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When will Jack drop dead?

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Happy Memorial Day to my fellow Americans.

My grandfather served and he left us too soon; I never had the chance to meet him, but his memory is strong in my mom's heart.

Throwback to the time Jack's livestream honored "Memoria" Day (visible only in the thumbnail) and he started it by saying he doesn't understand the difference between it and Veterans Day.
Good for your mom and hats off to your grandfather for his service. I actually stopped in to the thread to see what fatty did for Memorial Day (a recipe from his late relatives, something from the old country worth remembering, maybe even some good old USA bbq to celebrate the occasion?) and it's no surprise jagoff did jack shit. What a patriot.

Why does he insist on making this idiot soyface expression? He already looks enough like a fat baby with a beard and Down's without deliberately looking even more retarded.
Some day soon Tam Ham's going to find his blubbery body stuck with that expression on his face and she won't be able to tell whether he's goading her on or just dead from an embolism.
 
Yesterday during Jimmy’s stream, he told Jimmy to call up Gearbox today and request early access to Borderlands 4. The reason being is to check and see if the game is good and if it’s woke. He wanted Jimmy to pitch the idea to Gearbox and tell them that he loves the previous games and wants to make sure it lives up to that quality.
Meanwhile it's one of the most notoriously woke franchises of all time, associated with massive SJW Anthony Burch, one of the biggest cucks alive.
 
Yesterday during Jimmy’s stream, he told Jimmy to call up Gearbox today and request early access to Borderlands 4. The reason being is to check and see if the game is good and if it’s woke. He wanted Jimmy to pitch the idea to Gearbox and tell them that he loves the previous games and wants to make sure it lives up to that quality. Jack told Jimmy to mention him if they are hesitant to do it or won’t do it. It was borderline insane.
You don’t by any chance have a timestamp for that, do you? I believe you. And I gotta fucking see this.
 
I think it's more these things:
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"Sous Vide Egg Bites" from Starbucks.

You could make things like this at home if you really wanted to but unless you're the type that likes to pre-make breakfast for the week or you're making a dozen of them because you have guests it's really not worth the 40 minutes it takes to make them plus the time to get the water heated up. And in the end... they're just as you say scrambled eggs or an omelette. But Fatty likes to pretend like he's some awesome chef so he's all about the fancy gadgets and he totally knows how to cook sous vide.
Yeah, just fill a muffin tin with scrambled egg and whatever meat, cheese, and veg you want, and you can then freeze them. Although a nice "Lazy Man" hack for brunch is taking premade biscuits and roll each one flat and place in the tin after spraying with nonstick spray or greasing with some butter. Then filling the biscuit "cups" with your egg mixes and bake to have small individual quiches.
 
Good for your mom and hats off to your grandfather for his service. I actually stopped in to the thread to see what fatty did for Memorial Day (a recipe from his late relatives, something from the old country worth remembering, maybe even some good old USA bbq to celebrate the occasion?) and it's no surprise jagoff did jack shit. What a patriot.
At bare minimum, me and my bros (who include at least one guy who was deployed to Iraq) watched Saving Private Ryan, which ain't much, but none of us try to pretend we're famous figures and is still more than what Fatty did. What do you think he'd do for a review of Saving Private Ryan, "the Jew dies, 10/10"?
 
@abobe it’s even worse than you said. The delusions of relevance are INSANE.

Jack has ZERO idea how games PR works. This is unbelievable. Holy fuck he is NOT on the same planet with us.
 
Yeah, if one has diabetes that is not controlled and the person isn't on insulin, a keto diet can lead to diabetic ketoacidosis, which is really bad.

If you have diabetes and it's not controlled but you're on insulin, it's not a big deal, but we all know that fatty doesn't control his diabetes and it's pretty unlikely that he's on insulin given his hatred of BIG PHARMA due to AI botfarm slop on social media
lol if didney got into the pharma business, jack would love them. Imagine a GLP-1 with goofy on it (and a micro engraved LBGT+++ flag on them) Jack would love his wholesome family oriented pills no cuss words. They would lidurally be flinstone vitamins (that endorse titty skittles) but for adults. It’s not that far fetched given how broadly diversified didney had been at one point.

He’s such a boob. He hates the corps that can help him the most, but loves the ones that are trying to actively poison his body, culture, and economy because he grew up watching their cartoons from 80 years ago.



Edit: we rilly need to pressure Jack to do a show or series on Jewish delis or cuisine. Get him to make matzoh ball soup at the bare minimum. I want to see how badly he fucks up pastrami. Maybe some dishwasher kugel. Make a garnivore raghel (then smother it in jeez). Turn the entire show into an unintentional Larry David skit.
 
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@abobe it’s even worse than you said. The delusions of relevance are INSANE.
It was pretty apparent given how often he buys things like Hungry Jack's, Pepper Jack Cheese, and how he used to go to Jack in the Box to tantrum at tiny Tacos. He's such a narc and so stupid he like an actual baby really tries to use stuff that has "his" name in it.
lol if didney got into the pharma business, jack would love them. Imagine a GLP-1 with goofy on it (and a micro engraved LBGT+++ flag on them) Jack would love his wholesome family oriented pills no cuss words. They would lidurally be flinstone vitamins (that endorse titty skittles) but for adults. It’s not that far fetched given how broadly diversified didney had been at one point.
He would given he also has a Looney Tunes bowl he likes to display, and he also has a goofy themed coffee mug that he used to use a lot.

It's just hilarious to see him watch a film that ends with the state taking the kids and then gurgling "gud family morahls" at it. Such cattle behavior.
 


