any different but the sum total of all off the food review comments to this point are “its good.”
9:00 I wonder if Brianna ever stares too deep into the void and sees that her husband will eventually complete his transition into becoming a useless blobman like Jack.
9:20 Tammy’s review time. She blinks by my count FIFTY ONE times in 20 seconds.
9:55 Jack says “they’re not like a fast food place. They have a drive through. They serve and look like a fast food place but the flavors didn’t feel fast food ish if that made sense” Lmao this is a fast food joint through and through with burgers and fries. “The meat quality, and I’m picky about that, was really good.” DOUBT on Jack being picky about meat ever.
Nothing was said about what makes a brisket or prime rib burger different than a regular burger. What a useless video for no one.
baguette, locally sourced butter, mild ham, cornichons, black cold brew coffee) Fuck these slobs .