Stegg Borgles gaiz! They are blowing up on the internet but I don’t know what stegg borgles even means.


They have a speshul guest! Tammy Jr with Jamal Traynor in utero

Check out the guy at table 11 watching Tammy deep throat that ALL BEEF hoddog with a look of disgust on his face.

Anyone want to see if this restaurant is near a hospital or medical building?

I’m only eating half my lunch today (local bakery 🥖 baguette, locally sourced butter, mild ham, cornichons, black cold brew coffee) Fuck these slobs .
 

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His brothers know how dumb he is, don't they?

FREDDY'S STEAKBURGERS - CLARKSVILLE, TN​

(05/28/25)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=X6Bj8wlZu04Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=X6Bj8wlZu04
Remember when Jack declared that he knew his son's first child would be a girl, bc he had a dream about it, and wanted to name her Acacia, apparently after the wood that can be used to make cutting boards? And he said he wanted to get a cutting board made of that with her name engraved in it, to hang it on the wall or something. The great Jack was wrong?! How--he has a special connection to god!
 

FREDDY'S STEAKBURGERS - CLARKSVILLE, TN​

(05/28/25)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=X6Bj8wlZu04Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=X6Bj8wlZu04
00:35 I cannot stand his headshape, speed of speech, and how little he gives a fuck about editing or conveying interesting information.
1:41 Tammy says “we are meeting a special guest.” Jack follows up “oh yeah, we may meet a special guest.” Mushbrain. (Going back and editing this, the special guest ended up being his daughter in law?? Who was already in the car at this point?? Is that really a special guest??)
1:51 he looks stupid enough that he would fit right in with the One Flew Over the Cucoo’s Nest crowd.
2:30 Oddly his filming of the restaurant space is pretty good
2:50 a look at the menu. Nothing but huge sundaes and milkshakes, and big sloppy tall 950kcal plus burgers.
2:58 “Hallah- pen- yo” didn’t he live in SoCal?
I wish I was this entertained by looking at pictures of food. Jack is genuinely in his element, just naming meaty menu items and going “wow.” All of this shilling for a company is soul-less. Did you know they cater?
4:25 That’s Jr’s wife right? She actually seems healthy and happy and is hugely pregnant.
4:42 lmao the reveal of da borger.
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It probably tastes good but this just looks like a mound of MEET with a bun on top. I guess this is the prime rib burger. He then pans to a fine enough looking hotdog and says “Everyone's going to try the uh.. you’ll take a bite?” Tammy “I’ll take a bite” Jack “okay”
5:30 How did Jr’s wife (Brianna) get talked in to joining this adventure lol
6:13 lol I thought he had given up the carnivore larp but it cuts to jack holding a piece of “”””prime rib””””” meat and dangling it in front of his nose.
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“The seasoning” he declares. I doubt this is seasoned with much more than salt and pepper.
He looks like a well-trained dog with a bone balanced on its nose. Except jack is anything but well-trained.
6:16 This is not how food is eaten! AAAAAAA
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bonus, take a look at that neck roll. This would make a good eating gif if any of you are good at that type of thing.
6:25 he is never happier than when meat is in his mouth
6:48 “was the skin tight and snappy?” talking about the hot dog.
7:15 Brianna explains what is in her milkshake. Jack responds with “so is that what you want to eat before you die?” what a weird comment to say about a pregnant and young woman. Perhaps Jack considers every meal could be his last and orders accordingly.
7:55 this is a small thing but Tammy has a burn mark on her arm from being the only one in the family who actually uses the stovetop.
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8:15 No one expected any different but the sum total of all off the food review comments to this point are “its good.”
9:00 I wonder if Brianna ever stares too deep into the void and sees that her husband will eventually complete his transition into becoming a useless blobman like Jack.
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9:20 Tammy’s review time. She blinks by my count FIFTY ONE times in 20 seconds.
9:55 Jack says “they’re not like a fast food place. They have a drive through. They serve and look like a fast food place but the flavors didn’t feel fast food ish if that made sense” Lmao this is a fast food joint through and through with burgers and fries. “The meat quality, and I’m picky about that, was really good.” DOUBT on Jack being picky about meat ever.
Nothing was said about what makes a brisket or prime rib burger different than a regular burger. What a useless video for no one.
 
Don't forget gays, anything sexual, or "the agenda", which he usually misses woke shit anyway because it goes over his malformed head.
Yeah like the movie that is "safe" for the family ends with an older sister putting her little sister in foster care so she can go to college in california for a marine biology degree because the movie lies about how health insurance works. Separation and Cynicism is okay as long as Jacky doesn't see a pride flag.

As did Disney? Which is why they marketed it heavily, had no embargo on it, and released it at the start of the U.S. summer film season? Fucker wants to act like he's Cassandra when all he does is feign expertise from a fart blanket.


It must be so exhausting to live a life where, no matter what you do, what you experience, what you learn or see or feel or taste, you feel as if you must rate it based on how angry it does or doesn't make you. How personally offended it does or doesn't make you. It is almost impossible to overstate how badly you need a goddamn life if you are obsessing about how Disney must "repent."
Yeah like that movie was going to make shit loads of money since Stitch is a very marketable mascot character that appeals to kids the same way a fucking pokemon does, Jack's predictions are only right if they're extremely obvious but he acts like he's a prophet for making basic observations, reminder this was the same man who said Spongebob would destroy Nickelodeon or that The Marvels would be this big turning point for Disney's redemption.
 
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